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He put me in a headlock like that
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Sink or Swim

He put me in a headlock like that and burned my eyelasheswith his cigarillos

He put me in a headlock like that and burned my eyelashes
with his cigarillos

Full Transcript

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He put me in a headlock like that
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and burned my eyelashes with his cigarillos.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
01:04:48
Uploaded
Jun 20, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A depressed man joins a synchronized swimming team made up of middle aged men.
Whenever I heard him come upstairs, - Sink or Swim 00:09
Whenever I heard him come upstairs,
On my third length just now, - Sink or Swim 00:05
On my third length just now,
Which is why I have - Sink or Swim 00:04
Which is why I have
My plan has got every detail down. - Sink or Swim 00:20
My plan has got every detail down.
I tell him about my love life and he makes a fool of me. - Sink or Swim 00:04
I tell him about my love life and he makes a fool of me.
Get to know people before judging them. - Sink or Swim 00:04
Get to know people before judging them.
That bit has made love to countless women. - Sink or Swim 00:04
That bit has made love to countless women.
- Leave your wife to me. - That may not be a good idea. - Sink or Swim 00:04
- Leave your wife to me. - That may not be a good idea.
Badly, but it always has with her, - Sink or Swim 00:05
Badly, but it always has with her,
It's a terrible thing to say, and I shouldn't, but it's the truth. - Sink or Swim 00:05
It's a terrible thing to say, and I shouldn't, but...
But when they wake up, - Sink or Swim 00:04
But when they wake up,
It's a bit intimidating in front of you all. - Sink or Swim 00:04
It's a bit intimidating in front of you all.
Feel free to say what you think, even if you don't like it. - Sink or Swim 00:05
Feel free to say what you think, even if you don't like...
But try to imagine what it'll be like - Sink or Swim 00:05
But try to imagine what it'll be like
No, it's exactly what I wanted. Except for the color. - Sink or Swim 00:05
No, it's exactly what I wanted. Except for the color.
I expected to get an ovation but nobody even clapped. - Sink or Swim 00:04
I expected to get an ovation but nobody even clapped.
Maybe I didn't make the right choices. - Sink or Swim 00:04
Maybe I didn't make the right choices.
I'm sad you don't see glory isn't around the corner. - Sink or Swim 00:04
I'm sad you don't see glory isn't around the ...
Open it when you're not shit anymore! What are you doing? - Sink or Swim 00:05
Open it when you're not shit anymore! What are you doin...
If I were you guys, I'd do so fucking much! - Sink or Swim 00:04
If I were you guys, I'd do so fucking much!