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All right Rumpel what's going on What have you doneNo Shrek it's not what I've done It's what you've doneThanks to you the King and Queen signed their kingdom over to meThey would never do thatThey
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Shrek:
All right, Rumpel, what's going on? What have you done?Rumpelstiltskin:Oh, No, Shrek. It's not what I'VE done. It's what YOU'VE done. Thanks to you, the King and Queen signed their kingdom over to me.Shrek:They would never do that.Rumpelstiltskin:They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear.Rumpelstiltskin:And then THEY disappeared!Rumpelstiltskin:Ah, they would have done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.Shrek:I ended Fiona's curse!Rumpelstiltskin: How could you when you never existed?Shrek: You better start making sense, you dirty little man!Rumpelstiltskin: Here, let me spell it out for you! You gave me a day from your past, a day you couldn't even remember. Oh-ho-ho. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby.Shrek: You took the day I was born.Rumpelstiltskin:No, Shrek. You gave it to me.Shrek: Enjoy this while you can, Stiltskin, because when this day is up--!Rumpelstiltskin:But-but-but-but-but you haven't heard the best part. Since you were never born, once this day comes to an end, so will you.Shrek:Where's Fiona? Where's my family?Rumpelstiltskin:Ha! Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? You see, you were never born. You never met Fiona. Your kids don't exist.Rumpelstiltskin:How's that for a metaphysical paradox?Rumpelstiltskin:Looks like you got exactly what you wanted!Rumpelstiltskin:Happy Ogre Day!Shrek: Rumpel!

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All right Rumpel what's going on What have you done
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No Shrek it's not what I've done It's what you've done
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Thanks to you the King and Queen signed their kingdom over to me
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They would never do that
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They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear
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And then they disappeared
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They would have done anything
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if they thought it would end their daughter's curse
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I ended Fiona's curse
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How could you when you never existed
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You better start making sense you dirty little man
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Here let me spell it out for you
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You gave me a day from your past a day you couldn't even remember
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A day when you were an innocent mindless little baby
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You took the day I was born
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No Shrek You gave it to me
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Enjoy this while you can Stiltskin because when this day is up
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But you haven't heard the best part
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Since you were never born once this day comes to an end so will you
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Where's Fiona
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Where's my family
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Silly little ogre You don't get it do you
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You see you were never born
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You never met Fiona
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Your kids don't exist
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How's that for a metaphysical paradox
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Looks like you got exactly what you wanted
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Happy Ogre Day Rumpel
Available in 7 languages
Duration
111 seconds
Views
1,582
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:33
Uploaded
Mar 07, 2026
Production
DreamWorks Animation

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Movie Summary

A bored and domesticated Shrek pacts with deal-maker Rumpelstiltskin to get back to feeling like a real ogre again, but when he's duped and sent to a twisted version of Far Far Away—where Rumpelstiltskin is king, ogres are hunted, and he and Fiona have never met—he sets out to restore his world and reclaim his true love.

Actors

Mike Myers
Shrek
Walt Dohrn
Rumpelstiltskin