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Two sisters decide to throw one last house party before their parents sell their family home.

Director: Jason Moore
Writer: Paula Pell
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2015
MetaScore: 58/100
ImdbRating: 6.0
BoxOffice: $87,044,645
Released: 18 Dec 2015
Awards: 4 nominations

40 Clips & Quotes

Why don't you drive yourself to fucking Petco and find a fucking husband - Sisters 00:10
Why don't you drive yourself to fucking Petco and find a...
We don't have to take off our shoes there - Sisters 00:04
We don't have to take off our shoes there
I'm so sorry that you couldn't get laid for the five millionth time in your life - Sisters 00:16
I'm so sorry that you couldn't get laid for the five...
Good job Now I put it in your head sorry - Sisters 00:08
Good job Now I put it in your head sorry
Fuck the Geernts - Sisters 00:03
Fuck the Geernts
See if it fits See if it fits - Sisters 00:04
See if it fits See if it fits
I am an actual mom I got this - Sisters 00:05
I am an actual mom I got this
I wish being gay was a choice because I always did like that shorts and boots look - Sisters 00:12
I wish being gay was a choice because I always did like that...
Kelly Your profile pic is a low fat Mexican casserole - Sisters 00:08
Kelly Your profile pic is a low fat Mexican casserole
My apologies I was worried you were having a party but I see now - Sisters 00:08
My apologies I was worried you were having a party but I see...
What would possess a person to paint stained wood blue - Sisters 00:06
What would possess a person to paint stained wood blue
We did it you guys - Sisters 00:06
We did it you guys
No I don't need lotion in there - Sisters 00:07
No I don't need lotion in there
I never met a Brayla before - Sisters 00:08
I never met a Brayla before
Okay guys can you guess who I am Ready - Sisters 00:18
Okay guys can you guess who I am Ready
No I don't wear thongs I have a very fussy taint - Sisters 00:05
No I don't wear thongs I have a very fussy taint
There's a drunk blind guy swinging a gun around - Sisters 00:06
There's a drunk blind guy swinging a gun around
I am not a hothead I am brassy - Sisters 00:05
I am not a hothead I am brassy
Are you serious Because I am straight up baffled - Sisters 00:23
Are you serious Because I am straight up baffled
How can one person have two colonoscopy stories - Sisters 00:05
How can one person have two colonoscopy stories
We are on the way to a shelter to give people this party food - Sisters 00:10
We are on the way to a shelter to give people this party...
I can feel my hair growing - Sisters 00:04
I can feel my hair growing
Winter is coming bitches - Sisters 00:05
Winter is coming bitches
Would you borrow me your bathroom - Sisters 00:06
Would you borrow me your bathroom
What fresh fuckery is that - Sisters 00:04
What fresh fuckery is that
So I've been thinking - Sisters 00:03
So I've been thinking
Hey I'm sorry Hold on one second Hold on one second - Sisters 00:15
Hey I'm sorry Hold on one second Hold on one second
Everyone say a non denominational silent prayer to themselves please - Sisters 00:07
Everyone say a non denominational silent prayer to...
I am not going in to work tomorrow TSA can kiss my ass - Sisters 00:05
I am not going in to work tomorrow TSA can kiss my ass
Did we just cock block our parents - Sisters 00:06
Did we just cock block our parents
Well a house is just a building - Sisters 00:08
Well a house is just a building
What kind of last name is Geernt - Sisters 00:06
What kind of last name is Geernt
Hey you can't start with Mony Mony - Sisters 00:05
Hey you can't start with Mony Mony
Dear diary tonight we had a party that turned into a foam orgy - Sisters 00:07
Dear diary tonight we had a party that turned into a foam...
You are so full of shit that I'm gonna buy you Pull Ups - Sisters 00:05
You are so full of shit that I'm gonna buy you Pull Ups
Is it past the tutu - Sisters 00:05
Is it past the tutu
We are looking for To buy drugs - Sisters 00:37
We are looking for To buy drugs
Do you have kids - Sisters 00:05
Do you have kids
God We need like a little less Forever 21 and a little more Suddenly 42 - Sisters 00:06
God We need like a little less Forever 21 and a little more...
Hey Lollapazuzu I'm partying now - Sisters 00:10
Hey Lollapazuzu I'm partying now

Cast

Maura Ellis - Amy Poehler
Kate Ellis - Tina Fey
Brinda - Maya Rudolph
Bucky Ellis - James Brolin
Deana Ellis - Dianne Wiest
Pazuzu - John Cena
Hae-Won - Greta Lee
Mr. Geernt - Santino Fontana
Mrs. Geernt - Britt Lower
Construction Worker - Ben Sinclair
Store Manager - Lisa Altomare
Dana - Paula Pell
Maura's Patient - Tom Morrissey
Airport Bartender - Daniel Breaker
Patrick Campbell - Dan Byrd
Nail Salon Owner - Darren Lee
Brayla - Emily Tarver
Joel Barme - John Lutz
Jolene Barme - Sue Galloway
Pet Activist at Party - Jennifer Simard
Jean - Ann Harada
Officer Harris - Adrian Martinez
Handsome Butch - Michelle Lawler
Officer Higgins - Scott Drummond
Hae-Won's Hottie - Olive Hui
Hae-Won's Hottie - Crystal Chau
Hae-Won's Hottie - Vera Lam
Hae-Won's Hottie - Hye Jin Jang
Hae-Won's Hottie - Meg Carriero
Bolos Softball Team - Farrah Krenek
Bolos Softball Team - Aixa Kendrick
Bolos Softball Team - Katrina Yaukey
Bolos Softball Team - Onika Day
Bolos Softball Team - Roxy Tarr
Bolos Softball Team - Sara Meyer
Party Dancer - Kenny Bermudez
Party Dancer - Pedro Morillo Jr.
Party Dancer - Jordan Washington
Party Dancer - Jordan Rafko
Party Dancer - Kenna Morris Garcia
Party Dancer - Alexandra Licitra
Party Dancer - Adam Insogna
Party Dancer - Jim Ng
Airport Passenger - Emilie Alpert
Customer - Simay Argento
Shampooed Lady - Leila J. Babson
Party Guest - Sandee Bengel
Party Guest - Brett Berg
Party Guest - Michael Bertrando
Airport Traveler - Raymond Brenkert
Party Guest - Candice T. Cain
Young Maura Ellis Age 10 - Christa Beth Campbell
Blue Guy - Eric J Carlson
Brayla's Boyfriend - Giovanni Celentano
Party Girl - Esther K. Chae
Party Guest - Megan Chipperfield
Young Maura - Age 6 - Mia Ciccarelle
Drunk Friend - Angela Cohen
Party Guest - Monique Coppola
Nail Salon Worker - Marmee Regine Cosico
Young Kate Age 12 - Samantha Blaire Cutler
Pizza Guy - Andre De Leon
Airport Traveler - Scott Eliasoph
Party Guest - Eduardo J. Escobar
Party Guest - David Wayne Fox
Party Guest - Amanda Goodman
Old Highschool Friend - Michael Simon Hall
Airport Traveler with Luggage - Regina Hardy
Salon Client - Laura Hart
Party Guest - Ryan Hoffman
Flight Attendant - Ashley James
Party Guest - Joseph Anthony Jerez
Dave's Friend - Scott Kluge
Party Guest - Roy Koshy
Party Guest - Kenneth Maharaj
Party Guest - Nicolas Marti
Party Guest - Scott Martin
Big Lots Cashier - Katt Masterson
Pool Lady - Doris McCarthy
Airport Traveler - Tiffany Meier
Party Guest - Vanessa Morales
Featured - Chase Murray
The Groundskeeper - Paul Nielsen
Party Guest - Ashley North
Party Guest - Kelsey O'Brien
Airport Traveler - Jonathan O'Reilly
Airport Traveler - Alex Parada
Party Guest - Chavez Ravine
Softball Player - Kara Rosella
Party Guest - Meg Scanlon
Pool Lady - Nancy Ellen Shore
Party Guest - April Szykeruk
Young Woman on Plane - Julia Tokarz
Young Kate - Age 8 - Kristen Vincent
Airport Traveler - Bill Walters
Jane's Prom Date - Cris Williams
Party Goer - Kelly P. Williams
Charming Swim Dude - Leonard Zimmerman