"31 bucks, Merry Fucking Christmas!"
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Mr. Levitt:
[a man in a Santa Claus suit walks into a convenient store]
And a "Ho Ho Ho", I don't get enough of this shit on the radio, it has to come into my store now, ha hah ha. Killer Santa:
What's the matter, you don't like Santa Claus? Mr. Levitt:
Well, it's good for business, bad for my stomach. It's a lot of phony sentiment, you know what I am saying. What charity are you with? Mr. Levitt:
[Killer Santa pulles out a gun]
What are you doing that for? Killer Santa:
I'm holding you up,asshole, put the money in the bag. Mr. Levitt:
So it's not about phony sentiment, lot of it is genuine greed. [Mr. Levitt grabs his gun] Mr. Levitt:
ALL RIGHT YOU! [Killer Santa shoots Mr. Levitt in the gut, Mr. Levitt,wounded,tries to shoot the robber.Killer Santa shoots him in the stomach and then the head] Killer Santa:
[Killer Santa walks out of the store, sees how much money he has, he says]
"31 bucks, Merry Fucking Christmas!"
[a man in a Santa Claus suit walks into a convenient store]
And a "Ho Ho Ho", I don't get enough of this shit on the radio, it has to come into my store now, ha hah ha. Killer Santa:
What's the matter, you don't like Santa Claus? Mr. Levitt:
Well, it's good for business, bad for my stomach. It's a lot of phony sentiment, you know what I am saying. What charity are you with? Mr. Levitt:
[Killer Santa pulles out a gun]
What are you doing that for? Killer Santa:
I'm holding you up,asshole, put the money in the bag. Mr. Levitt:
So it's not about phony sentiment, lot of it is genuine greed. [Mr. Levitt grabs his gun] Mr. Levitt:
ALL RIGHT YOU! [Killer Santa shoots Mr. Levitt in the gut, Mr. Levitt,wounded,tries to shoot the robber.Killer Santa shoots him in the stomach and then the head] Killer Santa:
[Killer Santa walks out of the store, sees how much money he has, he says]
"31 bucks, Merry Fucking Christmas!"
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Ho ho ho
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I don't get enough of this shit on the radio
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It has to come into my store now CHUCKLES
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What's the matter you don't like Santa Claus
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It's good for business bad for my stomach
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A lot of phony sentiment you know what I'm saying
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What charity are you with
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What the hell are you doing that for
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I'm holding you up asshole
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Put the money in the bag All right all right
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So it's not all phony sentiment is it
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A lot of it's genuine greed
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All right you GUNSHOT
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Movie Summary
Little Billy witness his parents getting killed by Santa after being warned by his senile grandpa that Santa punishes those who are naughty. Now Billy is 18, and out of the orphanage, and he has just become Santa, himself.
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Killer Santa
