This is exactly how I imagined it. No one sticking their nose in. No one penetrating the...
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Chris:
This is exactly how I imagined it. No one sticking their nose in. No one penetrating the mind. Take the noble English oak, Old Knobbley. That won't stab you in the back or belittle your five year plan. That tree won't... steal things that belong to you and put them in another place just to piss you off. That tree won't involve itself in low-level bullying that means you have to leave work.
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This is exactly how I imagined it
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There's no one sticking their nose in
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No one penetrating the mind
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I'll have to sort all of this out all again
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Take the noble English oak Old Knobbley
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That won't stab you in the back or belittle your five year plan
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I mean where am I supposed to put that
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That tree won't There isn't anywhere
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There's just no surfaces steal things that belong to you
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and put them in another place just to piss you off
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That tree won't involve itself in low level bullying
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that means you have to leave work
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 116
Timestamp in movie: 00h 18m 09s
Uploaded: 25 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime, romance
Summary: Chris wants to show girlfriend Tina his world, but events soon conspire against the couple and their dream caravan holiday takes a very wrong turn.
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00:20 How'd you find it on the petrol consumption
00:26 You all right
00:17 Mum Mum
00:18 What's going on
00:24 So what were you like when you were a little kid then
00:04 It looks like an alien's coffin
00:35 Right well they've only got two spots left
00:30 So have you had a nice holiday
00:13 Great Murderer
00:15 Ah he's not a person Tina he's a Daily Mail reader
00:11 Choose anything you like love Anything
00:11 This is not my vagina
00:24 Martin just said some filthy things to me Chris
00:04 Mint me
00:12 The police announced today that they're pursuing
00:10 But uh if the caravan's rockin' don't come a...
00:20 She don't mind you smoking a bit of the old herb every...
00:22 You didn't let him see you do number twos did you Tina
00:05 Report that to the National Trust mate
00:20 Dear Mum I'm not coming home