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A widowed former priest living with his children and brother on a Pennsylvania farm finds mysterious crop circles in their fields, which suggests something more frightening to come.

Director: M. Night Shyamalan
Writer: M. Night Shyamalan
Production: N/A
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 59/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $227,966,634
Released: 02 Aug 2002
Awards: 3 wins & 34 nominations
Morgan give me your flashlight - Signs 00:04 Morgan give me your flashlight I'll make some sandwiches - Signs 00:42 I'll make some sandwiches You're wasting your time here - Signs 00:19 You're wasting your time here I can't be sure - Signs 00:07 I can't be sure What kind of a machine bends a stalk of corn without breaking it - Signs 00:09 What kind of a machine bends a stalk of corn without... You'll lose the signal - Signs 00:04 You'll lose the signal I said the 'f word' a couple of times - Signs 00:32 I said the 'f word' a couple of times Maybe we should say a prayer - Signs 00:52 Maybe we should say a prayer There are lights in over 274 cities - Signs 00:32 There are lights in over 274 cities The book says they're probably very good problem solvers - Signs 00:08 The book says they're probably very good problem solvers Everything has a weakness - Signs 00:04 Everything has a weakness My vote counts as two - Signs 00:11 My vote counts as two We don't have his medicine - Signs 01:04 We don't have his medicine It's so the aliens can't read our minds - Signs 00:10 It's so the aliens can't read our minds They said there are one of two outcomes of an invasion - Signs 00:20 They said there are one of two outcomes of an invasion It's a bunch of crock - Signs 00:25 It's a bunch of crock I don't hear my children - Signs 00:07 I don't hear my children See this is why we're not watching TV - Signs 00:08 See this is why we're not watching TV I'm a miracle man - Signs 00:05 I'm a miracle man It's not contaminated - Signs 00:08 It's not contaminated I think God did it - Signs 00:05 I think God did it It's happening - Signs 00:04 It's happening Don't be afraid - Signs 00:04 Don't be afraid We're going to board up every window in this house - Signs 00:15 We're going to board up every window in this house The nerds were right - Signs 00:04 The nerds were right It said they would probably invade - Signs 00:52 It said they would probably invade It's just tap water - Signs 00:13 It's just tap water You're scaring your sister - Signs 00:05 You're scaring your sister We have to tape this - Signs 00:29 We have to tape this Looks a little like our house doesn't it - Signs 00:05 Looks a little like our house doesn't it How's work at the gas station - Signs 00:07 How's work at the gas station There is no one looking out for us - Signs 00:09 There is no one looking out for us Isabel you're gonna feel very silly - Signs 00:09 Isabel you're gonna feel very silly It's like War of the Worlds - Signs 00:05 It's like War of the Worlds You didn't used to play baseball did ya - Signs 00:28 You didn't used to play baseball did ya I'll make some sandwiches - Signs 00:42 I'll make some sandwiches The police are here - Signs 00:36 The police are here Are you gonna do this or what - Signs 00:04 Are you gonna do this or what Good enough for me - Signs 00:05 Good enough for me Don't open my pantry - Signs 00:07 Don't open my pantry If you're gonna make fun of it - Signs 00:22 If you're gonna make fun of it How can anyone possibly know that information - Signs 00:08 How can anyone possibly know that information And you didn't even cry - Signs 00:30 And you didn't even cry I've got it figured - Signs 00:51 I've got it figured Move children V manos - Signs 00:05 Move children V manos Everything people have written about in science books is going to change - Signs 00:07 Everything people have written about in science books is... Morgan this crop stuff is about a bunch of nerds - Signs 00:39 Morgan this crop stuff is about a bunch of nerds What are you thinking about - Signs 00:32 What are you thinking about Some guy had a sign saying it was the end of the world - Signs 00:28 Some guy had a sign saying it was the end of the world That's why he had asthma - Signs 01:02 That's why he had asthma What else might be a possibility - Signs 00:16 What else might be a possibility I don't want any one of you - Signs 00:06 I don't want any one of you This is exactly what the nerds want - Signs 00:04 This is exactly what the nerds want For the kids' protection - Signs 00:14 For the kids' protection There's things I can take and a couple things I can't - Signs 00:26 There's things I can take and a couple things I can't I was at this party - Signs 00:52 I was at this party It's okay to be silly - Signs 00:36 It's okay to be silly You're too old to be doing this - Signs 00:18 You're too old to be doing this Move children V manos - Signs 00:05 Move children V manos Everybody in this house needs to calm down - Signs 00:07 Everybody in this house needs to calm down Swing away Merrill - Signs 00:11 Swing away Merrill Lionel Prichard and the Wolfington brothers are back - Signs 00:55 Lionel Prichard and the Wolfington brothers are back There's a monster outside my room - Signs 00:07 There's a monster outside my room People break down into two groups - Signs 01:03 People break down into two groups Kendleman twisted her ankle - Signs 01:23 Kendleman twisted her ankle

Cast

Graham Hess - Mel Gibson
Merrill Hess - Joaquin Phoenix
Morgan Hess - Rory Culkin
Bo Hess - Abigail Breslin
Officer Paski - Cherry Jones