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Why didn't I stab my gut rather than endure your ugliness
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Sink or Swim

Why didn't I stab my gutrather than endure your ugliness my entire life?

Why didn't I stab my gut
rather than endure your ugliness my entire life?

Full Transcript

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Why didn't I stab my gut rather than endure your ugliness
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my entire life?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:41
Uploaded
Jun 20, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A depressed man joins a synchronized swimming team made up of middle aged men.
We are, but we have to own it, find music that's a fit. - Sink or Swim 00:05
We are, but we have to own it, find music that's a fit.
No base means no lifts, no star, no show, no Worlds! - Sink or Swim 00:05
No base means no lifts, no star, no show, no Worlds!
From now on, - Sink or Swim 00:06
From now on,
I'd take my first drink and throw it down the sink. - Sink or Swim 00:05
I'd take my first drink and throw it down the sink.
In this day and age, image is crucial, Laurent. Crucial! - Sink or Swim 00:04
In this day and age, image is crucial, Laurent. Crucial!
I don't give a shit about image. People obsess about it. - Sink or Swim 00:05
I don't give a shit about image. People obsess about it...
On the other hand, it's our modern-day reality. - Sink or Swim 00:04
On the other hand, it's our modern-day reality.
I'd love to screw the system but image is everything. - Sink or Swim 00:04
I'd love to screw the system but image is everything.
After the second, I had nothing left, I started to come up. - Sink or Swim 00:04
After the second, I had nothing left, I started to come up.
He put me in a headlock like that - Sink or Swim 00:06
He put me in a headlock like that
Whenever I heard him come upstairs, - Sink or Swim 00:09
Whenever I heard him come upstairs,
On my third length just now, - Sink or Swim 00:05
On my third length just now,
Which is why I have - Sink or Swim 00:04
Which is why I have
My plan has got every detail down. - Sink or Swim 00:20
My plan has got every detail down.
I tell him about my love life and he makes a fool of me. - Sink or Swim 00:04
I tell him about my love life and he makes a fool of me.
Get to know people before judging them. - Sink or Swim 00:04
Get to know people before judging them.
That bit has made love to countless women. - Sink or Swim 00:04
That bit has made love to countless women.
- Leave your wife to me. - That may not be a good idea. - Sink or Swim 00:04
- Leave your wife to me. - That may not be a good idea.
Badly, but it always has with her, - Sink or Swim 00:05
Badly, but it always has with her,
It's a terrible thing to say, and I shouldn't, but it's the truth. - Sink or Swim 00:05
It's a terrible thing to say, and I shouldn't, but...