Shrek the Third quotes

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When King Harold (John Cleese) of Far, Far Away dies, the clumsy Shrek (Mike Myers) becomes the immediate successor of the throne. However, Shrek decides to find the legitimate heir Artie (Justin Timberlake) in a distant kingdom with his friends Donkey (Eddie Murphy) and Puss in Boots (Antonio Banderas) to be able return to his beloved house in the swamp with the pregnant Fiona (Cameron Diaz). Meanwhile, the envious and ambitious Prince Charming (Rupert Everett) joins the villains of the fairytales plotting a coup d'état to become the new King.

Director: Chris Miller, Raman Hui(co-director)
Writer: Jeffrey Price (screenplay by), Peter S. Seaman (screenplay by), Chris Miller (screenplay by), Aron Warner (screenplay by), Andrew Adamson (story by), William Steig (based upon the book by)
Production: DreamWorks SKG
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 58/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $322,719,944
Released: 18 May 2007
Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Film Award. Another 5 wins & 16 nominations.


67 Clips & Quotes

What are you doing - Shrek the Third 00:19 What are you doing Let down your golden extension - Shrek the Third 00:13 Let down your golden extension I can't believe I'm going to be a father - Shrek the Third 00:51 I can't believe I'm going to be a father Go Team Dynamite - Shrek the Third 00:57 Go Team Dynamite Sounds fancy - Shrek the Third 00:20 Sounds fancy I don't get it - Shrek the Third 00:24 I don't get it Let's just say some things are better left unsaid - Shrek the Third 00:36 Let's just say some things are better left unsaid I'm sorry but this isn't working for me - Shrek the Third 00:51 I'm sorry but this isn't working for me Totally ew eth - Shrek the Third 00:17 Totally ew eth His name's not Peter - Shrek the Third 00:11 His name's not Peter My stomach's aching and my palms just got sweaty - Shrek the Third 00:29 My stomach's aching and my palms just got sweaty Some people just don't understand boundaries - Shrek the Third 00:16 Some people just don't understand boundaries They got a piano - Shrek the Third 00:10 They got a piano And it's just so hard - Shrek the Third 01:11 And it's just so hard How could you - Shrek the Third 00:10 How could you Good morning - Shrek the Third 00:19 Good morning It's out of my hands - Shrek the Third 00:38 It's out of my hands I'm a buzzing bee - Shrek the Third 00:44 I'm a buzzing bee Everything always about you - Shrek the Third 00:35 Everything always about you Someone had better be dying - Shrek the Third 00:13 Someone had better be dying Have you seen a baby lately - Shrek the Third 00:49 Have you seen a baby lately And if he gives me any trouble - Shrek the Third 00:25 And if he gives me any trouble Break a leg - Shrek the Third 00:18 Break a leg Where's the baby - Shrek the Third 00:10 Where's the baby Please don't eat me - Shrek the Third 00:16 Please don't eat me You're all right - Shrek the Third 00:28 You're all right I don't know you - Shrek the Third 00:14 I don't know you While I rule the free world - Shrek the Third 00:35 While I rule the free world Did you say you were looking for Arthur - Shrek the Third 00:27 Did you say you were looking for Arthur Is king of the stupids - Shrek the Third 00:20 Is king of the stupids Or someone you really want to be - Shrek the Third 00:29 Or someone you really want to be I've always wanted to play the flute - Shrek the Third 00:14 I've always wanted to play the flute They grow up so fast - Shrek the Third 00:14 They grow up so fast I see a rainbow pony - Shrek the Third 00:29 I see a rainbow pony And you're gonna be a father - Shrek the Third 00:38 And you're gonna be a father That's right - Shrek the Third 00:29 That's right Can I interest anyone in a snack or beverage - Shrek the Third 00:16 Can I interest anyone in a snack or beverage This is worse than Love Letters - Shrek the Third 00:18 This is worse than Love Letters What do you want - Shrek the Third 00:20 What do you want If Artie trusts him - Shrek the Third 00:21 If Artie trusts him Cosmic children of the universe - Shrek the Third 00:30 Cosmic children of the universe More like mayor of Loserville - Shrek the Third 00:13 More like mayor of Loserville I am the rightful King of Far Far Away - Shrek the Third 00:15 I am the rightful King of Far Far Away It's for the poopies - Shrek the Third 00:17 It's for the poopies This was supposed to be  my  Happily Ever After - Shrek the Third 00:29 This was supposed to be my Happily Ever After How's it going - Shrek the Third 00:10 How's it going We've got to save her - Shrek the Third 00:15 We've got to save her You can't lie - Shrek the Third 02:01 You can't lie If you think this whole mad scene ain't dope - Shrek the Third 01:59 If you think this whole mad scene ain't dope You'll learn to control that - Shrek the Third 00:13 You'll learn to control that If it were real - Shrek the Third 00:29 If it were real You're finished - Shrek the Third 00:14 You're finished You didn't think you inherited your fighting skills from your father - Shrek the Third 00:21 You didn't think you inherited your fighting skills from... I feel all exposed and nasty - Shrek the Third 00:54 I feel all exposed and nasty Don't burn all my Frankincense and Myrrh - Shrek the Third 00:15 Don't burn all my Frankincense and Myrrh To the highest room of the tallest tower - Shrek the Third 00:28 To the highest room of the tallest tower Sorry we're late - Shrek the Third 00:15 Sorry we're late I don't know where he's not - Shrek the Third 01:58 I don't know where he's not Assume the position - Shrek the Third 00:19 Assume the position I just can't believe it - Shrek the Third 00:51 I just can't believe it It's Worcestershire - Shrek the Third 00:15 It's Worcestershire The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet - Shrek the Third 00:21 The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet Isn't it wonderful - Shrek the Third 00:11 Isn't it wonderful On second thought - Shrek the Third 00:15 On second thought You just need to do a little less yelling - Shrek the Third 00:28 You just need to do a little less yelling If you think this is getting you out of anything - Shrek the Third 00:46 If you think this is getting you out of anything I'm the new mascot - Shrek the Third 00:26 I'm the new mascot

Cast

Shrek - Mike Myers
Donkey - Eddie Murphy
Princess Fiona - Cameron Diaz
Puss in Boots - Antonio Banderas
Prince Charming - Rupert Everett
Merlin - Eric Idle
Evil Queen (voice) - Susanne Blakeslee
Pinocchio - Cody Cameron
Doris - Larry King
Blind Mice - Christopher Knights
Lancelot - John Krasinski
Captain Hook - Ian McShane
Sleeping Beauty - Cheri Oteri
Snow White - Amy Poehler
Ship Captain - Seth Rogen
Rapunzel - Maya Rudolph
Cinderella - Amy Sedaris
Gingerbread Man - Conrad Vernon
Ogre Baby (voice) - Jasper Johannes Andrews
Raul (voice) - Guillaume Aretos
Master of Ceremonies / Fiddlesworth (voice) - Kelly Asbury
Ogre Baby (voice) - Zachary James Bernard
Evil Tree #1 - Andrew Birch
Drivers Ed Instructor / Hall Monitor / Teacher (voice) - Sean Bishop
Cheerleader / Tiffany / Mother (voice) - Kelly Cooney
Van Student - Walt Dohrn
Ogre Baby (voice) - Dante James Hauser
Ogre Baby (voice) - Jordan Alexander Hauser
Guard #1 - Tom Kane
Gary (voice) - Tom McGrath
Puppet Master - Chris Miller
Cheerleader - Latifa Ouaou
Cheerleader - Alina Phelan
Waiter / Evil Dwarf (voice) - David P. Smith
Cyclops (voice) - Mark Valley
Old Lady (voice) - Kari Wahlgren
Italian Prince (Special Features) - Jamison Bright
Magarac - Kresimir Mikic