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Sincerely Louis C.K.

"Did you hear about Jeff?" No, he was here for one day.Nobody met him

"Did you hear about Jeff?" No, he was here for one day.
Nobody met him

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"Did you hear about Jeff?"
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No, he was here for one day. Nobody met him.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:00
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

In the long anticipated and controversial comeback of Louis CK, he doesn't hold back when discussing topics like religion, god, pedophilia, traveling Europe, and of course his sexual misconduct accusations in his brand new special.
They're lie, "Eh, he was here long enough, fuck 'em." - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:12
They're lie, "Eh, he was here long enough, fuck &#...
I'm 52 and I like my 50s, I like this part of my life. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
I'm 52 and I like my 50s, I like this part of my life.
Like, if you're 20, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:08
Like, if you're 20,
I can handle that, like, that's an amount of time, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
I can handle that, like, that's an amount of time,
I can cover 24 years." - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:06
I can cover 24 years."
Like, I bought a winter coat the other day - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:04
Like, I bought a winter coat the other day
I used to -- I used to think I have to -- - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
I used to -- I used to think I have to --
Just a few more girl-- - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:11
Just a few more girl--
And then when I'm 75, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
And then when I'm 75,
Twenty one, she gets the rest of my money. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
Twenty one, she gets the rest of my money.
That's the offer on the table - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:06
That's the offer on the table
She's pornographically hot, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:07
She's pornographically hot,
Because you -- really you have to be over 40 - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:11
Because you -- really you have to be over 40
She likes to be on top, which I think is, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:10
She likes to be on top, which I think is,
I like about 49 and a half when I'm on my back. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
I like about 49 and a half when I'm on my back.
And if I get on top of her, I just -- it comes off. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:04
And if I get on top of her, I just -- it comes off.
It comes away from the bone like barbecued pork. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:04
It comes away from the bone like barbecued pork.
And this shit, when you hang this, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:07
And this shit, when you hang this,
And my tits are like flappy triangles - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:06
And my tits are like flappy triangles
Nice having a girlfriend, it's better than being married - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:08
Nice having a girlfriend, it's better than being marrie...