Sisters quotes

Two sisters decide to throw one last house party before their parents sell their family home.

Director: Jason Moore

Writer: Paula Pell

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy

Year: 2015

MetaScore: 58/100

ImdbRating: 6.0

BoxOffice: $87,044,645

Released: 18 Dec 2015

Awards: 4 nominations

40 Clips & Quotes

00:10

Why don't you drive yourself to fucking Petco and find a...

00:04

We don't have to take off our shoes there

00:16

I'm so sorry that you couldn't get laid for the five...

00:08

Good job Now I put it in your head sorry

00:03

Fuck the Geernts

00:04

See if it fits See if it fits

00:05

I am an actual mom I got this

00:12

I wish being gay was a choice because I always did like that...

00:08

Kelly Your profile pic is a low fat Mexican casserole

00:08

My apologies I was worried you were having a party but I see...

00:06

What would possess a person to paint stained wood blue

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We did it you guys

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No I don't need lotion in there

00:08

I never met a Brayla before

00:18

Okay guys can you guess who I am Ready

00:05

No I don't wear thongs I have a very fussy taint

00:06

There's a drunk blind guy swinging a gun around

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I am not a hothead I am brassy

00:23

Are you serious Because I am straight up baffled

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How can one person have two colonoscopy stories

00:10

We are on the way to a shelter to give people this party...

00:04

I can feel my hair growing

00:05

Winter is coming bitches

00:06

Would you borrow me your bathroom

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What fresh fuckery is that

00:03

So I've been thinking

00:15

Hey I'm sorry Hold on one second Hold on one second

00:07

Everyone say a non denominational silent prayer to...

00:05

I am not going in to work tomorrow TSA can kiss my ass

00:06

Did we just cock block our parents

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Well a house is just a building

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What kind of last name is Geernt

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Hey you can't start with Mony Mony

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Dear diary tonight we had a party that turned into a foam...

00:05

You are so full of shit that I'm gonna buy you Pull Ups

00:05

Is it past the tutu

00:37

We are looking for To buy drugs

00:05

Do you have kids

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God We need like a little less Forever 21 and a little more...

00:10

Hey Lollapazuzu I'm partying now

Cast

Maura Ellis - Amy Poehler

Kate Ellis - Tina Fey

Brinda - Maya Rudolph

James - Ike Barinholtz

Bucky Ellis - James Brolin

Deana Ellis - Dianne Wiest

Pazuzu - John Cena

Dave - John Leguizamo

Alex - Bobby Moynihan

Hae-Won - Greta Lee

Haley - Madison Davenport

Kelly - Rachel Dratch

Mr. Geernt - Santino Fontana

Mrs. Geernt - Britt Lower

Liz - Samantha Bee

Rob - Matt Oberg

Sam - Kate McKinnon

Cray - Colleen Werthmann

Dan - Jon Glaser

Kim - Renée Elise Goldsberry

Construction Worker - Ben Sinclair

Store Manager - Lisa Altomare

Phil - Chris Parnell

Dana - Paula Pell

Maura's Patient - Tom Morrissey

Airport Bartender - Daniel Breaker

Patrick Campbell - Dan Byrd

Nail Salon Owner - Darren Lee

Brayla - Emily Tarver

Joel Barme - John Lutz

Jolene Barme - Sue Galloway

Pet Activist at Party - Jennifer Simard

Jerry - Brian d'Arcy James

DJ - Jackie Tohn

Jean - Ann Harada

Denny - Heather Matarazzo

Officer Harris - Adrian Martinez

Handsome Butch - Michelle Lawler

Officer Higgins - Scott Drummond

Hae-Won's Hottie - Olive Hui

Hae-Won's Hottie - Crystal Chau

Hae-Won's Hottie - Vera Lam

Hae-Won's Hottie - Hye Jin Jang

Hae-Won's Hottie - Meg Carriero

Bolos Softball Team - Farrah Krenek

Bolos Softball Team - Aixa Kendrick

Bolos Softball Team - Katrina Yaukey

Bolos Softball Team - Onika Day

Bolos Softball Team - Roxy Tarr

Bolos Softball Team - Sara Meyer

Party Dancer - Kenny Bermudez

Party Dancer - Pedro Morillo Jr.

Party Dancer - Jordan Washington

Party Dancer - Jordan Rafko

Party Dancer - Kenna Morris Garcia

Party Dancer - Alexandra Licitra

Party Dancer - Adam Insogna

Party Dancer - Jim Ng

Airport Passenger - Emilie Alpert

Customer - Simay Argento

Shampooed Lady - Leila J. Babson

Party Guest - Sandee Bengel

Party Guest - Brett Berg

Party Guest - Michael Bertrando

Airport Traveler - Raymond Brenkert

Party Guest - Candice T. Cain

Young Maura Ellis Age 10 - Christa Beth Campbell

Blue Guy - Eric J Carlson

Brayla's Boyfriend - Giovanni Celentano

Party Girl - Esther K. Chae

Party Guest - Megan Chipperfield

Young Maura - Age 6 - Mia Ciccarelle

Drunk Friend - Angela Cohen

Party Guest - Monique Coppola

Nail Salon Worker - Marmee Regine Cosico

Young Kate Age 12 - Samantha Blaire Cutler

Pizza Guy - Andre De Leon

Airport Traveler - Scott Eliasoph

Party Guest - Eduardo J. Escobar

Party Guest - David Wayne Fox

Party Guest - Amanda Goodman

Old Highschool Friend - Michael Simon Hall

Airport Traveler with Luggage - Regina Hardy

Salon Client - Laura Hart

Party Guest - Ryan Hoffman

Flight Attendant - Ashley James

Party Guest - Joseph Anthony Jerez

Dave's Friend - Scott Kluge

Party Guest - Roy Koshy

Party Guest - Kenneth Maharaj

Party Guest - Nicolas Marti

Party Guest - Scott Martin

Big Lots Cashier - Katt Masterson

Pool Lady - Doris McCarthy

Airport Traveler - Tiffany Meier

Party Guest - Vanessa Morales

Featured - Chase Murray

The Groundskeeper - Paul Nielsen

Party Guest - Ashley North

Party Guest - Kelsey O'Brien

Airport Traveler - Jonathan O'Reilly

Airport Traveler - Alex Parada

Party Guest - Chavez Ravine

Softball Player - Kara Rosella

Party Guest - Meg Scanlon

Pool Lady - Nancy Ellen Shore

Party Guest - April Szykeruk

Young Woman on Plane - Julia Tokarz

Young Kate - Age 8 - Kristen Vincent

Airport Traveler - Bill Walters

Jane's Prom Date - Cris Williams

Party Goer - Kelly P. Williams

Charming Swim Dude - Leonard Zimmerman