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Sink or Swim

Whatever you did with the van,you can tell me. Shoot

Whatever you did with the van,
you can tell me. Shoot

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Whatever you did with the van, you can tell me. Shoot.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
53
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:40
Uploaded
Jun 20, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
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Movie Summary

A depressed man joins a synchronized swimming team made up of middle aged men.
- What did I say? - That insurance was a waste of money. - Sink or Swim 00:05
- What did I say? - That insurance was a waste of money.
Everything I touch is destined to fail. - Sink or Swim 00:04
Everything I touch is destined to fail.
One of those guys you see on TV, - Sink or Swim 00:06
One of those guys you see on TV,
Kind of like Michael Douglas in Wall Street, you see? - Sink or Swim 00:05
Kind of like Michael Douglas in Wall Street, you see?
I guess being held back in 5th grade wasn't a good sign. - Sink or Swim 00:05
I guess being held back in 5th grade wasn't a good sign...
People say, believe in your dreams, they'll come true. - Sink or Swim 00:04
People say, believe in your dreams, they'll come true.
I'm this far from going bankrupt. For the fourth time. - Sink or Swim 00:05
I'm this far from going bankrupt. For the fourth time.
One year here and nobody knows, nobody gives a damn about my pools. - Sink or Swim 00:05
One year here and nobody knows, nobody gives a damn about my...
What lunatic would build a pool in this neck of the woods? - Sink or Swim 00:05
What lunatic would build a pool in this neck of the woods?
As my ex-wife used to say, - Sink or Swim 00:07
As my ex-wife used to say,
Japan, Germany, New Zealand... - Sink or Swim 00:04
Japan, Germany, New Zealand...
We suck as the warm-up act at a crappy regional championship. - Sink or Swim 00:05
We suck as the warm-up act at a crappy regional championship...
If you were so right, you'd lose the condescending asshole air. - Sink or Swim 00:05
If you were so right, you'd lose the condescending assh...
You wouldn't be telling a bunch of losers that they're losers. - Sink or Swim 00:05
You wouldn't be telling a bunch of losers that they...
Two things you're cruelly lacking are sympathy and enthusiasm. - Sink or Swim 00:05
Two things you're cruelly lacking are sympathy and enth...
We'd appreciate it if you'd leave the losers alone. - Sink or Swim 00:05
We'd appreciate it if you'd leave the losers alone...
You're a flake, beating yourself up about flunking on your dreams. - Sink or Swim 00:05
You're a flake, beating yourself up about flunking on y...
For a year now, we've shared our lives, talking and training. - Sink or Swim 00:05
For a year now, we've shared our lives, talking and tra...
I know I'm a loser but that's fine by me. - Sink or Swim 00:04
I know I'm a loser but that's fine by me.
Why go lose my last shred of dignity 'cause an angry jerk decrees it? - Sink or Swim 00:05
Why go lose my last shred of dignity 'cause an angry je...