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Artie:
Please don't eat me.Crowd:Eat him! Eat him!...Shrek:I'm not here to eat him.Crowd: Aww!

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Please don't eat me
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Eat him Eat him Eat him
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I'm not here to eat him
Available in 7 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
1,487
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:29
Uploaded
Mar 27, 2022
Genres
fantasy, adventure, animation, comedy, family
Production
DreamWorks Animation,Pacific Data Images

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Movie Summary

The King of Far Far Away has died and Shrek and Fiona are to become King & Queen. However, Shrek wants to return to his cozy swamp and live in peace and quiet, so when he finds out there is another heir to the throne, they set off to bring him back to rule the kingdom.

Actors

Justin Timberlake
Artie
Justin Timberlake
Shrek
Vedran Mlikota
Seth Rogen
Ship Captain
Seth Rogen
Artie a king More like the Mayor of Loserville - Shrek the Third 00:06
Artie a king More like the Mayor of Loserville
Enjoy your stay here in prison while I rule the free worldOkay let's not overdo itI'm building my city people on rock 'n' rollYou just overdid it - Shrek the Third 00:13
Enjoy your stay here in prison while I rule the free...
Look at youYou look darlingJust precious Look at herAny cravings since you got pregnantNo Not at allDo you smell ham - Shrek the Third 00:15
Look at youYou look darlingJust precious Look at herAny...
It's present time - Shrek the Third 00:05
It's present time
Fiona please open mine first It's the one in frontOongratulations on your new mess mak Oh mess makerHopefully this helps Love Oinderella - Shrek the Third 00:14
Fiona please open mine first It's the one in...
It's for the poopiesWait babies poopEveryone poops Beauty - Shrek the Third 00:08
It's for the poopiesWait babies poopEveryone poops...
You know the baby will love it because I do - Shrek the Third 00:05
You know the baby will love it because I do
Who's this one fromI got you the biggest one because I love you mostHave one on me Love Snow WhiteWhat is itHe's a live in babysiterWhere's the babyYou're too kind Snow but I can't accept thisIt's nothing I have six more at homeWhat does he do - Shrek the Third 00:27
Who's this one fromI got you the biggest one because I...
Where's the baby - Shrek the Third 00:03
Where's the baby
So what are Shrek and I supposed to doWork on your marriageThanks Rapunzel What's that supposed to meanOome on now Fiona You know what happensYou're tired all the timeYou start leting yourself goStretch marksSay goodbye to romanceI'm sorry but how many of - Shrek the Third 00:42
So what are Shrek and I supposed to doWork on your...
Well, well, well. - Shrek the Third 00:08
Well, well, well.
Everybody stay calm We're going to die - Shrek the Third 00:05
Everybody stay calm We're going to die
The only thing you're ever gonna be king of is King of the Stupids - Shrek the Third 00:06
The only thing you're ever gonna be king of is King of...
YouYou can't lieSo tell me puppet where is ShrekWell I don't know where he's notYou don't know where Shrek isIt wouldn't be inaccurate to assumethat I couldn't exactly not say that is or isn't almost partially incorrectSo you do know where he isOn the - Shrek the Third 00:42
YouYou can't lieSo tell me puppet where is ShrekWell I...
If you think this is geting you out of anything it isn'tWe're heading back to Far Far Away one way or anotherand you're going to be a fatherWhatYou just said fatherKing You're going to be kingYou're going to be king Yeah right - Shrek the Third 00:21
If you think this is geting you out of anything it...
Listen, Artie. - Shrek the Third 00:54
Listen, Artie.
Greetings cosmic children of the universeWelcome to my serenity circlePlease leave any bad vibes outside the healing vortex - Shrek the Third 00:12
Greetings cosmic children of the universeWelcome to my...
Oan I interest anyone in a snack or beverage - Shrek the Third 00:05
Oan I interest anyone in a snack or beverage
Look into the Fire of Truthand tell me what you seeOoh charadesOkay I see a Dutch fudge torte with cinnamon swirlsOkay monster go for itI see a rainbow pony - Shrek the Third 00:30
Look into the Fire of Truthand tell me what you seeOoh...
You know you're okay ShrekYou just need to do a litle less yelling and use a litle more soapThanks ArtieThe soap's because you stink really badYeah I got that - Shrek the Third 00:20
You know you're okay ShrekYou just need to do a litle...