Listen, Artie. Eh, if you think this whole mad scene ain't dope, I feel you, dude. I mean,...
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Shrek:
Listen, Artie. Eh, if you think this whole mad scene ain't dope, I feel you, dude. I mean, I'm not trying to get up in your grill or raise your roof or whatever, but what I am screamin' is, yo, check out this kazing thazing, bazaby! I mean if it doesn't groove or what I'm sayin' ain't straight trippin' just say, "Oh, no you di'n't! You know, you're gettin' on my last nerve." And then I'll know it's... then I'll - I'll know it's wack!
[Shrek gets hit in the face with a branch that Artie had evidently pulled back]
Artie:
Somebody help! I've been kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me!
[knocks on the door of a tree incessantly]
Artie:
Knock, knock. Hello! Hello!
[a holograph of Merlin emits from a crystal a few feet adjacent to the door]
Merlin:
Greetings, cosmic children of the universe. Welcome to my serenity circle. Please leave all bad vibes outside the healing vortex. Now prepare-
[the holograph cuts off. Merlin comes out the front door and says]
Merlin:
I knew I should have got that warranty.
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Listen Artie
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If you think this whole mad scene ain't dope I feel you dude
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I'm not trying to get up in your grill or raise your roof
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But what I am screamin' is yo
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check out this kazing thazing bazaby
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If it doesn't groove or what I'm saying
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ain't straight trippin' say Oh no you didn't
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You're getting on my last nerve
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And then I'll know it's I'll know it's wack
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Help
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I've been kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 414
Timestamp in movie: 00h 42m 57s
Uploaded: 27 March, 2022
Genres: fantasy, adventure, animation, comedy, family
Summary: The King of Far Far Away has died and Shrek and Fiona are to become King & Queen. However, Shrek wants to return to his cozy swamp and live in peace and quiet, so when he finds out there is another heir to the throne, they set off to bring him back to rule the kingdom.
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