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Catholic? Okay, Jesus was Catholic
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Sincerely Louis C.K.

Catholic?Okay, Jesus was Catholic and he hada gold chain with a cross

Catholic?
Okay, Jesus was Catholic and he had
a gold chain with a cross

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Catholic? Okay, Jesus was Catholic
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and he had a gold chain with a cross.
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7 seconds
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31
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:25
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May 27, 2025
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comedy
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In the long anticipated and controversial comeback of Louis CK, he doesn't hold back when discussing topics like religion, god, pedophilia, traveling Europe, and of course his sexual misconduct accusations in his brand new special.
And when they nailed him up, he was like, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:11
And when they nailed him up, he was like,
Oh, fuck, that's me! I'm the little guy on it!" - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:04
Oh, fuck, that's me! I'm the little guy on it!&quo...
Every religion has a strange story or a rule - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:06
Every religion has a strange story or a rule
You know, like every time there's a terrorist act, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:09
You know, like every time there's a terrorist act,
And every guy who does a jihad thing - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:07
And every guy who does a jihad thing
Who are the 72 virgins? - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
Who are the 72 virgins?
Does God have to kill 72 nice girls? - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:06
Does God have to kill 72 nice girls?
"All right, ladies, uh, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:06
"All right, ladies, uh,
Or does God just make 'em fresh like farm raised salmon? - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:04
Or does God just make 'em fresh like farm raised salmon...
He just whips up 72 women. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
He just whips up 72 women.
First of all, they're only virgins when you first get them. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
First of all, they're only virgins when you first get t...
Once you start fucking them, it's over. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
Once you start fucking them, it's over.
That has to be one of the more confusing moments in God's life - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:14
That has to be one of the more confusing moments in God'...
The fuck am I doing? I don't even know anymore. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:06
The fuck am I doing? I don't even know anymore.
I need a drink." - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:08
I need a drink."
I think one reason people don't believe in him, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
I think one reason people don't believe in him,
Writing on the rocks -- "Look at that! Do it!" - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:09
Writing on the rocks -- "Look at that! Do it!"
And then for 2,000 years, he just -- - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:06
And then for 2,000 years, he just --
He could clear a lot of shit up - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:04
He could clear a lot of shit up
If God spoke for five minutes, he'd solve a lot of problems. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
If God spoke for five minutes, he'd solve a lot of prob...