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"Shrek the Third" quotes

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The King of Far Far Away has died and Shrek and Fiona are to become King & Queen. However, Shrek wants to return to his cozy swamp and live in peace and quiet, so when he finds out there is another heir to the throne, they set off to bring him back to rule the kingdom.

Director: Chris Miller, Raman Hui
Writer: Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Chris Miller
Production: N/A
Genre: fantasy, adventure, animation, comedy, family
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 58/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $322,719,944
Released: 18 May 2007
Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award5 wins & 17 nominations total

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ShrekArtieDonkeyPrince CharmingPinocchioGingerbread ManWolfSnow WhitePrincess FionaSleeping BeautyPuss In BootsCinderellaMerlinRapunzelCaptain HookCheerleaderShip CaptainEvil Tree #2Evil Tree #1Guard #1DorisMabelLancelotPuppet Master
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And you're gonna be a father - Shrek the Third 00:38 And you're gonna be a father You can't lie - Shrek the Third 00:35 You can't lie Let's do this Go Team Dynamite - Shrek the Third 00:19 Let's do this Go Team Dynamite You're right Ladies assume the position - Shrek the Third 00:14 You're right Ladies assume the position Give me a break Rapunzel Rapunzel - Shrek the Third 00:08 Give me a break Rapunzel Rapunzel I can't believe I'm going to be a father How did this happen - Shrek the Third 00:25 I can't believe I'm going to be a father How did... I don't get it - Shrek the Third 00:07 I don't get it Wor ces ters shiree Now that sounds fancy - Shrek the Third 00:11 Wor ces ters shiree Now that sounds fancy Listen Artie - Shrek the Third 00:37 Listen Artie You'll learn to control that - Shrek the Third 00:04 You'll learn to control that How did you receive wedgies when you are clearly not the wearer of underpants - Shrek the Third 00:10 How did you receive wedgies when you are clearly not the... I'm sorry but this isn't working for me - Shrek the Third 00:22 I'm sorry but this isn't working for me Well well well If it isn't Peter Pan - Shrek the Third 00:07 Well well well If it isn't Peter Pan If he were real could I do this - Shrek the Third 00:17 If he were real could I do this Some people just don't understand boundaries - Shrek the Third 00:05 Some people just don't understand boundaries Look out They got a piano - Shrek the Third 00:04 Look out They got a piano You didn't think you got your fighting skills from your father did you - Shrek the Third 00:06 You didn't think you got your fighting skills from your... Using you You really don't get it - Shrek the Third 00:08 Using you You really don't get it What in the shista shire kind of place is this - Shrek the Third 00:10 What in the shista shire kind of place is this You're finished - Shrek the Third 00:09 You're finished I am a buzzing bee - Shrek the Third 00:19 I am a buzzing bee Everything's always about you It's not like your attitude is helping - Shrek the Third 00:10 Everything's always about you It's not like your... Somebody better be dying - Shrek the Third 00:08 Somebody better be dying Good morning - Shrek the Third 00:12 Good morning And if he gives me trouble I always have persuasion and reason - Shrek the Third 00:10 And if he gives me trouble I always have persuasion and... Break a leg - Shrek the Third 00:06 Break a leg Oh no I've been abracadabra ed into a Fancy Feastin' second rate sidekick - Shrek the Third 00:20 Oh no I've been abracadabra ed into a Fancy... Where's the baby - Shrek the Third 00:03 Where's the baby Please don't eat me - Shrek the Third 00:10 Please don't eat me The only thing you're ever gonna be king of is King of the Stupids - Shrek the Third 00:06 The only thing you're ever gonna be king of is King of... You know you're okay Shrek - Shrek the Third 00:20 You know you're okay Shrek It's out of my hands senorita The winds of fate have blown on my destiny - Shrek the Third 00:22 It's out of my hands senorita The winds of fate have... Honey let's be rational about this - Shrek the Third 00:22 Honey let's be rational about this I don't know you but I'd like to - Shrek the Third 00:05 I don't know you but I'd like to If there's something you really want or someone you want to be - Shrek the Third 00:12 If there's something you really want or someone you... They grow up so fast - Shrek the Third 00:06 They grow up so fast Did you say you were looking for Arthur - Shrek the Third 00:09 Did you say you were looking for Arthur If Artie trusts him that's good enough for me - Shrek the Third 00:08 If Artie trusts him that's good enough for me Greetings cosmic children of the universe - Shrek the Third 00:12 Greetings cosmic children of the universe Look into the Fire of Truth - Shrek the Third 00:30 Look into the Fire of Truth If you think this is getting you out of anything it isn't - Shrek the Third 00:18 If you think this is getting you out of anything it... This was supposed to be my happily ever after - Shrek the Third 00:12 This was supposed to be my happily ever after That's right I'm the new mascot - Shrek the Third 00:11 That's right I'm the new mascot For lo bro don't burn all my frankincense and myrrh - Shrek the Third 00:06 For lo bro don't burn all my frankincense and myrrh Oan I interest anyone in a snack or beverage - Shrek the Third 00:05 Oan I interest anyone in a snack or beverage To the highest room of the tallest tower - Shrek the Third 00:10 To the highest room of the tallest tower What do you want Oharming - Shrek the Third 00:11 What do you want Oharming Artie a king More like the Mayor of Loserville - Shrek the Third 00:06 Artie a king More like the Mayor of Loserville We've got to save her But she's so far far away - Shrek the Third 00:05 We've got to save her But she's so far far away Hi honey - Shrek the Third 00:09 Hi honey Who dat - Shrek the Third 00:07 Who dat I know you're busy not fitting in but can you tell me where I can find Arthur - Shrek the Third 00:11 I know you're busy not fitting in but can you tell me... This is like totally embarrassing - Shrek the Third 00:17 This is like totally embarrassing You should get yourself a pair of pants I feel all exposed and nasty - Shrek the Third 00:08 You should get yourself a pair of pants I feel all exposed... Rapunzel how could you - Shrek the Third 00:07 Rapunzel how could you And you my friend are royally - Shrek the Third 00:08 And you my friend are royally You know the baby will love it because I do - Shrek the Third 00:07 You know the baby will love it because I do Excuse me Old lady coming through - Shrek the Third 00:25 Excuse me Old lady coming through Enjoy your stay here in prison while I rule the free world - Shrek the Third 00:14 Enjoy your stay here in prison while I rule the free world The Frog King is dead - Shrek the Third 00:05 The Frog King is dead Easy for you to say You're not some evil enchanted tree - Shrek the Third 00:16 Easy for you to say You're not some evil enchanted tree So I was all like I'd rather get the black plague than go out with you - Shrek the Third 00:08 So I was all like I'd rather get the black plague than... It's for the poopies - Shrek the Third 00:08 It's for the poopies Good morning good morning To you - Shrek the Third 00:07 Good morning good morning To you I haven't been on a trip like that since college - Shrek the Third 00:09 I haven't been on a trip like that since college Hey how's it goin' - Shrek the Third 00:07 Hey how's it goin' I know he's a jerk and everything - Shrek the Third 00:17 I know he's a jerk and everything I always wanted to play the flute - Shrek the Third 00:06 I always wanted to play the flute I got it - Shrek the Third 00:12 I got it This is worse than Love Letters I hate dinner theater - Shrek the Third 00:12 This is worse than Love Letters I hate dinner theater I am the rightful King of Far Far Away - Shrek the Third 00:06 I am the rightful King of Far Far Away And you - Shrek the Third 00:18 And you Wicked Witch The Seven Dwarfs saved Snow White and what happened - Shrek the Third 00:26 Wicked Witch The Seven Dwarfs saved Snow White and what... Puss and Donkey baby Puss and Donkey baby - Shrek the Third 00:11 Puss and Donkey baby Puss and Donkey baby And if he gives me trouble I always have persuasion and reason - Shrek the Third 00:10 And if he gives me trouble I always have persuasion and... And you my friend are royally - Shrek the Third 00:05 And you my friend are royally As are you - Shrek the Third 00:13 As are you Break a leg - Shrek the Third 00:06 Break a leg Enjoy your stay here in prison while I rule the free world - Shrek the Third 00:13 Enjoy your stay here in prison while I rule the free world Everything's always about you It's not like your attitude is helping - Shrek the Third 00:10 Everything's always about you It's not like your... Forget it I don't have that kind of magic in me anymore - Shrek the Third 00:09 Forget it I don't have that kind of magic in me anymore Good morning good morning To you - Shrek the Third 00:06 Good morning good morning To you Good morning - Shrek the Third 00:12 Good morning Honey let's be rational about this - Shrek the Third 00:22 Honey let's be rational about this I always wanted to play the flute - Shrek the Third 00:04 I always wanted to play the flute I haven't been on a trip like that since college - Shrek the Third 00:05 I haven't been on a trip like that since college I know he's a jerk and everything - Shrek the Third 00:09 I know he's a jerk and everything If there's something you really want or someone you want to be - Shrek the Third 00:12 If there's something you really want or someone you... It's for the poopies - Shrek the Third 00:08 It's for the poopies
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Cast

Shrek - Mike Myers
Donkey - Eddie Murphy
Princess Fiona - Cameron Diaz
Puss in Boots - Antonio Banderas
Queen - Julie Andrews
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