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"Sightseers" quotes

Sightseers poster
Chris wants to show girlfriend Tina his world, but events soon conspire against the couple and their dream caravan holiday takes a very wrong turn.

Director: Ben Wheatley
Writer: Alice Lowe, Steve Oram, Amy Jump
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, romance
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 69/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $61,782
Released: 10 May 2013
Awards: 11 wins & 18 nominations

22 Clips

So have you had a nice holiday - Sightseers 00:30 So have you had a nice holiday It looks like an alien's coffin - Sightseers 00:04 It looks like an alien's coffin How'd you find it on the petrol consumption - Sightseers 00:20 How'd you find it on the petrol consumption So what were you like when you were a little kid then - Sightseers 00:24 So what were you like when you were a little kid then What's going on - Sightseers 00:18 What's going on You all right - Sightseers 00:26 You all right Mum Mum - Sightseers 00:17 Mum Mum This is exactly how I imagined it - Sightseers 00:36 This is exactly how I imagined it I'll bring her back safe don't you worry - Sightseers 00:21 I'll bring her back safe don't you worry Report that to the National Trust mate - Sightseers 00:05 Report that to the National Trust mate Dear Mum I'm not coming home - Sightseers 00:20 Dear Mum I'm not coming home You didn't let him see you do number twos did you Tina - Sightseers 00:22 You didn't let him see you do number twos did you Tina She don't mind you smoking a bit of the old herb every now and again - Sightseers 00:20 She don't mind you smoking a bit of the old herb every now... But uh if the caravan's rockin' don't come a knockin' - Sightseers 00:10 But uh if the caravan's rockin' don't come a knockin' The police announced today that they're pursuing - Sightseers 00:12 The police announced today that they're pursuing Mint me - Sightseers 00:04 Mint me This is not my vagina - Sightseers 00:11 This is not my vagina Martin just said some filthy things to me Chris - Sightseers 00:24 Martin just said some filthy things to me Chris Choose anything you like love Anything - Sightseers 00:11 Choose anything you like love Anything Ah he's not a person Tina he's a Daily Mail reader - Sightseers 00:15 Ah he's not a person Tina he's a Daily Mail reader Great Murderer - Sightseers 00:13 Great Murderer Right well they've only got two spots left - Sightseers 00:35 Right well they've only got two spots left

Cast

Tina - Alice Lowe
Carol - Eileen Davies
Chris - Steve Oram
Tram Conductor - Roger Michael
Crich Tourist - Tony Way
All Cast