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Sink or Swim

Surely it's more annoyingto have zero customers than to know I'm on the couch

Surely it's more annoying
to have zero customers than to know I'm on the couch

Full Transcript

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Surely it's more annoying to have zero customers
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than to know I'm on the couch.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
01:27:28
Uploaded
Jun 20, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A depressed man joins a synchronized swimming team made up of middle aged men.
Your wife works to keep you while you're in a pool acting the fairy. - Sink or Swim 00:05
Your wife works to keep you while you're in a pool acti...
Fair enough, we don't like each other, - Sink or Swim 00:05
Fair enough, we don't like each other,
However, you are one hell of a douchebag. - Sink or Swim 00:05
However, you are one hell of a douchebag.
One hell of a douchebag married to one hell of a shitbag. - Sink or Swim 00:05
One hell of a douchebag married to one hell of a shitbag.
I'd abandon your kids in a forest. I just wanted to add that. - Sink or Swim 00:05
I'd abandon your kids in a forest. I just wanted to add...
Or by being a laughing stock for swimming in a pool? - Sink or Swim 00:04
Or by being a laughing stock for swimming in a pool?
The buds are out. A cold snap and they're ruined. - Sink or Swim 00:05
The buds are out. A cold snap and they're ruined.
Remember, that bitch called the cops to our daughter's birthday. - Sink or Swim 00:05
Remember, that bitch called the cops to our daughter's ...
"The peaks represent the breasts of the mammary goddess. - Sink or Swim 00:04
"The peaks represent the breasts of the mammary goddess...
"They are particularly fond of sausages, - Sink or Swim 00:12
"They are particularly fond of sausages,
"I am delighted to be in your country." - Sink or Swim 00:06
"I am delighted to be in your country."
Not one shit! Your wife bailed 'cause you're a pain! - Sink or Swim 00:04
Not one shit! Your wife bailed 'cause you're a pai...
- Shut up! Tomorrow's the Worlds. - It's no reason to... - Sink or Swim 00:04
- Shut up! Tomorrow's the Worlds. - It's no reason...
Quit tossing stuff in here. - Sink or Swim 00:04
Quit tossing stuff in here.
I mean you have a gift for organizing birthday parties, - Sink or Swim 00:06
I mean you have a gift for organizing birthday parties,
Not so much for imagining your husband can't play tennis, say. - Sink or Swim 00:04
Not so much for imagining your husband can't play tenni...
If you want the truth, - Sink or Swim 00:06
If you want the truth,
No, in a dungeon with cuffs, leather thong, and a good whipping. - Sink or Swim 00:05
No, in a dungeon with cuffs, leather thong, and a good whipp...
I don't tell you, to protect you, - Sink or Swim 00:05
I don't tell you, to protect you,
Thing is, you can't take them, whereas I don't care. - Sink or Swim 00:05
Thing is, you can't take them, whereas I don't car...