"Sister Act" quotes

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When a nightclub singer is forced to take refuge from the mob in a convent, she ends up turning the convent choir into a soulful chorus complete with a Motown repertoire, until the sudden ce... Read all

Director: Emile Ardolino
Writer: Paul Rudnick
Production: N/A
Year: 1992
MetaScore: 51/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $139,605,150
Released: 29 May 1992
Awards: 9 wins & 10 nominations

98 Clips

What do you want - Sister Act 00:12
What do you want
I shall ask Monsignor O'Hara and Lieutenant Souther - Sister Act 00:34
I shall ask Monsignor O'Hara and Lieutenant Souther
What's gonna happen to the act What do you mean - Sister Act 00:20
What's gonna happen to the act What do you mean
How can you let them grill me for six hours - Sister Act 00:11
How can you let them grill me for six hours
Well obviously Mr LaRocca feels he can win me back - Sister Act 00:34
Well obviously Mr LaRocca feels he can win me back
You don't think I see You think I took vows yesterday I know what you're up to - Sister Act 00:07
You don't think I see You think I took vows yesterday I know...
What am I gonna do here I'm gonna go crazy here - Sister Act 00:09
What am I gonna do here I'm gonna go crazy here
Are you gonna stick me in a bag and bury me Forget it - Sister Act 00:05
Are you gonna stick me in a bag and bury me Forget it
Don't leave him bald and yowling in despair - Sister Act 00:04
Don't leave him bald and yowling in despair
I know they're trying to get something on me Ernie - Sister Act 00:16
I know they're trying to get something on me Ernie
Wanna dance sister Why You don't have any rhythm - Sister Act 00:06
Wanna dance sister Why You don't have any rhythm
Young man take your foot down off that stool - Sister Act 00:04
Young man take your foot down off that stool
Deloris Van Cartier - Sister Act 00:36
Deloris Van Cartier
Look Ms Van Cartier we have agreed to conceal and protect you - Sister Act 00:08
Look Ms Van Cartier we have agreed to conceal and protect...
What are you people This stuff is terrible It tastes like sh - Sister Act 00:33
What are you people This stuff is terrible It tastes like sh
And become a real nun when she was there - Sister Act 00:04
And become a real nun when she was there
Sister Mary Clarence could I have a word with you - Sister Act 00:05
Sister Mary Clarence could I have a word with you
You still haven't told me what she said - Sister Act 00:21
You still haven't told me what she said
As if I could stop you You couldn't - Sister Act 00:11
As if I could stop you You couldn't
Fine What do we do now Pray What - Sister Act 00:34
Fine What do we do now Pray What
Nice church huh Yeah it's very nice - Sister Act 00:27
Nice church huh Yeah it's very nice
Hey hey you looking for me What you doing here - Sister Act 00:31
Hey hey you looking for me What you doing here
Deloris Hi - Sister Act 00:12
Deloris Hi
I'd rather sing than do anything It's better than ice cream - Sister Act 00:09
I'd rather sing than do anything It's better than ice cream
Vanity A progressive convent - Sister Act 00:23
Vanity A progressive convent
It's beautiful - Sister Act 00:10
It's beautiful
They need you A bunch of nuns What for Moral guidance - Sister Act 00:15
They need you A bunch of nuns What for Moral guidance
She isn't a nun She's a lounge singer Her real name is Deloris Van Cartier - Sister Act 00:20
She isn't a nun She's a lounge singer Her real name is...
That is not a person you can hide - Sister Act 00:06
That is not a person you can hide
Why would anyone kidnap a nun - Sister Act 00:05
Why would anyone kidnap a nun
No we're always gonna be together - Sister Act 00:09
No we're always gonna be together
Okay Wait - Sister Act 00:33
Okay Wait
Oh no No no no I can't do this I'm sorry - Sister Act 00:32
Oh no No no no I can't do this I'm sorry
I'm gonna kill her I'm gonna kill her myself - Sister Act 00:06
I'm gonna kill her I'm gonna kill her myself
And write the names of all the apostles alphabetically - Sister Act 00:36
And write the names of all the apostles alphabetically
Joey do it - Sister Act 00:29
Joey do it
Yeah you sang a chord for two seconds - Sister Act 00:35
Yeah you sang a chord for two seconds
Hi Excuse me Sorry - Sister Act 00:07
Hi Excuse me Sorry
Reverend Mother Please I know that you and Mary Clarence didn't always agree - Sister Act 00:12
Reverend Mother Please I know that you and Mary Clarence...
Where are you going I am going to the little nuns' room nosy - Sister Act 00:06
Where are you going I am going to the little nuns' room nosy
It's done - Sister Act 00:32
It's done
Oh my gosh I'll be so nervous What if I forget the words - Sister Act 00:09
Oh my gosh I'll be so nervous What if I forget the words
Brace yourself sisters Spread out and look for Mary Clarence - Sister Act 00:11
Brace yourself sisters Spread out and look for Mary Clarence
Girl groups Boogie woogie on the piano What were you thinking - Sister Act 00:35
Girl groups Boogie woogie on the piano What were you...
This is a sin It's a wicked indulgence - Sister Act 00:07
This is a sin It's a wicked indulgence
You have taken a vow of hospitality to all in need - Sister Act 00:09
You have taken a vow of hospitality to all in need
What is she doing Oh my God She's praying - Sister Act 00:36
What is she doing Oh my God She's praying
Goodnight ladies and gentlemen - Sister Act 00:07
Goodnight ladies and gentlemen
This turns into a nuns' bar I'm out of here - Sister Act 00:05
This turns into a nuns' bar I'm out of here
Hey babe - Sister Act 00:07
Hey babe
Bless us O Lord for these thy gifts which we are about to receive - Sister Act 00:34
Bless us O Lord for these thy gifts which we are about to...
It's his wife's coat - Sister Act 01:42
It's his wife's coat
It's beautiful - Sister Act 00:15
It's beautiful
It's a wicked indulgence - Sister Act 00:19
It's a wicked indulgence
I'm gonna kill her - Sister Act 00:16
I'm gonna kill her
I know they're trying to get something on me - Sister Act 00:45
I know they're trying to get something on me
I fear I am a relic - Sister Act 00:18
I fear I am a relic
You're Vince LaRocca's girlfriend - Sister Act 01:20
You're Vince LaRocca's girlfriend
You took a vow of hospitality for all in need - Sister Act 00:16
You took a vow of hospitality for all in need
You still haven't told me what she said - Sister Act 00:46
You still haven't told me what she said
I can't do this - Sister Act 02:24
I can't do this
How can you let them grill me there for six hours - Sister Act 00:44
How can you let them grill me there for six hours
Has anyone seen a nun - Sister Act 00:15
Has anyone seen a nun
For these Thy gifts which we are about to receive - Sister Act 01:03
For these Thy gifts which we are about to receive
Don't leave him bald and yowling in despair - Sister Act 00:16
Don't leave him bald and yowling in despair
Can I call you Dolores - Sister Act 00:24
Can I call you Dolores
Boogie woogie on the piano - Sister Act 02:08
Boogie woogie on the piano
Are you looking for me - Sister Act 01:37
Are you looking for me
A progressive convent - Sister Act 00:51
A progressive convent
A bunch of nuns - Sister Act 00:42
A bunch of nuns
You don't think I see - Sister Act 00:18
You don't think I see
You don't have any rhythm - Sister Act 00:12
You don't have any rhythm
Why would anyone kidnap a nun - Sister Act 00:17
Why would anyone kidnap a nun
Who can name all the apostles - Sister Act 01:18
Who can name all the apostles
Where are you going - Sister Act 00:18
Where are you going
What's gonna happen to the act - Sister Act 01:21
What's gonna happen to the act
What is she doin' - Sister Act 01:01
What is she doin'
What if I forget the words - Sister Act 00:19
What if I forget the words
What do you mean - Sister Act 00:56
What do you mean
What are you people - Sister Act 01:55
What are you people
What are you gonna do - Sister Act 00:17
What are you gonna do
What am I gonna do here - Sister Act 00:32
What am I gonna do here
What am I gonna be - Sister Act 01:15
What am I gonna be
We actually sang a chord - Sister Act 01:57
We actually sang a chord
Vince knows you're here - Sister Act 00:38
Vince knows you're here
This turns into a nun's bar - Sister Act 00:13
This turns into a nun's bar
This is better than ice cream - Sister Act 00:34
This is better than ice cream
That's what Diana Ross said - Sister Act 00:18
That's what Diana Ross said
That's a powerful instrument you have there - Sister Act 03:00
That's a powerful instrument you have there
That is not a person you can hide - Sister Act 00:24
That is not a person you can hide
Take your foot down off of that stool - Sister Act 00:15
Take your foot down off of that stool
Spread out and look for Mary Clarence - Sister Act 00:18
Spread out and look for Mary Clarence
What do we do now - Sister Act 01:31
What do we do now
She's still a nun - Sister Act 00:45
She's still a nun
She wasn't a nun - Sister Act 00:47
She wasn't a nun
Reverend Mother - Sister Act 00:36
Reverend Mother
Don't send me away - Sister Act 01:58
Don't send me away
Ladies and gentlemen - Sister Act 00:22
Ladies and gentlemen

Cast

Deloris - Whoopi Goldberg
Mother Superior - Maggie Smith
Mary Patrick - Kathy Najimy
Mary Robert - Wendy Makkena
Mary Lazarus - Mary Wickes
Vince LaRocca - Harvey Keitel
Eddie Souther - Bill Nunn
Choir Nun - Carmen Zapata
Choir Nun - Pat Crawford Brown
Choir Nun - Georgia Creighton
Choir Nun - Susan Johnson
Choir Nun - Ruth Kobart
Choir Nun - Susan Browning
Choir Nun - Sheri Izzard
Choir Nun - Edith Diaz
Choir Nun - Beth Fowler
Sister Alma - Rose Parenti
Bishop O'Hara - Joseph Maher
Clarkson - Jim Beaver
Michelle - Jenifer Lewis
Lewanda - A.J. Johnson
Teenage Girl #1 - Desreta Jackson
Teenage Girl #2 - Zatella Beatty
Teenage Girl #3 - Skye Bassett
Immaculata - Lois De Banzie
Little Deloris - Isis Carmen Jones
Henry Parker - Joseph G. Medalis
Larry Merrick - Michael Durrell
News Reporter - Robert Jimenez
Connie LaRocca - Toni Kalem
Croupier - David Boyce
Gambler (as Timothy J. Pedegana) - Tim Pedegana
Salesman - Terry Wills
Bartender (as David M. Parker) - David Parker
Waiter - Nicky Katt
Biker #1 - Mike Jolly
Biker #2 - Jeremy Roberts
The Pope - Eugene Greytak
Dog - Al Finney
(unconfirmed) - Jeanne Basone
Det. Tate - Guy Boyd
Student - Aric Cushing
Casino player - Jacquelyn Twodat Jackson
Parishioner - Mário Lara
Bar Patron - Gary Rodriguez
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