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If God spoke for five minutes, he'd solve a lot of problems
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Sincerely Louis C.K.

If God spoke for five minutes,he'd solve a lot of problems

If God spoke for five minutes,
he'd solve a lot of problems

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If God spoke for five minutes, he'd solve a lot of problems.
Duration
5 seconds
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Timestamp in Movie
00:11:15
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
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In the long anticipated and controversial comeback of Louis CK, he doesn't hold back when discussing topics like religion, god, pedophilia, traveling Europe, and of course his sexual misconduct accusations in his brand new special.
Okay, real quick. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
Okay, real quick.
What is that? Just go home. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:04
What is that? Just go home.
Do what you want, but that's where you're going. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
Do what you want, but that's where you're going.
I don't know why it is for you. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
I don't know why it is for you.
Have fun and use all the holes, that's what I say. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
Have fun and use all the holes, that's what I say.
That's why I made them! - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:04
That's why I made them!
Why are you not fucking the animals?! - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
Why are you not fucking the animals?!
There's only like 30,000 of you fucking the animals. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:04
There's only like 30,000 of you fucking the animals.
Well, it's nice to be in Washington, D.C., - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
Well, it's nice to be in Washington, D.C.,
And they have so much sh-- you know, they're like, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:06
And they have so much sh-- you know, they're like,
Just have it, it's nice." - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:13
Just have it, it's nice."
There's one hole has a picture of a cup, and the next one - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:08
There's one hole has a picture of a cup, and the next o...
I'm standing there with a dead baby, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:06
I'm standing there with a dead baby,
It doesn't go in the newspapers slot, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
It doesn't go in the newspapers slot,
It's a beautiful little old village - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:10
It's a beautiful little old village
I'm not going to love a village - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:14
I'm not going to love a village
I don't like little towns in America either, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
I don't like little towns in America either,
"Oh, look at that little shop! - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:04
"Oh, look at that little shop!
Let's go in that little shop." - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:09
Let's go in that little shop."
You go in there, I'll just walk away. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
You go in there, I'll just walk away.