"Sisters" quotes

00:10 Why don't you drive yourself to fucking Petco and find a... 00:04 We don't have to take off our shoes there 00:07 Good job Now I put it in your head sorry 00:03 Fuck the Geernts 00:12 I wish being gay was a choice because I always did like that... 00:08 Kelly Your profile pic is a low fat Mexican casserole 00:16 I'm so sorry that you couldn't get laid for the five... 00:08 My apologies I was worried you were having a party but I see... 00:06 What would possess a person to paint stained wood blue 00:06 We did it you guys 00:07 No I don't need lotion in there 00:08 I never met a Brayla before 00:18 Okay guys can you guess who I am Ready 00:05 No I don't wear thongs I have a very fussy taint 00:06 There's a drunk blind guy swinging a gun around 00:05 I am not a hothead I am brassy 00:23 Are you serious Because I am straight up baffled 00:05 How can one person have two colonoscopy stories 00:10 We are on the way to a shelter to give people this party... 00:04 I can feel my hair growing 00:07 Would you borrow me your bathroom 00:04 What fresh fuckery is that 00:15 Hey I'm sorry Hold on one second Hold on one second 00:05 Winter is coming bitches 00:05 I am not going in to work tomorrow TSA can kiss my ass 00:03 So I've been thinking 00:06 Did we just cock block our parents 00:07 Everyone say a non denominational silent prayer to... 00:08 Well a house is just a building 00:06 What kind of last name is Geernt 00:05 Hey you can't start with Mony Mony 00:07 Dear diary tonight we had a party that turned into a foam... 00:04 You are so full of shit that I'm gonna buy you Pull Ups 00:05 Is it past the tutu 00:47 We are looking for To buy drugs 00:05 Do you have kids 00:06 God We need like a little less Forever 21 and a little more... 00:10 Hey Lollapazuzu I'm partying now 00:04 See if it fits See if it fits