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Princess Fiona:
Unbelievable.Shrek:Tell me about it! Those villagers--!Princess Fiona:I'm not talking about the villagers, Shrek. I'm talking about you. Is this *really* how you want to remember the kids' first birthday?Shrek:Oh, great, so this is all *my* fault?Princess Fiona:Yes! But, you know what? Let's talk about this *after* the party, at home.Shrek:You mean that roadside attraction we live in? "Step right up! See the dancing ogre! Don't worry, he won't bite!" I *used* to be an ogre! Now, I'm just a jolly green joke!Princess Fiona:OK, OK, maybe you're not... the ogre you used to be, but maybe that's not such a bad thing.Shrek:Ah, I wouldn't expect *you* to understand. It's not like you're a *real* ogre. You spent half your life in a palace.Princess Fiona:And the other half locked away in a tower.Shrek: Look, all I want is for things to go back to the way they used to be. Back when villagers were afraid of me and I could take a mud bath in peace! When I could do what I wanted, when I wanted to do it! Back when the world made sense!Princess Fiona:You mean, back before you rescued me from the Dragon's Keep?Shrek:Exactly!Princess Fiona: Shrek. You have three beautiful children. A wife who loves you. Friends who adore you. You have everything. Why is it the only person who can't see that is you?Shrek:That's just great
Unbelievable.Shrek:Tell me about it! Those villagers--!Princess Fiona:I'm not talking about the villagers, Shrek. I'm talking about you. Is this *really* how you want to remember the kids' first birthday?Shrek:Oh, great, so this is all *my* fault?Princess Fiona:Yes! But, you know what? Let's talk about this *after* the party, at home.Shrek:You mean that roadside attraction we live in? "Step right up! See the dancing ogre! Don't worry, he won't bite!" I *used* to be an ogre! Now, I'm just a jolly green joke!Princess Fiona:OK, OK, maybe you're not... the ogre you used to be, but maybe that's not such a bad thing.Shrek:Ah, I wouldn't expect *you* to understand. It's not like you're a *real* ogre. You spent half your life in a palace.Princess Fiona:And the other half locked away in a tower.Shrek: Look, all I want is for things to go back to the way they used to be. Back when villagers were afraid of me and I could take a mud bath in peace! When I could do what I wanted, when I wanted to do it! Back when the world made sense!Princess Fiona:You mean, back before you rescued me from the Dragon's Keep?Shrek:Exactly!Princess Fiona: Shrek. You have three beautiful children. A wife who loves you. Friends who adore you. You have everything. Why is it the only person who can't see that is you?Shrek:That's just great
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Unbelievable Tell me about it Those villagers
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I'm not talking about the villagers Shrek I'm talking about you
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Is this really how you want to remember the kids' first birthday
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Oh great So this is all my fault Yes But you know what
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Let's talk about this after the party at home
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You mean that roadside attraction we live in
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Step right up See the dancing ogre Don't worry He won't bite
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I used to be an ogre Now I'm just a jolly green joke
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OK OK maybe you're not the ogre you used to be
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But maybe that's not such a bad thing
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I wouldn't expect you to understand It's not like you're a real ogre
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You spent half your life in a palace
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And the other half locked away in a tower
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Look all I want is for things to go back to the way they used to be
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Back when villagers were afraid of me and I could take a mud bath in peace
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When I could do what I wanted when I wanted to do it
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Back when the world made sense
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You mean back before you rescued me from the Dragon's Keep
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Exactly
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Shrek you have three beautiful children
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a wife who loves you
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friends who adore you You have everything
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Why is it the only person who can't see that is you
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That's just great
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Movie Summary
A bored and domesticated Shrek pacts with deal-maker Rumpelstiltskin to get back to feeling like a real ogre again, but when he's duped and sent to a twisted version of Far Far Away—where Rumpelstiltskin is king, ogres are hunted, and he and Fiona have never met—he sets out to restore his world and reclaim his true love.

