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[SLURRED] Yes, anything
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Sick Note

Yes, anything. We're gonna pretend I've got cancer, and then we're gonnasay that you...

[SLURRED] Yes, anything. We're gonna pretend I've got cancer, and then we're gonna
say that you cured me

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[SLURRED] Yes, anything.
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We're gonna pretend I've got cancer,
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and then we're gonna say that you cured me.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:50
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, crime
Production
Panoramic Productions

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Movie Summary

When Daniel Glass is misdiagnosed with a fatal disease he begins to notice how everyone around him treats him better, so he decides to keep pretending that he really is sick. This leads to more lies, and, eventually, crimes.
S01 • E01 Will people believe us? Can we do it? - Sick Note 00:05
Will people believe us? Can we do it?
S01 • E01 [HE LAUGHS] - Sick Note 00:22
[HE LAUGHS]
S01 • E01 - [SHE CLEARS HER THROAT] - [PHONE BEEPS] - Sick Note 00:11
- [SHE CLEARS HER THROAT] - [PHONE BEEPS]
S01 • E01 Ooh! Oh, could you put that down and... and just get me a glass - Sick Note 00:06
Ooh! Oh, could you put that down and... and just get me a gl...
S01 • E01 I don't have can... - Sick Note 00:08
I don't have can...
S01 • E01 - [SHE FUSSES] - [HE GROANS WEAKLY] - Sick Note 00:04
- [SHE FUSSES] - [HE GROANS WEAKLY]
S01 • E01 The lab boys said it was commercially not viable. - Sick Note 00:04
The lab boys said it was commercially not viable.
S01 • E01 You know, - Sick Note 00:07
You know,
S01 • E01 Really? That girl from accounts - Sick Note 00:05
Really? That girl from accounts
S01 • E01 Oh, look, you have a customer. Cancer cunt. - Sick Note 00:05
Oh, look, you have a customer. Cancer cunt.
S01 • E01 okay-so-was-definitely-the-last-time - Sick Note 00:12
okay-so-was-definitely-the-last-time
S01 • E01 Hey, I'll get him a secret cinema ticket. They're doing Gladiator. - Sick Note 00:04
Hey, I'll get him a secret cinema ticket. They're ...
S01 • E01 - _ - [[PHONE RINGS THEN BEEPS] - Sick Note 00:06
- _ - [[PHONE RINGS THEN BEEPS]
S01 • E01 [ECHOING] Uh, yeah, I'm good. - Sick Note 00:13
[ECHOING] Uh, yeah, I'm good.
S01 • E01 It just went really quiet. Can barely hear you. - Sick Note 00:04
It just went really quiet. Can barely hear you.
S01 • E01 Um, look, you got the Game of Thrones Blu-Ray box set, right? - Sick Note 00:05
Um, look, you got the Game of Thrones Blu-Ray box set, right...
S01 • E01 Could you just, um, help me check something on the back? - Sick Note 00:04
Could you just, um, help me check something on the back?
S01 • E01 Yeah, okay man. Uh, what... what you wanna know? - Sick Note 00:04
Yeah, okay man. Uh, what... what you wanna know?
S01 • E01 Uh, photo gallery, - Sick Note 00:06
Uh, photo gallery,
S01 • E01 [DISCONNECTED TONE] - Sick Note 00:05
[DISCONNECTED TONE]