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Simon Birch

What I want to do and what I do are two separate things. If we all went around doing what...

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What I want to do and what I do are two separate things. If we all went around doing what we wanted all the time, there'd be chaos

Full Transcript

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What I want to do and what I do are two separate things
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If we all went around doing what we wanted all the time there'd be chaos
Duration
7 seconds
Views
288
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:48
Uploaded
Nov 25, 2022
Genres
comedy, drama, family
Production
Hollywood Pictures,Caravan Pictures

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Movie Summary

A young boy with stunted growth is convinced that God has a great purpose for him.
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Thank you Miss Wenteworth
I'm sorry - Simon Birch 00:03
I'm sorry
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It's freezing My balls just turned into prunes
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I don't see how pork chops could lead to intercourse no...
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Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with
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It's the Virgin Mary Eddie
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Ah well we've got the shepherds
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I look like a burn victim
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Now get over there with those other flying monkeys where you...
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The star of Bethlehem is not a pinata
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The Virgin Mary does not chew gum
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GULPS Boobs
Sex makes people crazy - Simon Birch 00:06
Sex makes people crazy