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Two disconnected sisters are summoned to clean out their childhood bedrooms before their parents sell their family home.

Director: Jason Moore
Writer: Paula Pell
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2015
MetaScore: 58/100
ImdbRating: 6.0
BoxOffice: $87,044,645
Released: 18 Dec 2015
Awards: 4 nominations
See if it fits See if it fits - Sisters 00:04 See if it fits See if it fits Hey Lollapazuzu I'm partying now - Sisters 00:10 Hey Lollapazuzu I'm partying now God We need like a little less Forever 21 and a little more Suddenly 42 - Sisters 00:06 God We need like a little less Forever 21 and a little more... Do you have kids - Sisters 00:05 Do you have kids We are looking for To buy drugs - Sisters 00:47 We are looking for To buy drugs Is it past the tutu - Sisters 00:05 Is it past the tutu You are so full of shit that I'm gonna buy you Pull Ups - Sisters 00:04 You are so full of shit that I'm gonna buy you Pull Ups Dear diary tonight we had a party that turned into a foam orgy - Sisters 00:07 Dear diary tonight we had a party that turned into a foam... Hey you can't start with Mony Mony - Sisters 00:05 Hey you can't start with Mony Mony What kind of last name is Geernt - Sisters 00:06 What kind of last name is Geernt Well a house is just a building - Sisters 00:08 Well a house is just a building Everyone say a non denominational silent prayer to themselves please - Sisters 00:07 Everyone say a non denominational silent prayer to... Did we just cock block our parents - Sisters 00:06 Did we just cock block our parents So I've been thinking - Sisters 00:03 So I've been thinking I am not going in to work tomorrow TSA can kiss my ass - Sisters 00:05 I am not going in to work tomorrow TSA can kiss my ass Winter is coming bitches - Sisters 00:05 Winter is coming bitches Hey I'm sorry Hold on one second Hold on one second - Sisters 00:15 Hey I'm sorry Hold on one second Hold on one second What fresh fuckery is that - Sisters 00:04 What fresh fuckery is that Would you borrow me your bathroom - Sisters 00:07 Would you borrow me your bathroom I can feel my hair growing - Sisters 00:04 I can feel my hair growing We are on the way to a shelter to give people this party food - Sisters 00:10 We are on the way to a shelter to give people this party... How can one person have two colonoscopy stories - Sisters 00:05 How can one person have two colonoscopy stories Are you serious Because I am straight up baffled - Sisters 00:23 Are you serious Because I am straight up baffled I am not a hothead I am brassy - Sisters 00:05 I am not a hothead I am brassy There's a drunk blind guy swinging a gun around - Sisters 00:06 There's a drunk blind guy swinging a gun around No I don't wear thongs I have a very fussy taint - Sisters 00:05 No I don't wear thongs I have a very fussy taint Okay guys can you guess who I am Ready - Sisters 00:18 Okay guys can you guess who I am Ready I never met a Brayla before - Sisters 00:08 I never met a Brayla before No I don't need lotion in there - Sisters 00:07 No I don't need lotion in there We did it you guys - Sisters 00:06 We did it you guys What would possess a person to paint stained wood blue - Sisters 00:06 What would possess a person to paint stained wood blue My apologies I was worried you were having a party but I see now - Sisters 00:08 My apologies I was worried you were having a party but I see... I'm so sorry that you couldn't get laid for the five millionth time in your life - Sisters 00:16 I'm so sorry that you couldn't get laid for the... Kelly Your profile pic is a low fat Mexican casserole - Sisters 00:08 Kelly Your profile pic is a low fat Mexican casserole I wish being gay was a choice because I always did like that shorts and boots look - Sisters 00:12 I wish being gay was a choice because I always did like that... Fuck the Geernts - Sisters 00:03 Fuck the Geernts Good job Now I put it in your head sorry - Sisters 00:07 Good job Now I put it in your head sorry We don't have to take off our shoes there - Sisters 00:04 We don't have to take off our shoes there Why don't you drive yourself to fucking Petco and find a fucking husband - Sisters 00:10 Why don't you drive yourself to fucking Petco and find...

Cast

Maura Ellis - Amy Poehler
Kate Ellis - Tina Fey
Brinda - Maya Rudolph
Bucky Ellis - James Brolin