We're headed back to Far Far Away whether you like it or not! And you're gonna be a...

Shrek: [to Artie shortly after they crash the boat] We're headed back to Far Far Away whether you like it or not! And you're gonna be a father! Artie: [Sounding confused] What? Donkey: [to Shrek] You just said father! Shrek: [to Artie] I said... king, you're gonna be king! Artie: [Imitating Shrek] You're gonna be king! [Reverts back to his normal voice] Artie: Yeah, right!

We're heading back to Far Far Away one way or another... ...and you're going to be a father! What? You just said "father" . King! You're going to be king! "You're going to be king!" Yeah, right. Where are you going? Far Far Away... from you! Get back here, young man! Boss? I don't think he's coming back. Maybe it's for the best. He's not exactly king material. When did you plan to tell him you were supposed to be king? Oome on. Why would I do that?