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But I don't want no eye patchthough. I ain't no damn pirate

But I don't want no eye patch
though. I ain't no damn pirate

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But I don't want no eye patch though. I ain't no damn pirate.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:28
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2025
Season
2
Episode
5
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Harmony Gold,Canned Pictures Inc

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Movie Summary

A grieving therapist starts to tell his clients exactly what he thinks. Ignoring his training and ethics, he finds himself making huge changes to people's lives - including his own.
S02 • E10 You wanna talk about changing patterns, huh, Mr. "Fortress of Solitude"? - Shrinking 00:06
You wanna talk about changing patterns, huh, Mr. "Fortr...
S02 • E11 I just put my head down and I worked at being a better player, - Shrinking 00:06
I just put my head down and I worked at being a better playe...
S02 • E02 I tried to talk to Liz, but I was a total chickenshit. - Shrinking 00:05
I tried to talk to Liz, but I was a total chickenshit.
S02 • E12 I mean, maybe you can bring something. Like, a pie or whatever. - Shrinking 00:09
I mean, maybe you can bring something. Like, a pie or whatev...
S02 • E05 [clicks tongue] Okay, now you say "Thank you," - Shrinking 00:06
[clicks tongue] Okay, now you say "Thank you,"
S02 • E02 I just realized it's almost 7:00. You're probably already asleep. [sighs] - Shrinking 00:10
I just realized it's almost 7:00. You're probably ...
S02 • E10 Mr. "I Love You So Much And I Wanna Be Around You All The Time - Shrinking 00:07
Mr. "I Love You So Much And I Wanna Be Around You All T...
S02 • E09 I know that all that stuff happened with Summer and Connor - Shrinking 00:06
I know that all that stuff happened with Summer and Connor
S02 • E01 Excuse this woman, Keisha. She has a raging case of the batshits. - Shrinking 00:06
Excuse this woman, Keisha. She has a raging case of the bats...
S02 • E11 We won sectionals, - Shrinking 00:07
We won sectionals,
S02 • E12 And I've tried really hard to stop ignoring red flags. - Shrinking 00:07
And I've tried really hard to stop ignoring red flags.
S02 • E11 I'm not gonna lie to you, dawg. I don't know shit about water polo. - Shrinking 00:05
I'm not gonna lie to you, dawg. I don't know shit ...
S02 • E02 You know how if you use live sourdough yeast in a baguette, - Shrinking 00:06
You know how if you use live sourdough yeast in a baguette,
S02 • E07 - There we go. - There's no time to childproof the house, - Shrinking 00:06
- There we go. - There's no time to childproof the hous...
S02 • E11 The point is, if you're not ready, that's fine. - Shrinking 00:06
The point is, if you're not ready, that's fine.
S02 • E09 If you had asked, I would have said "run." - Shrinking 00:07
If you had asked, I would have said "run."
S02 • E05 - The shelter isn't using my dog pics. - [sighs] - Shrinking 00:08
- The shelter isn't using my dog pics. - [sighs]
S02 • E10 I made a friend this year, and, last month, we went out for a pastry. - Shrinking 00:05
I made a friend this year, and, last month, we went out for ...
S02 • E12 So how about this? - Shrinking 00:15
So how about this?
S02 • E03 And you, my friend, don't have the guts to sl... Oh! - Shrinking 00:06
And you, my friend, don't have the guts to sl... Oh!