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"Sister Act" quotes

Sister Act poster
When a nightclub singer is forced to take refuge from the mob in a convent, she ends up turning the convent choir into a soulful chorus complete with a Motown repertoire, until the sudden celebrity of the choir jeopardizes her identi

Director: Emile Ardolino
Writer: Paul Rudnick
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, family, music
Year: 1992
MetaScore: 51/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $139,605,150
Released: 29 May 1992
Awards: 9 wins & 10 nominations

75 video clips

DeloresMother SuperiorSister Mary LazarusVince LaroccaBiker #2DelorisWillyJoeySister Mary RobertSister Mary PatrickNunLittle DeloresMary LazarusDogChoir NunDet. TateMichelleTina
Bless us O Lord for these thy gifts which we are about to receive - Sister Act 00:34 Bless us O Lord for these thy gifts which we are about to... Hey babe - Sister Act 00:07 Hey babe This turns into a nuns' bar I'm out of here - Sister Act 00:05 This turns into a nuns' bar I'm out of here Goodnight ladies and gentlemen - Sister Act 00:07 Goodnight ladies and gentlemen What is she doing Oh my God She's praying - Sister Act 00:36 What is she doing Oh my God She's praying You have taken a vow of hospitality to all in need - Sister Act 00:09 You have taken a vow of hospitality to all in need This is a sin It's a wicked indulgence - Sister Act 00:07 This is a sin It's a wicked indulgence Girl groups Boogie woogie on the piano What were you thinking - Sister Act 00:35 Girl groups Boogie woogie on the piano What were you... Brace yourself sisters Spread out and look for Mary Clarence - Sister Act 00:11 Brace yourself sisters Spread out and look for Mary Clarence Oh my gosh I'll be so nervous What if I forget the words - Sister Act 00:09 Oh my gosh I'll be so nervous What if I forget the... It's done - Sister Act 00:32 It's done Where are you going I am going to the little nuns' room nosy - Sister Act 00:06 Where are you going I am going to the little nuns' room... Reverend Mother Please I know that you and Mary Clarence didn't always agree - Sister Act 00:12 Reverend Mother Please I know that you and Mary Clarence... Hi Excuse me Sorry - Sister Act 00:07 Hi Excuse me Sorry Yeah you sang a chord for two seconds - Sister Act 00:35 Yeah you sang a chord for two seconds Joey do it - Sister Act 00:29 Joey do it And write the names of all the apostles alphabetically - Sister Act 00:36 And write the names of all the apostles alphabetically I'm gonna kill her I'm gonna kill her myself - Sister Act 00:06 I'm gonna kill her I'm gonna kill her myself Oh no No no no I can't do this I'm sorry - Sister Act 00:32 Oh no No no no I can't do this I'm sorry Okay Wait - Sister Act 00:33 Okay Wait No we're always gonna be together - Sister Act 00:09 No we're always gonna be together Why would anyone kidnap a nun - Sister Act 00:05 Why would anyone kidnap a nun That is not a person you can hide - Sister Act 00:06 That is not a person you can hide She isn't a nun She's a lounge singer Her real name is Deloris Van Cartier - Sister Act 00:20 She isn't a nun She's a lounge singer Her real... They need you A bunch of nuns What for Moral guidance - Sister Act 00:15 They need you A bunch of nuns What for Moral guidance It's beautiful - Sister Act 00:10 It's beautiful Vanity A progressive convent - Sister Act 00:23 Vanity A progressive convent I'd rather sing than do anything It's better than ice cream - Sister Act 00:09 I'd rather sing than do anything It's better than... Deloris Hi - Sister Act 00:12 Deloris Hi Hey hey you looking for me What you doing here - Sister Act 00:31 Hey hey you looking for me What you doing here Nice church huh Yeah it's very nice - Sister Act 00:27 Nice church huh Yeah it's very nice Fine What do we do now Pray What - Sister Act 00:34 Fine What do we do now Pray What As if I could stop you You couldn't - Sister Act 00:11 As if I could stop you You couldn't You still haven't told me what she said - Sister Act 00:21 You still haven't told me what she said And become a real nun when she was there - Sister Act 00:04 And become a real nun when she was there What are you people This stuff is terrible It tastes like sh - Sister Act 00:33 What are you people This stuff is terrible It tastes like sh Deloris Van Cartier - Sister Act 00:36 Deloris Van Cartier Young man take your foot down off that stool - Sister Act 00:04 Young man take your foot down off that stool Wanna dance sister Why You don't have any rhythm - Sister Act 00:06 Wanna dance sister Why You don't have any rhythm I know they're trying to get something on me Ernie - Sister Act 00:16 I know they're trying to get something on me Ernie Don't leave him bald and yowling in despair - Sister Act 00:04 Don't leave him bald and yowling in despair Are you gonna stick me in a bag and bury me Forget it - Sister Act 00:05 Are you gonna stick me in a bag and bury me Forget it What am I gonna do here I'm gonna go crazy here - Sister Act 00:09 What am I gonna do here I'm gonna go crazy here You don't think I see You think I took vows yesterday I know what you're up to - Sister Act 00:07 You don't think I see You think I took vows yesterday I... Well obviously Mr LaRocca feels he can win me back - Sister Act 00:34 Well obviously Mr LaRocca feels he can win me back How can you let them grill me for six hours - Sister Act 00:11 How can you let them grill me for six hours What's gonna happen to the act What do you mean - Sister Act 00:20 What's gonna happen to the act What do you mean I shall ask Monsignor O'Hara and Lieutenant Souther - Sister Act 00:34 I shall ask Monsignor O'Hara and Lieutenant Souther What do you want - Sister Act 00:12 What do you want Hey babe - Sister Act 00:07 Hey babe What is she doing - Sister Act 00:36 What is she doing Girl groups Boogie woogie on the piano - Sister Act 00:52 Girl groups Boogie woogie on the piano It's done Uh not totally - Sister Act 00:32 It's done Uh not totally Joey do it - Sister Act 00:29 Joey do it I'm gonna kill her I'm gonna kill her myself - Sister Act 00:05 I'm gonna kill her I'm gonna kill her myself Rehearsal's this way Sisters Hey Deloris - Sister Act 00:56 Rehearsal's this way Sisters Hey Deloris What are you talking about No we're always gonna be together - Sister Act 00:09 What are you talking about No we're always gonna be... That is not a person you can hide - Sister Act 00:07 That is not a person you can hide There's not a man today - Sister Act 00:16 There's not a man today You can call me anything you want as long as you keep me alive - Sister Act 00:04 You can call me anything you want as long as you keep me... Oh man - Sister Act 00:14 Oh man Fine What do we do now Pray What - Sister Act 00:44 Fine What do we do now Pray What I shall ask Monsignor O'Hara and Lieutenant Souther - Sister Act 01:03 I shall ask Monsignor O'Hara and Lieutenant Souther I What are you doing I thought you - Sister Act 00:05 I What are you doing I thought you

Cast

Deloris - Whoopi Goldberg
Mother Superior - Maggie Smith
Mary Patrick - Kathy Najimy
Mary Robert - Wendy Makkena
Mary Lazarus - Mary Wickes
All Cast