Dear Mum, I'm not coming home. Yorkshire is lovely. Not like you said at all. They can...
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Tina:
Dear Mum, I'm not coming home. Yorkshire is lovely. Not like you said at all. They can smile and they do sell my pasta sauce. The caravan bed is quite short, but Chris is a sensitive lover. Hope you can be happy for me. Love, Tina.
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Dear Mum I'm not coming home
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Yorkshire is lovely Not like you said at all
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They can smile and they do sell my pasta sauce
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The caravan bed is quite short but Chris is a sensitive lover
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Hope you can be happy for me Love Tina
Clip duration: 20 seconds
Views: 119
Timestamp in movie: 00h 15m 33s
Uploaded: 25 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime, romance
Summary: Chris wants to show girlfriend Tina his world, but events soon conspire against the couple and their dream caravan holiday takes a very wrong turn.
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00:21 I'll bring her back safe don't you worry
00:36 This is exactly how I imagined it
00:20 How'd you find it on the petrol consumption
00:26 You all right
00:17 Mum Mum
00:18 What's going on
00:24 So what were you like when you were a little kid then
00:04 It looks like an alien's coffin
00:35 Right well they've only got two spots left
00:30 So have you had a nice holiday
00:13 Great Murderer
00:15 Ah he's not a person Tina he's a Daily Mail reader
00:11 Choose anything you like love Anything
00:11 This is not my vagina
00:24 Martin just said some filthy things to me Chris
00:04 Mint me
00:12 The police announced today that they're pursuing
00:10 But uh if the caravan's rockin' don't come a...
00:20 She don't mind you smoking a bit of the old herb every...
00:22 You didn't let him see you do number twos did you Tina