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I used to -- I used to think I have to
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Sincerely Louis C.K.

I used to -- I usedto think I have to -- I need to find a womanwho will be with me forever

I used to -- I used
to think I have to -- I need to find a woman
who will be with me forever

Full Transcript

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I used to -- I used to think I have to --
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I need to find a woman who will be with me forever.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:16
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

In the long anticipated and controversial comeback of Louis CK, he doesn't hold back when discussing topics like religion, god, pedophilia, traveling Europe, and of course his sexual misconduct accusations in his brand new special.
Just a few more girl-- - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:11
Just a few more girl--
And then when I'm 75, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
And then when I'm 75,
Twenty one, she gets the rest of my money. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
Twenty one, she gets the rest of my money.
That's the offer on the table - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:06
That's the offer on the table
She's pornographically hot, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:07
She's pornographically hot,
Because you -- really you have to be over 40 - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:11
Because you -- really you have to be over 40
She likes to be on top, which I think is, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:10
She likes to be on top, which I think is,
I like about 49 and a half when I'm on my back. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
I like about 49 and a half when I'm on my back.
And if I get on top of her, I just -- it comes off. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:04
And if I get on top of her, I just -- it comes off.
It comes away from the bone like barbecued pork. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:04
It comes away from the bone like barbecued pork.
And this shit, when you hang this, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:07
And this shit, when you hang this,
And my tits are like flappy triangles - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:06
And my tits are like flappy triangles
Nice having a girlfriend, it's better than being married - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:08
Nice having a girlfriend, it's better than being marrie...
That's -- if you're in a bad marriage, by the way, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:04
That's -- if you're in a bad marriage, by the way,
Don't make people fucking look at you. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:04
Don't make people fucking look at you.
You know, those couples that come over for dinner - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:09
You know, those couples that come over for dinner
One of them's like, "We saw that show on Wednesday." - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:11
One of them's like, "We saw that show on Wednesday...
Oh, that's bad. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:04
Oh, that's bad.
I was on an airplane one time and a married couple came on - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:07
I was on an airplane one time and a married couple came on
She says, "Would you mind moving so I can sit with my husband?" - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:07
She says, "Would you mind moving so I can sit with my h...