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Sincerely Louis C.K.

Every American baby'sfirst words is, "Get that fucking thingout of my asshole."

Every American baby's
first words is, "Get that fucking thing
out of my asshole."

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Every American baby's first words is,
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"Get that fucking thing out of my asshole."
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:02
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

In the long anticipated and controversial comeback of Louis CK, he doesn't hold back when discussing topics like religion, god, pedophilia, traveling Europe, and of course his sexual misconduct accusations in his brand new special.
You have to hold your dog's ass still, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:09
You have to hold your dog's ass still,
And you're like, "I could never explain it to you, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:07
And you're like, "I could never explain it to you,
Dogs are so dumb, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
Dogs are so dumb,
They're in our lives and they know nothing - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:06
They're in our lives and they know nothing
You ever been having, like, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:10
You ever been having, like,
"I know you! Ha!" - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:07
"I know you! Ha!"
They don't even know their own lives, they don't even -- - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
They don't even know their own lives, they don't e...
You ever throw a ball for your dog - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:07
You ever throw a ball for your dog
And then one of the times you throw the ball, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:06
And then one of the times you throw the ball,
I don't know anything now. Please help." - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:07
I don't know anything now. Please help."
It's right there." - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:11
It's right there."
People always ask me when I walk my dog in New York, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:06
People always ask me when I walk my dog in New York,
I did rescue a dog last year, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:11
I did rescue a dog last year,
In New York, everybody rescues their dogs, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:07
In New York, everybody rescues their dogs,
She has no eyes - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:07
She has no eyes
I hate New York, I really do -- I used to love New York, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:06
I hate New York, I really do -- I used to love New York,
If you could have told those people back then, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
If you could have told those people back then,
Wrap your head around that. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:04
Wrap your head around that.
Jew." - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
Jew."
That's what we say about the Holocaust: Never again, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
That's what we say about the Holocaust: Never again,