Shrek the Third quotes

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Reluctantly designated as the heir to the land of Far, Far Away, Shrek hatches a plan to install the rebellious Artie as the new king while Princess Fiona tries to fend off a coup d'état by the jilted Prince Charming.

Director: Chris Miller, Raman Hui(co-director)
Writer: Jeffrey Price (screenplay by), Peter S. Seaman (screenplay by), Chris Miller (screenplay by), Aron Warner (screenplay by), Andrew Adamson (story by), William Steig (based upon the book by)
Production: DreamWorks SKG
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 58/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $322,719,944
Released: 18 May 2007
Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Film Award. Another 5 wins & 16 nominations.


67 Clips & Quotes

What are you doing - Shrek the Third 00:19 What are you doing Let down your golden extension - Shrek the Third 00:13 Let down your golden extension I can't believe I'm going to be a father - Shrek the Third 00:51 I can't believe I'm going to be a father Go Team Dynamite - Shrek the Third 00:57 Go Team Dynamite Sounds fancy - Shrek the Third 00:20 Sounds fancy I don't get it - Shrek the Third 00:24 I don't get it Let's just say some things are better left unsaid - Shrek the Third 00:36 Let's just say some things are better left unsaid I'm sorry but this isn't working for me - Shrek the Third 00:51 I'm sorry but this isn't working for me Totally ew eth - Shrek the Third 00:17 Totally ew eth His name's not Peter - Shrek the Third 00:11 His name's not Peter My stomach's aching and my palms just got sweaty - Shrek the Third 00:29 My stomach's aching and my palms just got sweaty Some people just don't understand boundaries - Shrek the Third 00:16 Some people just don't understand boundaries They got a piano - Shrek the Third 00:10 They got a piano And it's just so hard - Shrek the Third 01:11 And it's just so hard How could you - Shrek the Third 00:10 How could you Good morning - Shrek the Third 00:19 Good morning It's out of my hands - Shrek the Third 00:38 It's out of my hands I'm a buzzing bee - Shrek the Third 00:44 I'm a buzzing bee Everything always about you - Shrek the Third 00:35 Everything always about you Someone had better be dying - Shrek the Third 00:13 Someone had better be dying Have you seen a baby lately - Shrek the Third 00:49 Have you seen a baby lately And if he gives me any trouble - Shrek the Third 00:25 And if he gives me any trouble Break a leg - Shrek the Third 00:18 Break a leg Where's the baby - Shrek the Third 00:10 Where's the baby Please don't eat me - Shrek the Third 00:16 Please don't eat me You're all right - Shrek the Third 00:28 You're all right I don't know you - Shrek the Third 00:14 I don't know you While I rule the free world - Shrek the Third 00:35 While I rule the free world Did you say you were looking for Arthur - Shrek the Third 00:27 Did you say you were looking for Arthur Is king of the stupids - Shrek the Third 00:20 Is king of the stupids Or someone you really want to be - Shrek the Third 00:29 Or someone you really want to be I've always wanted to play the flute - Shrek the Third 00:14 I've always wanted to play the flute They grow up so fast - Shrek the Third 00:14 They grow up so fast I see a rainbow pony - Shrek the Third 00:29 I see a rainbow pony And you're gonna be a father - Shrek the Third 00:38 And you're gonna be a father That's right - Shrek the Third 00:29 That's right Can I interest anyone in a snack or beverage - Shrek the Third 00:16 Can I interest anyone in a snack or beverage This is worse than Love Letters - Shrek the Third 00:18 This is worse than Love Letters What do you want - Shrek the Third 00:20 What do you want If Artie trusts him - Shrek the Third 00:21 If Artie trusts him Cosmic children of the universe - Shrek the Third 00:30 Cosmic children of the universe More like mayor of Loserville - Shrek the Third 00:13 More like mayor of Loserville I am the rightful King of Far Far Away - Shrek the Third 00:15 I am the rightful King of Far Far Away It's for the poopies - Shrek the Third 00:17 It's for the poopies This was supposed to be  my  Happily Ever After - Shrek the Third 00:29 This was supposed to be my Happily Ever After How's it going - Shrek the Third 00:10 How's it going We've got to save her - Shrek the Third 00:15 We've got to save her You can't lie - Shrek the Third 02:01 You can't lie If you think this whole mad scene ain't dope - Shrek the Third 01:59 If you think this whole mad scene ain't dope You'll learn to control that - Shrek the Third 00:13 You'll learn to control that If it were real - Shrek the Third 00:29 If it were real You're finished - Shrek the Third 00:14 You're finished You didn't think you inherited your fighting skills from your father - Shrek the Third 00:21 You didn't think you inherited your fighting skills from... I feel all exposed and nasty - Shrek the Third 00:54 I feel all exposed and nasty Don't burn all my Frankincense and Myrrh - Shrek the Third 00:15 Don't burn all my Frankincense and Myrrh To the highest room of the tallest tower - Shrek the Third 00:28 To the highest room of the tallest tower Sorry we're late - Shrek the Third 00:15 Sorry we're late I don't know where he's not - Shrek the Third 01:58 I don't know where he's not Assume the position - Shrek the Third 00:19 Assume the position I just can't believe it - Shrek the Third 00:51 I just can't believe it It's Worcestershire - Shrek the Third 00:15 It's Worcestershire The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet - Shrek the Third 00:21 The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet Isn't it wonderful - Shrek the Third 00:11 Isn't it wonderful On second thought - Shrek the Third 00:15 On second thought You just need to do a little less yelling - Shrek the Third 00:28 You just need to do a little less yelling If you think this is getting you out of anything - Shrek the Third 00:46 If you think this is getting you out of anything I'm the new mascot - Shrek the Third 00:26 I'm the new mascot

Cast

Shrek - Mike Myers
Donkey - Eddie Murphy
Princess Fiona - Cameron Diaz
Puss in Boots - Antonio Banderas
Prince Charming - Rupert Everett
Merlin - Eric Idle
Evil Queen (voice) - Susanne Blakeslee
Pinocchio - Cody Cameron
Doris - Larry King
Blind Mice - Christopher Knights
Lancelot - John Krasinski
Captain Hook - Ian McShane
Sleeping Beauty - Cheri Oteri
Snow White - Amy Poehler
Ship Captain - Seth Rogen
Rapunzel - Maya Rudolph
Cinderella - Amy Sedaris
Gingerbread Man - Conrad Vernon
Ogre Baby (voice) - Jasper Johannes Andrews
Raul (voice) - Guillaume Aretos
Master of Ceremonies / Fiddlesworth (voice) - Kelly Asbury
Ogre Baby (voice) - Zachary James Bernard
Evil Tree #1 - Andrew Birch
Drivers Ed Instructor / Hall Monitor / Teacher (voice) - Sean Bishop
Cheerleader / Tiffany / Mother (voice) - Kelly Cooney
Van Student - Walt Dohrn
Ogre Baby (voice) - Dante James Hauser
Ogre Baby (voice) - Jordan Alexander Hauser
Guard #1 - Tom Kane
Gary (voice) - Tom McGrath
Puppet Master - Chris Miller
Cheerleader - Latifa Ouaou
Cheerleader - Alina Phelan
Waiter / Evil Dwarf (voice) - David P. Smith
Cyclops (voice) - Mark Valley
Old Lady (voice) - Kari Wahlgren
Italian Prince (Special Features) - Jamison Bright
Magarac - Kresimir Mikic