Oh Donny! You couldn't kiss me like that and not mean it just a teensy bit! Meet the...

[after filming a love scene] Lina: Oh Donny! You couldn't kiss me like that and not mean it just a teensy bit! Don Lockwood: Meet the greatest actor in the world! I'd rather kiss a tarantula. Lina: You don't mean that. Don Lockwood: I don't - - Hey Joe, get me a tarantula.

...that Dora Bailey dishes out. Now, try to get this straight: There is nothing between us. There has never been anything between us. - Just air. - Oh, Donnie, you don't mean that. We'll be late for R.F.'s party. Better go in separate cars to break up the mobs. Come on, honey. Ta-ta, Donnie! See you there! "Donnie." Can't that girl take a gentle hint? Haven't you heard? She's irresistible. She told me so. I can't get her out of my hair. This romance for publicity... The price of fame. You've got the glory. The little heartaches go with it. Look at me. I got no glory. I got no fame. I got no mansions. I got no money. But I've got...