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Shrek:
All right, Rumpel, what's going on? What have you done?Rumpelstiltskin:Oh, No, Shrek. It's not what I'VE done. It's what YOU'VE done. Thanks to you, the King and Queen signed their kingdom over to me.Shrek:They would never do that.Rumpelstiltskin:They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear.Rumpelstiltskin:And then THEY disappeared!Rumpelstiltskin:Ah, they would have done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.Shrek:I ended Fiona's curse!Rumpelstiltskin: How could you when you never existed?Shrek: You better start making sense, you dirty little man!Rumpelstiltskin: Here, let me spell it out for you! You gave me a day from your past, a day you couldn't even remember. Oh-ho-ho. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby.Shrek: You took the day I was born.Rumpelstiltskin:No, Shrek. You gave it to me.Shrek: Enjoy this while you can, Stiltskin, because when this day is up--!Rumpelstiltskin:But-but-but-but-but you haven't heard the best part. Since you were never born, once this day comes to an end, so will you.Shrek:Where's Fiona? Where's my family?Rumpelstiltskin:Ha! Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? You see, you were never born. You never met Fiona. Your kids don't exist.Rumpelstiltskin:How's that for a metaphysical paradox?Rumpelstiltskin:Looks like you got exactly what you wanted!Rumpelstiltskin:Happy Ogre Day!Shrek: Rumpel!
All right, Rumpel, what's going on? What have you done?Rumpelstiltskin:Oh, No, Shrek. It's not what I'VE done. It's what YOU'VE done. Thanks to you, the King and Queen signed their kingdom over to me.Shrek:They would never do that.Rumpelstiltskin:They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear.Rumpelstiltskin:And then THEY disappeared!Rumpelstiltskin:Ah, they would have done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.Shrek:I ended Fiona's curse!Rumpelstiltskin: How could you when you never existed?Shrek: You better start making sense, you dirty little man!Rumpelstiltskin: Here, let me spell it out for you! You gave me a day from your past, a day you couldn't even remember. Oh-ho-ho. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby.Shrek: You took the day I was born.Rumpelstiltskin:No, Shrek. You gave it to me.Shrek: Enjoy this while you can, Stiltskin, because when this day is up--!Rumpelstiltskin:But-but-but-but-but you haven't heard the best part. Since you were never born, once this day comes to an end, so will you.Shrek:Where's Fiona? Where's my family?Rumpelstiltskin:Ha! Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? You see, you were never born. You never met Fiona. Your kids don't exist.Rumpelstiltskin:How's that for a metaphysical paradox?Rumpelstiltskin:Looks like you got exactly what you wanted!Rumpelstiltskin:Happy Ogre Day!Shrek: Rumpel!
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All right Rumpel what's going on What have you done
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No Shrek it's not what I've done It's what you've done
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Thanks to you the King and Queen signed their kingdom over to me
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They would never do that
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They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear
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And then they disappeared
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They would have done anything
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if they thought it would end their daughter's curse
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I ended Fiona's curse
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How could you when you never existed
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You better start making sense you dirty little man
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Here let me spell it out for you
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You gave me a day from your past a day you couldn't even remember
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A day when you were an innocent mindless little baby
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You took the day I was born
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No Shrek You gave it to me
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Enjoy this while you can Stiltskin because when this day is up
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But you haven't heard the best part
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Since you were never born once this day comes to an end so will you
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Where's Fiona
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Where's my family
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Silly little ogre You don't get it do you
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You see you were never born
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You never met Fiona
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Your kids don't exist
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How's that for a metaphysical paradox
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Looks like you got exactly what you wanted
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Happy Ogre Day Rumpel
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Movie Summary
A bored and domesticated Shrek pacts with deal-maker Rumpelstiltskin to get back to feeling like a real ogre again, but when he's duped and sent to a twisted version of Far Far Away—where Rumpelstiltskin is king, ogres are hunted, and he and Fiona have never met—he sets out to restore his world and reclaim his true love.

