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Sid Is Dead

You wish you had herpes. Thatwould have to mean someone touched - your skinny little...

You wish you had herpes. That
would have to mean someone touched - your skinny little micro-penis.
- It's not skinny

Full Transcript

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You wish you had herpes. That would have to mean someone touched
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- your skinny little micro-penis. - It's not skinny.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:19
Uploaded
Apr 17, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
American High,LD Entertainment

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Movie Summary

The story of a socially invisible high school senior who, after slipping up and getting the school's biggest bully suspended, realizes he may only have two weeks left to experience everything he's ever missed out on.
Buddy, nothing is your asset, - Sid Is Dead 00:06
Buddy, nothing is your asset,
- Oh, come on, babe. - Hey! Hold it. - Sid Is Dead 00:07
- Oh, come on, babe. - Hey! Hold it.
- Oh. You look awful. - I'm just tired. - Sid Is Dead 00:06
- Oh. You look awful. - I'm just tired.
- We got an email. A parent-y email. - Yes. - Sid Is Dead 00:06
- We got an email. A parent-y email. - Yes.
Uh, "Please ensure proper Homecoming attire," blah blah blah. - Sid Is Dead 00:08
Uh, "Please ensure proper Homecoming attire," blah...
Were you planning on wearing a very short skirt to this dance? - Sid Is Dead 00:07
Were you planning on wearing a very short skirt to this danc...
- 'Cause I'm not going. - Why not? - Sid Is Dead 00:05
- 'Cause I'm not going. - Why not?
You get all dressed up, and you wait for some schnook - Sid Is Dead 00:08
You get all dressed up, and you wait for some schnook
- And then you realize that you're a lesbian. - Yes. - Sid Is Dead 00:05
- And then you realize that you're a lesbian. - Yes.
- Mm, the signs are all there. - Come on. - Sid Is Dead 00:05
- Mm, the signs are all there. - Come on.
You don't want to graduate high school without any memories. - Sid Is Dead 00:07
You don't want to graduate high school without any memo...
Actually, I have no problem leaving high school without any memories. - Sid Is Dead 00:05
Actually, I have no problem leaving high school without any ...
I can't imagine any experience good enough - Sid Is Dead 00:06
I can't imagine any experience good enough
A 72-hour War Monger marathon - Sid Is Dead 00:06
A 72-hour War Monger marathon
Okay, well, maybe 72 hours isn't entirely safe. - Sid Is Dead 00:06
Okay, well, maybe 72 hours isn't entirely safe.
According to Google, there are seven specific signs of sleep deprivation - Sid Is Dead 00:08
According to Google, there are seven specific signs of sleep...
Oh, God. Dude, slow down. - Sid Is Dead 00:06
Oh, God. Dude, slow down.
Symptom number one, you eat a lot. - Sid Is Dead 00:05
Symptom number one, you eat a lot.
- I don't know. - Lyft, 'cause their drivers are super hot. - Sid Is Dead 00:06
- I don't know. - Lyft, 'cause their drivers are s...
Symptom number six, your senses get all weird. - Sid Is Dead 00:07
Symptom number six, your senses get all weird.