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Donkey:
I've never seen an ogre cry.Shrek:I'm not crying.Donkey:It's nothing to be ashamed of. I mean, I cry all the time. Just thinking about my grandma, or thinking about baby kittens, or... or my grandma kissing a baby kitten... or a little baby grandma kitten.Donkey:That is so darn sad.Shrek:I said I'm not crying!Donkey:Hey, take it easy. I'm only trying to help. It's none of my business why you're upset. By the way, why are you upset?Shrek:I was tricked into signing something I shouldn't have.Donkey:Oh, you signed up for one of them time-shares, huh?Shrek:No.Shrek:I signed this.Donkey: You should never sign a contract with Rumpelstiltskin!Shrek:Yeah, I got that.Donkey:His fine print is crafty.Shrek:I know.Donkey:His exit clauses are sneaky.Shrek:Yeah. I... what did you say?Donkey:I'm talking about the exit clause. Used to be you had to guess his name, but now everybody knows who Rumpelstiltskin is
I've never seen an ogre cry.Shrek:I'm not crying.Donkey:It's nothing to be ashamed of. I mean, I cry all the time. Just thinking about my grandma, or thinking about baby kittens, or... or my grandma kissing a baby kitten... or a little baby grandma kitten.Donkey:That is so darn sad.Shrek:I said I'm not crying!Donkey:Hey, take it easy. I'm only trying to help. It's none of my business why you're upset. By the way, why are you upset?Shrek:I was tricked into signing something I shouldn't have.Donkey:Oh, you signed up for one of them time-shares, huh?Shrek:No.Shrek:I signed this.Donkey: You should never sign a contract with Rumpelstiltskin!Shrek:Yeah, I got that.Donkey:His fine print is crafty.Shrek:I know.Donkey:His exit clauses are sneaky.Shrek:Yeah. I... what did you say?Donkey:I'm talking about the exit clause. Used to be you had to guess his name, but now everybody knows who Rumpelstiltskin is
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I've never seen an ogre cry
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I'm not crying
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It's nothing to be ashamed of I cry all the time
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Just thinking about my grandma or thinking about baby kittens
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or my grandma kissing a baby kitten or a little baby grandma kitten
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That is so darn sad I said I'm not crying
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Take it easy I'm only trying to help
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It's none of my business why you're upset
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By the way why are you upset
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I was tricked into signing something I shouldn't have
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You signed up for one of them time shares huh
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No I signed this
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You should never sign a contract with Rumpelstiltskin
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Yeah I got that
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His fine print is crafty I know
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His exit clauses are sneaky Yeah I
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What did you say I'm talking about the exit clause
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Used to be you had to guess his name
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but now everybody knows who Rumpelstiltskin is
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Movie Summary
A bored and domesticated Shrek pacts with deal-maker Rumpelstiltskin to get back to feeling like a real ogre again, but when he's duped and sent to a twisted version of Far Far Away—where Rumpelstiltskin is king, ogres are hunted, and he and Fiona have never met—he sets out to restore his world and reclaim his true love.

