"Shrek the Third" quotes

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The King of Far Far Away has died and Shrek and Fiona are to become King & Queen. However, Shrek wants to return to his cozy swamp and live in peace and quiet, so when he finds out there is another heir to the throne, they set off to bring him back to rule the kingdom.

Director: Chris Miller, Raman Hui
Writer: Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Chris Miller
Production: N/A
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 58/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $322,719,944
Released: 18 May 2007
Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award5 wins & 17 nominations total

140 Clips

Wicked Witch The Seven Dwarfs saved Snow White and what happened - Shrek the Third 00:23
Wicked Witch The Seven Dwarfs saved Snow White and what...
And you - Shrek the Third 00:12
And you
I know he's a jerk and everything - Shrek the Third 00:09
I know he's a jerk and everything
Hi honey - Shrek the Third 00:09
Hi honey
We've got to save her But she's so far far away - Shrek the Third 00:05
We've got to save her But she's so far far away
I am the rightful King of Far Far Away - Shrek the Third 00:06
I am the rightful King of Far Far Away
Artie a king More like the Mayor of Loserville - Shrek the Third 00:06
Artie a king More like the Mayor of Loserville
What do you want Oharming - Shrek the Third 00:11
What do you want Oharming
This is worse than Love Letters I hate dinner theater - Shrek the Third 00:08
This is worse than Love Letters I hate dinner theater
I got it - Shrek the Third 00:04
I got it
To the highest room of the tallest tower - Shrek the Third 00:10
To the highest room of the tallest tower
Oan I interest anyone in a snack or beverage - Shrek the Third 00:05
Oan I interest anyone in a snack or beverage
For lo bro don't burn all my frankincense and myrrh - Shrek the Third 00:06
For lo bro don't burn all my frankincense and myrrh
I always wanted to play the flute - Shrek the Third 00:04
I always wanted to play the flute
That's right I'm the new mascot - Shrek the Third 00:11
That's right I'm the new mascot
Hey how's it goin' - Shrek the Third 00:04
Hey how's it goin'
This was supposed to be my happily ever after - Shrek the Third 00:12
This was supposed to be my happily ever after
It's for the poopies - Shrek the Third 00:08
It's for the poopies
If you think this is getting you out of anything it isn't - Shrek the Third 00:18
If you think this is getting you out of anything it isn't
Look into the Fire of Truth - Shrek the Third 00:30
Look into the Fire of Truth
Greetings cosmic children of the universe - Shrek the Third 00:12
Greetings cosmic children of the universe
If Artie trusts him that's good enough for me - Shrek the Third 00:08
If Artie trusts him that's good enough for me
Did you say you were looking for Arthur - Shrek the Third 00:09
Did you say you were looking for Arthur
They grow up so fast - Shrek the Third 00:06
They grow up so fast
If there's something you really want or someone you want to be - Shrek the Third 00:12
If there's something you really want or someone you want to...
I don't know you but I'd like to - Shrek the Third 00:05
I don't know you but I'd like to
I haven't been on a trip like that since college - Shrek the Third 00:05
I haven't been on a trip like that since college
Good morning good morning To you - Shrek the Third 00:06
Good morning good morning To you
Honey let's be rational about this - Shrek the Third 00:22
Honey let's be rational about this
Enjoy your stay here in prison while I rule the free world - Shrek the Third 00:13
Enjoy your stay here in prison while I rule the free world
So I was all like I'd rather get the black plague than go out with you - Shrek the Third 00:06
So I was all like I'd rather get the black plague than go...
Excuse me Old lady coming through - Shrek the Third 00:24
Excuse me Old lady coming through
Easy for you to say You're not some evil enchanted tree - Shrek the Third 00:15
Easy for you to say You're not some evil enchanted tree
The Frog King is dead - Shrek the Third 00:05
The Frog King is dead
It's out of my hands senorita The winds of fate have blown on my destiny - Shrek the Third 00:22
It's out of my hands senorita The winds of fate have blown...
You know you're okay Shrek - Shrek the Third 00:20
You know you're okay Shrek
The only thing you're ever gonna be king of is King of the Stupids - Shrek the Third 00:06
The only thing you're ever gonna be king of is King of the...
Please don't eat me - Shrek the Third 00:10
Please don't eat me
Where's the baby - Shrek the Third 00:03
Where's the baby
Oh no I've been abracadabra ed into a Fancy Feastin' second rate sidekick - Shrek the Third 00:20
Oh no I've been abracadabra ed into a Fancy Feastin' second...
Break a leg - Shrek the Third 00:06
Break a leg
And if he gives me trouble I always have persuasion and reason - Shrek the Third 00:10
And if he gives me trouble I always have persuasion and...
Good morning - Shrek the Third 00:12
Good morning
Somebody better be dying - Shrek the Third 00:08
Somebody better be dying
Everything's always about you It's not like your attitude is helping - Shrek the Third 00:10
Everything's always about you It's not like your attitude is...
I am a buzzing bee - Shrek the Third 00:19
I am a buzzing bee
You know the baby will love it because I do - Shrek the Third 00:05
You know the baby will love it because I do
And you my friend are royally - Shrek the Third 00:05
And you my friend are royally
You're finished - Shrek the Third 00:09
You're finished
Rapunzel how could you - Shrek the Third 00:06
Rapunzel how could you
What in the shista shire kind of place is this - Shrek the Third 00:10
What in the shista shire kind of place is this
Using you You really don't get it - Shrek the Third 00:08
Using you You really don't get it
Look Don't you know who he thinks he is How dare you - Shrek the Third 00:07
Look Don't you know who he thinks he is How dare you
You didn't think you got your fighting skills from your father did you - Shrek the Third 00:06
You didn't think you got your fighting skills from your...
Look out They got a piano - Shrek the Third 00:04
Look out They got a piano
Some people just don't understand boundaries - Shrek the Third 00:05
Some people just don't understand boundaries
You should get yourself a pair of pants I feel all exposed and nasty - Shrek the Third 00:07
You should get yourself a pair of pants I feel all exposed...
If he were real could I do this - Shrek the Third 00:17
If he were real could I do this
This is like totally embarrassing - Shrek the Third 00:16
This is like totally embarrassing
I know you're busy not fitting in but can you tell me where I can find Arthur - Shrek the Third 00:06
I know you're busy not fitting in but can you tell me where...
Well well well If it isn't Peter Pan - Shrek the Third 00:07
Well well well If it isn't Peter Pan
Who dat - Shrek the Third 00:03
Who dat
I'm sorry but this isn't working for me - Shrek the Third 00:22
I'm sorry but this isn't working for me
How did you receive wedgies when you are clearly not the wearer of underpants - Shrek the Third 00:10
How did you receive wedgies when you are clearly not the...
You'll learn to control that - Shrek the Third 00:04
You'll learn to control that
Listen Artie - Shrek the Third 00:37
Listen Artie
Wor ces ters shiree Now that sounds fancy - Shrek the Third 00:11
Wor ces ters shiree Now that sounds fancy
I don't get it - Shrek the Third 00:07
I don't get it
I can't believe I'm going to be a father How did this happen - Shrek the Third 00:25
I can't believe I'm going to be a father How did this happen
Give me a break Rapunzel Rapunzel - Shrek the Third 00:08
Give me a break Rapunzel Rapunzel
You're right Ladies assume the position - Shrek the Third 00:14
You're right Ladies assume the position
Let's do this Go Team Dynamite - Shrek the Third 00:19
Let's do this Go Team Dynamite
You can't lie - Shrek the Third 00:35
You can't lie
Sorry we're late - Shrek the Third 00:15
Sorry we're late
We've got to save her - Shrek the Third 00:15
We've got to save her
This was supposed to be  my  Happily Ever After - Shrek the Third 00:29
This was supposed to be my Happily Ever After
More like mayor of Loserville - Shrek the Third 00:13
More like mayor of Loserville
Cosmic children of the universe - Shrek the Third 00:30
Cosmic children of the universe
If Artie trusts him - Shrek the Third 00:21
If Artie trusts him
What do you want - Shrek the Third 00:20
What do you want
Can I interest anyone in a snack or beverage - Shrek the Third 00:16
Can I interest anyone in a snack or beverage
Don't burn all my Frankincense and Myrrh - Shrek the Third 00:15
Don't burn all my Frankincense and Myrrh
I'm the new mascot - Shrek the Third 00:26
I'm the new mascot
If you think this is getting you out of anything - Shrek the Third 00:46
If you think this is getting you out of anything
I see a rainbow pony - Shrek the Third 00:29
I see a rainbow pony
They grow up so fast - Shrek the Third 00:14
They grow up so fast
Or someone you really want to be - Shrek the Third 00:29
Or someone you really want to be
Did you say you were looking for Arthur - Shrek the Third 00:27
Did you say you were looking for Arthur
I don't know you - Shrek the Third 00:14
I don't know you
You're all right - Shrek the Third 00:28
You're all right
You just need to do a little less yelling - Shrek the Third 00:28
You just need to do a little less yelling
Is king of the stupids - Shrek the Third 00:20
Is king of the stupids
Please don't eat me - Shrek the Third 00:16
Please don't eat me
Where's the baby - Shrek the Third 00:10
Where's the baby
On second thought - Shrek the Third 00:15
On second thought
And if he gives me any trouble - Shrek the Third 00:25
And if he gives me any trouble
Someone had better be dying - Shrek the Third 00:13
Someone had better be dying
Everything always about you - Shrek the Third 00:35
Everything always about you
I'm a buzzing bee - Shrek the Third 00:44
I'm a buzzing bee
It's out of my hands - Shrek the Third 00:38
It's out of my hands
I feel all exposed and nasty - Shrek the Third 00:54
I feel all exposed and nasty
Isn't it wonderful - Shrek the Third 00:11
Isn't it wonderful
And it's just so hard - Shrek the Third 01:11
And it's just so hard
You didn't think you inherited your fighting skills from your father - Shrek the Third 00:21
You didn't think you inherited your fighting skills from...
You're finished - Shrek the Third 00:14
You're finished
They got a piano - Shrek the Third 00:10
They got a piano
If it were real - Shrek the Third 00:29
If it were real
My stomach's aching and my palms just got sweaty - Shrek the Third 00:29
My stomach's aching and my palms just got sweaty
Some people just don't understand boundaries - Shrek the Third 00:16
Some people just don't understand boundaries
His name's not Peter - Shrek the Third 00:11
His name's not Peter
I'm sorry but this isn't working for me - Shrek the Third 00:51
I'm sorry but this isn't working for me
Let's just say some things are better left unsaid - Shrek the Third 00:36
Let's just say some things are better left unsaid
You'll learn to control that - Shrek the Third 00:13
You'll learn to control that
The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet - Shrek the Third 00:21
The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet
If you think this whole mad scene ain't dope - Shrek the Third 01:59
If you think this whole mad scene ain't dope
It's Worcestershire - Shrek the Third 00:15
It's Worcestershire
Go Team Dynamite - Shrek the Third 00:57
Go Team Dynamite
Let down your golden extension - Shrek the Third 00:13
Let down your golden extension
I just can't believe it - Shrek the Third 00:51
I just can't believe it
I can't believe I'm going to be a father - Shrek the Third 00:51
I can't believe I'm going to be a father
Assume the position - Shrek the Third 00:19
Assume the position
What are you doing - Shrek the Third 00:19
What are you doing
I don't know where he's not - Shrek the Third 01:58
I don't know where he's not
I've always wanted to play the flute - Shrek the Third 00:14
I've always wanted to play the flute
It's for the poopies - Shrek the Third 00:17
It's for the poopies
I don't get it - Shrek the Third 00:24
I don't get it
I am the rightful King of Far Far Away - Shrek the Third 00:15
I am the rightful King of Far Far Away
How's it going - Shrek the Third 00:10
How's it going
How could you - Shrek the Third 00:10
How could you
Have you seen a baby lately - Shrek the Third 00:49
Have you seen a baby lately
Good morning - Shrek the Third 00:19
Good morning
Break a leg - Shrek the Third 00:18
Break a leg
And you're gonna be a father - Shrek the Third 00:38
And you're gonna be a father
You can't lie - Shrek the Third 02:01
You can't lie
While I rule the free world - Shrek the Third 00:35
While I rule the free world
Totally ew eth - Shrek the Third 00:17
Totally ew eth
To the highest room of the tallest tower - Shrek the Third 00:28
To the highest room of the tallest tower
This is worse than Love Letters - Shrek the Third 00:18
This is worse than Love Letters
That's right - Shrek the Third 00:29
That's right
Sounds fancy - Shrek the Third 00:20
Sounds fancy

Cast

Shrek - Mike Myers
Donkey - Eddie Murphy
Princess Fiona - Cameron Diaz
Puss in Boots - Antonio Banderas
Prince Charming - Rupert Everett
Merlin - Eric Idle
Evil Queen (voice) - Susanne Blakeslee
Pinocchio - Cody Cameron
Doris - Larry King
Blind Mice - Christopher Knights
Lancelot - John Krasinski
Captain Hook - Ian McShane
Sleeping Beauty - Cheri Oteri
Snow White - Amy Poehler
Ship Captain - Seth Rogen
Rapunzel - Maya Rudolph
Cinderella - Amy Sedaris
Gingerbread Man - Conrad Vernon
Ogre Baby (voice) - Jasper Johannes Andrews
Raul (voice) - Guillaume Aretos
Master of Ceremonies / Fiddlesworth (voice) - Kelly Asbury
Ogre Baby (voice) - Zachary James Bernard
Evil Tree #1 - Andrew Birch
Drivers Ed Instructor / Hall Monitor / Teacher (voice) - Sean Bishop
Cheerleader / Tiffany / Mother (voice) - Kelly Cooney
Van Student - Walt Dohrn
Ogre Baby (voice) - Dante James Hauser
Ogre Baby (voice) - Jordan Alexander Hauser
Guard #1 - Tom Kane
Gary (voice) - Tom McGrath
Puppet Master - Chris Miller
Cheerleader - Latifa Ouaou
Cheerleader - Alina Phelan
Waiter / Evil Dwarf (voice) - David P. Smith
Cyclops (voice) - Mark Valley
Old Lady (voice) - Kari Wahlgren
Italian Prince (Special Features) - Jamison Bright
Magarac - Kresimir Mikic