Married! Jeez!
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[Jake rings doorbell at Samantha's house] Long Duk Dong:
OK. I'm comin'. [opens closet door] Long Duk Dong:
Hello? Jeez, this place is so confusing. OK. [opens front door, screams, and shuts door] Long Duk Dong:
Go away! I call F.B.I.! I call police! Go away! Jake:
Open the door. Long Duk Dong:
No way, Jose! Jake:
Open the door. Long Duk Dong:
You beat up my face. Jake:
You grabbed my nuts. Long Duk Dong:
[looks through frosted glass on door]
That you? Jake:
Yeah, that me. Long Duk Dong:
[opens door]
Oh, so sorry! I thought you my new--new-style American girlfriend. Jake:
Forget it, man. Just get Samantha, all right? Long Duk Dong:
She not here. Jake:
Don't jerk me around, man. Where is she? Long Duk Dong:
She got Married. Jake:
What? Long Duk Dong:
She at the church. She getting married to oily bohunk. Jake:
Married? Long Duk Dong:
Married. Jake:
Married? Long Duk Dong:
Yeah. Married [closes door] Jake:
[turns around, under breath to himself]
Married? Long Duk Dong:
Married! Jeez!
OK. I'm comin'. [opens closet door] Long Duk Dong:
Hello? Jeez, this place is so confusing. OK. [opens front door, screams, and shuts door] Long Duk Dong:
Go away! I call F.B.I.! I call police! Go away! Jake:
Open the door. Long Duk Dong:
No way, Jose! Jake:
Open the door. Long Duk Dong:
You beat up my face. Jake:
You grabbed my nuts. Long Duk Dong:
[looks through frosted glass on door]
That you? Jake:
Yeah, that me. Long Duk Dong:
[opens door]
Oh, so sorry! I thought you my new--new-style American girlfriend. Jake:
Forget it, man. Just get Samantha, all right? Long Duk Dong:
She not here. Jake:
Don't jerk me around, man. Where is she? Long Duk Dong:
She got Married. Jake:
What? Long Duk Dong:
She at the church. She getting married to oily bohunk. Jake:
Married? Long Duk Dong:
Married. Jake:
Married? Long Duk Dong:
Yeah. Married [closes door] Jake:
[turns around, under breath to himself]
Married? Long Duk Dong:
Married! Jeez!
Full Transcript
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OK I'm coming
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Hello Geez this place is so confusing
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OK
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Go away I call FIB I call police
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Go away Open the door
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No way Jose Open the door
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You beat up my face
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You grabbed my nuts
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Was that you Yeah That me
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Oh I'm so sorry
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I thought you my new new style American girlfriend
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Forget it man Just get Samantha all right She not here
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Don't jerk me around man Where is she She got married
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What She at the church
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She getting married to oily bohunk
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Married Married
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Married Yeah Married
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Movie Summary
A girl's "sweet" sixteenth birthday becomes anything but special, as she suffers from every embarrassment possible.
Actors
Long Duk Dong
Jake
