I'm no actor. I never was. Just a lot of dumb show. I know that now. Well, at least you're...
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Don Lockwood:
I'm no actor. I never was. Just a lot of dumb show. I know that now.
Cosmo Brown:
Well, at least you're taking it lying down.
Don Lockwood:
No. No kidding, Cosmo. Did you ever see anything as idiotic as me on that screen tonight?
Kathy Selden:
Yeah, how about Lina?
Don Lockwood:
All right. I ran her a close second. Maybe it was a photo finish. Anyway, I'm through, fellas.
Kathy Selden:
Don, you're not through!
Cosmo Brown:
Why of course not. Why, with your looks and your figure, you could drive an ice wagon or shine shoes!
Kathy Selden:
Block hats!
Cosmo Brown:
Sell pencils!
Kathy Selden:
Dig ditches!
Cosmo Brown:
Or worse still, go back to vaudeville.
[singing]
Cosmo Brown:
La-da-de-dum-dum-dum, Fit as a fiddle and ready for love...
Transcript
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I'm no actor
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I never was Just a lot of dumb show
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I know that now
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Well at least you're taking it lying down
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No kidding Cosmo
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Did you ever see anything as idiotic as me on that screen
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Yeah How about Lina
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Heh I ran her a close second
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Maybe it was a photo finish I'm through
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You're not through
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Why of course not
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With your looks you could drive an ice wagon
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Or shine shoes Block hats
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Sell pencils Dig ditches
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Or go back into vaudeville
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Fit as a fiddle and ready for love I could jump over the moon up above
Clip duration: 39 seconds
Views: 158
Timestamp in movie: 01h 00m 13s
Uploaded: 06 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, musical, romance
Summary: A silent film star falls for a chorus girl just as he and his delusionally jealous screen partner are trying to make the difficult transition to talking pictures in 1920s Hollywood.
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Actors
00:26 My dad said Be an actor my son
00:06 A movie We just saw one Gotta show one at a party It's...
00:41 Which of my pictures have you seen
00:24 Keep away from me Just because you're a big movie star
00:10 Are you doing anything tonight Miss Lamont
00:08 They'll lose their shirts It'll never amount to a...
00:23 I'll walk down the lane With a happy refrain
00:36 Haven't you heard She's irresistible She told me...
00:16 Movies are entertaining for the masses
00:06 It'll say on the screen that I don't talk and sing...
00:05 Ain't been in vain for nothing
00:16 I'm now Count Pierre de Bataille known as the Duelling...
00:24 Gotta dance gotta dance
00:12 Wait you mean I'm not an actor
00:07 You should've been worried about me
00:12 There's no use kidding myself
00:08 Sinful Caesar sipped his snifter seized his knees and...
00:52 Now that you have the proper setting can you say it
00:05 What do they think I am dumb or something
00:05 I can't visualize it I'll have to see it on film...