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Sink or Swim

As my ex-wife used to say, Marcus, it's not only your poolsthat are cracked

As my ex-wife used to say, Marcus, it's not only your pools
that are cracked

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As my ex-wife used to say,
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Marcus, it's not only your pools that are cracked.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:33
Uploaded
Jun 20, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A depressed man joins a synchronized swimming team made up of middle aged men.
Japan, Germany, New Zealand... - Sink or Swim 00:04
Japan, Germany, New Zealand...
We suck as the warm-up act at a crappy regional championship. - Sink or Swim 00:05
We suck as the warm-up act at a crappy regional championship...
If you were so right, you'd lose the condescending asshole air. - Sink or Swim 00:05
If you were so right, you'd lose the condescending assh...
You wouldn't be telling a bunch of losers that they're losers. - Sink or Swim 00:05
You wouldn't be telling a bunch of losers that they...
Two things you're cruelly lacking are sympathy and enthusiasm. - Sink or Swim 00:05
Two things you're cruelly lacking are sympathy and enth...
We'd appreciate it if you'd leave the losers alone. - Sink or Swim 00:05
We'd appreciate it if you'd leave the losers alone...
You're a flake, beating yourself up about flunking on your dreams. - Sink or Swim 00:05
You're a flake, beating yourself up about flunking on y...
For a year now, we've shared our lives, talking and training. - Sink or Swim 00:05
For a year now, we've shared our lives, talking and tra...
I know I'm a loser but that's fine by me. - Sink or Swim 00:04
I know I'm a loser but that's fine by me.
Why go lose my last shred of dignity 'cause an angry jerk decrees it? - Sink or Swim 00:05
Why go lose my last shred of dignity 'cause an angry je...
This asshole doesn't need a medal to solve his problems. - Sink or Swim 00:04
This asshole doesn't need a medal to solve his problems...
- TF for short. - Sounds like WTF. That sucks. - Sink or Swim 00:04
- TF for short. - Sounds like WTF. That sucks.
Men's Synchronized Swimming Team of France. - Sink or Swim 00:05
Men's Synchronized Swimming Team of France.
What's blocking you? What makes you block everything? - Sink or Swim 00:04
What's blocking you? What makes you block everything?
We're gonna practice your entry in the water. - Sink or Swim 00:04
We're gonna practice your entry in the water.
You need to scream and leap, leap and scream. - Sink or Swim 00:04
You need to scream and leap, leap and scream.
In turn, without thinking, launch yourselves and yell a word. - Sink or Swim 00:04
In turn, without thinking, launch yourselves and yell a word...
Give yourselves a big hand. That was extraordinary! - Sink or Swim 00:05
Give yourselves a big hand. That was extraordinary!
I know them when I see them! In all modesty, big up! - Sink or Swim 00:04
I know them when I see them! In all modesty, big up!
"Sweet sound of rain On the earth and roofs - Sink or Swim 00:13
"Sweet sound of rain On the earth and roofs