If he were real, could I do this? Ah! Oww! Or this? If it were real, that would have been...
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Puss in Boots:
If he were real, could I do this?
[Digs claws into Shrek's leg, Shrek tries to hold in his pain]
Shrek:
Ah! Oww!
Donkey:
Or this?
[Kicks Shrek's other leg, Shrek moans]
Shrek:
If it were real, that would have been agonizingly painful.
Donkey:
Now watch this!
Shrek:
[Restrains Donkey and Puss]
That's quite enough, boys!
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If he were real could I do this
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Or this
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If it were real that would have been agonizingly painful
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Now watch this That's quite enough boys
Clip duration: 17 seconds
Views: 296
Timestamp in movie: 00h 29m 19s
Uploaded: 27 March, 2022
Genres: fantasy, adventure, animation, comedy, family
Summary: The King of Far Far Away has died and Shrek and Fiona are to become King & Queen. However, Shrek wants to return to his cozy swamp and live in peace and quiet, so when he finds out there is another heir to the throne, they set off to bring him back to rule the kingdom.
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