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"Sideways" quotes

Sideways poster
Two men reaching middle age with not much to show but disappointment embark on a week-long road trip through California's wine country, just as one is about to take a trip down the aisle.

Director: Alexander Payne
Writer: Rex Pickett, Alexander Payne, Jim Taylor
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, romance
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 94/100
ImdbRating: 7.5
BoxOffice: $71,503,593
Released: 22 Oct 2004
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 122 wins & 91 nominations total

80 video clips

JackMayaMilesVacationing Dr. Walt HendricksMike ErganianCammiStephanie
Let me show you how this is done - Sideways 01:49 Let me show you how this is done Thanks for your letter - Sideways 03:18 Thanks for your letter A little citrus - Sideways 00:33 A little citrus I'm not a writer - Sideways 02:38 I'm not a writer How do you know - Sideways 00:23 How do you know We're drinking Merlot - Sideways 00:16 We're drinking Merlot Why are you into wine - Sideways 00:53 Why are you into wine Can I ask you a personal question - Sideways 01:11 Can I ask you a personal question What's the title - Sideways 00:10 What's the title Tastes pretty good to me - Sideways 00:24 Tastes pretty good to me You're such a fucking loser - Sideways 00:16 You're such a fucking loser Go back to the motel - Sideways 00:58 Go back to the motel She tell you she was married - Sideways 00:18 She tell you she was married I might be in love with another woman - Sideways 00:58 I might be in love with another woman So what's the plan - Sideways 00:42 So what's the plan Fuckface You too - Sideways 00:07 Fuckface You too Don't you just want to feel that cozy little box grip down on your johnson - Sideways 00:10 Don't you just want to feel that cozy little box grip... Did you drink and dial - Sideways 00:11 Did you drink and dial You were wearing your seatbelt - Sideways 00:07 You were wearing your seatbelt But who's your daddy - Sideways 01:01 But who's your daddy Let me show you how this is done - Sideways 01:10 Let me show you how this is done Showing me the ropes - Sideways 00:14 Showing me the ropes Fucking chick's married - Sideways 00:18 Fucking chick's married That's 100 pinot noir - Sideways 00:18 That's 100 pinot noir Did you read the latest draft - Sideways 00:47 Did you read the latest draft Bet ya that chick's two tons of fun - Sideways 00:10 Bet ya that chick's two tons of fun Just stop pushing me all the time - Sideways 00:32 Just stop pushing me all the time The day you open a '61 Cheval Blanc - Sideways 00:11 The day you open a '61 Cheval Blanc I have to have an operation - Sideways 00:22 I have to have an operation I know I said I would be there at noon - Sideways 00:17 I know I said I would be there at noon This chick Stephanie - Sideways 00:20 This chick Stephanie Do not drink too much - Sideways 00:17 Do not drink too much Far from transcendent - Sideways 00:15 Far from transcendent Are you still seeing that shrink - Sideways 00:20 Are you still seeing that shrink Speak for yourself - Sideways 00:35 Speak for yourself Try to be your normal - Sideways 00:11 Try to be your normal I know I fucked up - Sideways 00:31 I know I fucked up Victoria and I used to like this view - Sideways 00:42 Victoria and I used to like this view What is the subject of your book - Sideways 00:30 What is the subject of your book You gotta help me - Sideways 00:13 You gotta help me You fucking derelict - Sideways 00:13 You fucking derelict This is my friend Jack - Sideways 00:07 This is my friend Jack What the fuck - Sideways 00:10 What the fuck I'm trying to get you a little action - Sideways 00:12 I'm trying to get you a little action I need to be spanked - Sideways 00:08 I need to be spanked And here are your handy wipes - Sideways 00:10 And here are your handy wipes A little citrus - Sideways 00:24 A little citrus What should I wear - Sideways 00:10 What should I wear Like you also start to see everything from the point of view of the father - Sideways 00:40 Like you also start to see everything from the point of view... Are you chewing gum - Sideways 00:12 Are you chewing gum Consult your doctor before using this product - Sideways 00:23 Consult your doctor before using this product Give me that bottle No - Sideways 00:11 Give me that bottle No This week is not about me - Sideways 00:23 This week is not about me You don't understand my plight - Sideways 00:06 You don't understand my plight Oh fuck me - Sideways 00:09 Oh fuck me I hope you die - Sideways 00:08 I hope you die You're getting married on Saturday - Sideways 00:05 You're getting married on Saturday Now the cards are on the table - Sideways 00:08 Now the cards are on the table Let me call you right back - Sideways 00:14 Let me call you right back Why do you have to focus on the negative - Sideways 00:05 Why do you have to focus on the negative He's got Derek's wallet - Sideways 00:09 He's got Derek's wallet Despite your crass behavior - Sideways 00:07 Despite your crass behavior She has a Richebourg - Sideways 00:12 She has a Richebourg What gems do you have in your collection - Sideways 00:23 What gems do you have in your collection Oh actually could I get a Barely Legal please - Sideways 00:10 Oh actually could I get a Barely Legal please You walked all the way from Solvang - Sideways 00:24 You walked all the way from Solvang Are you kidding me - Sideways 00:21 Are you kidding me Not now Not now - Sideways 00:07 Not now Not now There he is But who's your daddy - Sideways 00:11 There he is But who's your daddy Come here - Sideways 00:09 Come here Don't open that now - Sideways 00:18 Don't open that now And now its worst - Sideways 00:27 And now its worst Lets take the Santa Rosa Road exit and hit Sanford - Sideways 00:23 Lets take the Santa Rosa Road exit and hit Sanford The reason that this region is so good for pinot - Sideways 00:23 The reason that this region is so good for pinot She's a f cking waitress in Buellton - Sideways 00:20 She's a f cking waitress in Buellton I think this guy's more our speed - Sideways 00:12 I think this guy's more our speed I'm the queen of typos - Sideways 00:06 I'm the queen of typos Do you have any idea what he's been saying to her - Sideways 00:10 Do you have any idea what he's been saying to her Did you have trouble performing - Sideways 00:18 Did you have trouble performing

Cast

Miles - Paul Giamatti
Jack - Thomas Haden Church
Maya - Virginia Madsen
Stephanie - Sandra Oh
Miles's Mother - Marylouise Burke
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