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Now you can't even fuck 'em, it's crazy how things are
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Sincerely Louis C.K.

Now you can't even fuck 'em,it's crazy how things are

Now you can't even fuck 'em,
it's crazy how things are

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Now you can't even fuck 'em, it's crazy how things are...
Duration
5 seconds
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26
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:41
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

In the long anticipated and controversial comeback of Louis CK, he doesn't hold back when discussing topics like religion, god, pedophilia, traveling Europe, and of course his sexual misconduct accusations in his brand new special.
I know it's wrong to fuck kids, by the way, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:07
I know it's wrong to fuck kids, by the way,
Even if people were like, "You should fucking kids, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:08
Even if people were like, "You should fucking kids,
Even if the kids came out to me all the time, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:10
Even if the kids came out to me all the time,
...that it was beneficial to the health of children to fuck them, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:08
...that it was beneficial to the health of children to fuck ...
Even even if somebody said to me, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:12
Even even if somebody said to me,
That might be the right thing to do. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
That might be the right thing to do.
Oh, I'm saving them all. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
Oh, I'm saving them all.
Not you, not you. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:04
Not you, not you.
It's hypothetically. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:04
It's hypothetically.
Anyway, so the old man came up to me on the street - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:11
Anyway, so the old man came up to me on the street
And I said, "Yes, I think I do." - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:21
And I said, "Yes, I think I do."
I went to school, I went right up to my teacher, I said, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:11
I went to school, I went right up to my teacher, I said,
She was like -- - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
She was like --
He said, "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:06
He said, "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"...
I used to date a woman who was a vegan, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:06
I used to date a woman who was a vegan,
Remember when there was like a strange thing, like, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:08
Remember when there was like a strange thing, like,
You had like a dinner party and somebody brought a vegan - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:13
You had like a dinner party and somebody brought a vegan
You can eat a napkin and shit paper, I don't care. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
You can eat a napkin and shit paper, I don't care.
But then you met another vegan and you're like, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:06
But then you met another vegan and you're like,
It's kind of like gay people - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:08
It's kind of like gay people