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Sick Note

When Daniel Glass is misdiagnosed with a fatal disease he begins to notice how everyone around him treats him better, so he decides to keep pretending that he really is sick. This leads to more lies, and, eventually, crimes.

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- And then Naughty Squirrel...
- Sorry, how does this apply to me? - Sick Note

- And then Naughty Squirrel... - Sorry, how does this apply ...

Well, it means you'll come out
feeling great, like the chicken done. - Sick Note

Well, it means you'll come out feeling great, like the ...

No! No, I'm just... That...
No, what happened is, I mis-saw... - Sick Note

No! No, I'm just... That... No, what happened is, I mis...

OK, I'll make it 1-2-3-4.
Think you can remember that? - Sick Note

OK, I'll make it 1-2-3-4. Think you can remember that?

At least this will go some ways
in repairing the vomit video. - Sick Note

At least this will go some ways in repairing the vomit video...

The doctor thinks it's too early
to tell whether communication's possible. - Sick Note

The doctor thinks it's too early to tell whether commun...

Lift going up. - Sick Note

- Yeah, he's... he's in airplane mode.
- What? - Sick Note

- Yeah, he's... he's in airplane mode. - What?

Yes, yes, it's not ideal,
but we have to cover ourselves. - Sick Note

Yes, yes, it's not ideal, but we have to cover ourselve...

I just keep thinking we should back out, - Sick Note

I just keep thinking we should back out,

- Usually, when you turn it back on...
- I was told he had locked-in syndrome. - Sick Note

- Usually, when you turn it back on... - I was told he had l...

Bring us a dozen oysters to start, - Sick Note

Bring us a dozen oysters to start,

[PHONE RINGS] - Sick Note

- I'll take it from here. Thank you.
- Just... don't wear him out. - Sick Note

- I'll take it from here. Thank you. - Just... don'...

Just a remind that you
have an appointment here - Sick Note

Just a remind that you have an appointment here

Maybe We Cover can run a competition - Sick Note

Maybe We Cover can run a competition

It goes rapists, pedophiles,
vegans, Democrats, - Sick Note

It goes rapists, pedophiles, vegans, Democrats,

Yeah, yeah, and I just can't bear
to see my friend like this. - Sick Note

Yeah, yeah, and I just can't bear to see my friend like...

Just to let you know you
won't be seeing Dr Leek today - Sick Note

Just to let you know you won't be seeing Dr Leek today

Now, that is a really good idea. - Sick Note

Now, that is a really good idea.

All of his cases are being
overseen by Dr Glennis. - Sick Note

All of his cases are being overseen by Dr Glennis.

A bunch of pretty, rich people,
all fucking each other. - Sick Note

A bunch of pretty, rich people, all fucking each other.

He's one of our best doctors.
You'll be in safe hands. - Sick Note

He's one of our best doctors. You'll be in safe ha...

It's from Game of Thrones. - Sick Note

It's from Game of Thrones.

Anyway, I've got serious work
to do here so if you could leave now. - Sick Note

Anyway, I've got serious work to do here so if you coul...

[PHONE BEEPS] - Sick Note

You know, that's all they really do,
is they just fuck each other all the time. - Sick Note

You know, that's all they really do, is they just fuck ...

Why don't we go
and get a coffee downstairs? - Sick Note

Why don't we go and get a coffee downstairs?

Actually, I would love a coffee, - Sick Note

Actually, I would love a coffee,

Long waiting times, outdated equipment, - Sick Note

Long waiting times, outdated equipment,

Then they fuck each other
behind each other's backs, - Sick Note

Then they fuck each other behind each other's backs,

Let's make that little shit - Sick Note

Let's make that little shit

So, if you could get me one,
you'd be doing myself - Sick Note

So, if you could get me one, you'd be doing myself

Now, Mr. Glass, when will we be
seeing your cheery face again? - Sick Note

Now, Mr. Glass, when will we be seeing your cheery face agai...

At We Cover Insurance, we want to
give our customers the peace of mind - Sick Note

At We Cover Insurance, we want to give our customers the pea...

Oh, but there's just so much choice, - Sick Note

Oh, but there's just so much choice,

And they fuck in the shower.
I love fucking in the shower. - Sick Note

And they fuck in the shower. I love fucking in the shower.

Um, I did just leave something
in Dr Glennis's office. - Sick Note

Um, I did just leave something in Dr Glennis's office.

That's why I've invented
the Shower Gel Warmer. - Sick Note

That's why I've invented the Shower Gel Warmer.

I really do think it's best if...
if you come with me. - Sick Note

I really do think it's best if... if you come with me.

I'll make it easy for you: - Sick Note

I'll make it easy for you:

phone-continues-ringing - Sick Note

phone-continues-ringing

You know, my shower gel
is always freezing ass. - Sick Note

You know, my shower gel is always freezing ass.

- Have you seen anyone?
- No. No one. Nobody else. - Sick Note

- Have you seen anyone? - No. No one. Nobody else.

It would be lovely if you gave me
a personal demonstration in my shower. - Sick Note

It would be lovely if you gave me a personal demonstration i...

Hmm... To think - Sick Note

Hmm... To think

I can't shower in front of my boss,
I'd be embarrassed. - Sick Note

I can't shower in front of my boss, I'd be embarra...

What? No, no, I've worked
here for like two years. - Sick Note

What? No, no, I've worked here for like two years.

Was it, uh, sugar or without sugar? - Sick Note

Was it, uh, sugar or without sugar?

[HE CLEARS HIS THROAT] - Sick Note

[HE CLEARS HIS THROAT]

I want to cancel my cancel my
husband's plan. Account number 31A28D. - Sick Note

I want to cancel my cancel my husband's plan. Account n...

I couldn't remember
if you wanted sugar... or no sugar. - Sick Note

I couldn't remember if you wanted sugar... or no sugar.

Oh right, um, it says he's got
another four payments to make, - Sick Note

Oh right, um, it says he's got another four payments to...

You were probably just visiting
some of your patients, right? - Sick Note

You were probably just visiting some of your patients, right...

Yes. Yes. Yes, that's right.
It's what we do. - Sick Note

Yes. Yes. Yes, that's right. It's what we do.

Oh, well, our friend, um,
Ash Matthews, is in surgery. - Sick Note

Oh, well, our friend, um, Ash Matthews, is in surgery.

- [HE SIGHS]
- ♪♪ - Sick Note

- [HE SIGHS] - ♪♪

- Hi, Simon.
- No. It's not Simon, it's - Sick Note

- Hi, Simon. - No. It's not Simon, it's

If you close your eyelid
on the right letter, I'll write it down. - Sick Note

If you close your eyelid on the right letter, I'll writ...

- Everything okay?
- Uh, not really. [SIGHS] - Sick Note

- Everything okay? - Uh, not really. [SIGHS]

I was planning on going home
but then the sickness passed. - Sick Note

I was planning on going home but then the sickness passed.

- Where did you go?
- Sorry about that. - Sick Note

- Where did you go? - Sorry about that.

If you close your eyelid twice,
it means delete. - Sick Note

If you close your eyelid twice, it means delete.

It really is important we find out how...
how our friend is doing. - Sick Note

It really is important we find out how... how our friend is ...

If you move your eye to the left,
it means new paragraph. - Sick Note

If you move your eye to the left, it means new paragraph.

- Yes, of course I did.
- You definitely burnt the slanket? - Sick Note

- Yes, of course I did. - You definitely burnt the slanket?

Maybe we'll start
with you winking at the right letters. - Sick Note

Maybe we'll start with you winking at the right letters...

As long as there's no trace of Ash
in there, we should be OK. - Sick Note

As long as there's no trace of Ash in there, we should ...

Your brother's calling. Gotta go. - Sick Note

Your brother's calling. Gotta go.

People dying from having soup
being injected into their bloodstream? - Sick Note

People dying from having soup being injected into their bloo...

With any luck, you'll spell out words - Sick Note

With any luck, you'll spell out words

You had one job to do, get me a
make-up artist and you ass fucked it! - Sick Note

You had one job to do, get me a make-up artist and you ass f...

You have one new message. - Sick Note

You have one new message.

That policeman said protecting him
was of national importance. - Sick Note

That policeman said protecting him was of national importanc...

I'll just point at Y or N for yes or no. - Sick Note

I'll just point at Y or N for yes or no.

- Yeah, sorry, Kenny.
- I'm working harder than a hooker's pussy - Sick Note

- Yeah, sorry, Kenny. - I'm working harder than a hooke...

Caring for the sick
is what We Cover is all about. - Sick Note

Caring for the sick is what We Cover is all about.

Wh... What are you doing here?
Are you visiting a... a poorly... - Sick Note

Wh... What are you doing here? Are you visiting a... a poorl...

Can you remember anything
that happened to you? Anything at all? - Sick Note

Can you remember anything that happened to you? Anything at ...

"...oxygen bleach such a hydroperoxide." - Sick Note

"...oxygen bleach such a hydroperoxide."

You fucking asshole! - Sick Note

You fucking asshole!

Maybe it'll shove a red hot dildo
up the rest of their lazy asses. - Sick Note

Maybe it'll shove a red hot dildo up the rest of their ...

Right, so, can you tell me - Sick Note

Right, so, can you tell me

- Hi, Mum.
- Hi, Simon, I mean, Daniel. - Sick Note

- Hi, Mum. - Hi, Simon, I mean, Daniel.

Hi, this is Daniel at We Cover
Insurance. How can I help you today? - Sick Note

Hi, this is Daniel at We Cover Insurance. How can I help you...

Now we know you can communicate,
what do you want to tell me? - Sick Note

Now we know you can communicate, what do you want to tell me...

Jesus-H-fucking-Christ, there's
not a single face in this place - Sick Note

Jesus-H-fucking-Christ, there's not a single face in th...

How are you doing? - Sick Note

How are you doing?

Are you using my juicing
ingredients for your shit paintings? - Sick Note

Are you using my juicing ingredients for your shit paintings...

- I start my chemotherapy tomorrow.
- He starts his treatment tomorrow. - Sick Note

- I start my chemotherapy tomorrow. - He starts his treatmen...

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When Daniel Glass is misdiagnosed with a fatal disease he begins to notice how everyone around him treats him better, so he decides to keep pretending that he really is sick. This leads to more lies, and, eventually, crimes.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: N/A

Writer: Nat Saunders, James Serafinowicz

Production: Panoramic Productions

Genre: comedy, crime

Year: 2017

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.8

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Released: 23 Nov 2018

Awards: 1 nomination

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