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I learned them all in one day
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Sincerely Louis C.K.

I learned them allin one day from this old dude who hungaround our neighborhood

I learned them all
in one day from this old dude who hung
around our neighborhood

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I learned them all in one day
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from this old dude who hung around our neighborhood.
Duration
6 seconds
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20
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:22
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
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In the long anticipated and controversial comeback of Louis CK, he doesn't hold back when discussing topics like religion, god, pedophilia, traveling Europe, and of course his sexual misconduct accusations in his brand new special.
I don't know if he lived there or what, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:09
I don't know if he lived there or what,
And if you're a kid walking alone, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:06
And if you're a kid walking alone,
Now you can't even fuck 'em, it's crazy how things are... - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
Now you can't even fuck 'em, it's crazy how t...
I know it's wrong to fuck kids, by the way, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:07
I know it's wrong to fuck kids, by the way,
Even if people were like, "You should fucking kids, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:08
Even if people were like, "You should fucking kids,
Even if the kids came out to me all the time, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:10
Even if the kids came out to me all the time,
...that it was beneficial to the health of children to fuck them, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:08
...that it was beneficial to the health of children to fuck ...
Even even if somebody said to me, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:12
Even even if somebody said to me,
That might be the right thing to do. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
That might be the right thing to do.
Oh, I'm saving them all. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
Oh, I'm saving them all.
Not you, not you. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:04
Not you, not you.
It's hypothetically. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:04
It's hypothetically.
Anyway, so the old man came up to me on the street - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:11
Anyway, so the old man came up to me on the street
And I said, "Yes, I think I do." - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:21
And I said, "Yes, I think I do."
I went to school, I went right up to my teacher, I said, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:11
I went to school, I went right up to my teacher, I said,
She was like -- - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
She was like --
He said, "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:06
He said, "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"...
I used to date a woman who was a vegan, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:06
I used to date a woman who was a vegan,
Remember when there was like a strange thing, like, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:08
Remember when there was like a strange thing, like,
You had like a dinner party and somebody brought a vegan - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:13
You had like a dinner party and somebody brought a vegan