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They're not. Do you know why? Because they're not there!
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Sincerely Louis C.K.

They're not. Do you know why?Because they're not there!

They're not. Do you know why?
Because they're not there!

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They're not. Do you know why? Because they're not there!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:21
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

In the long anticipated and controversial comeback of Louis CK, he doesn't hold back when discussing topics like religion, god, pedophilia, traveling Europe, and of course his sexual misconduct accusations in his brand new special.
They're not at the bar -- - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:07
They're not at the bar --
No, you take 'em to the zoo when they're little him - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
No, you take 'em to the zoo when they're little hi...
This is what I find confusing about this thing, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:08
This is what I find confusing about this thing,
We told them that that's what they are and they lived with it, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
We told them that that's what they are and they lived w...
Did we go back to them and explain this to them? - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:04
Did we go back to them and explain this to them?
"Listen, Nelson, I have somethin' to tell you, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:13
"Listen, Nelson, I have somethin' to tell you,
I went to France last year - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:07
I went to France last year
Yeah, okay, it's nice having a girlfriend - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
Yeah, okay, it's nice having a girlfriend
I never knew these things about -- like, one time - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:06
I never knew these things about -- like, one time
I gave her a thermometer - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:04
I gave her a thermometer
Never seen that before; turns out the whole country, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:10
Never seen that before; turns out the whole country,
And they don't put their eggs in the fridge. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:04
And they don't put their eggs in the fridge.
They have no respect for temperature in either direction. - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:04
They have no respect for temperature in either direction.
I'd never -- I was like, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
I'd never -- I was like,
You don't put here in America?" - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:13
You don't put here in America?"
Well, we do it to babies and dogs - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:08
Well, we do it to babies and dogs
Every American baby's first words is, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
Every American baby's first words is,
You have to hold your dog's ass still, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:09
You have to hold your dog's ass still,
And you're like, "I could never explain it to you, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:07
And you're like, "I could never explain it to you,
Dogs are so dumb, - Sincerely Louis C.K. 00:05
Dogs are so dumb,