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Jake:
You better not be dickin' me around. It'd be a major downer to try and get together with this girl and find out that she really does think I'm a slime. The Geek:
Jake, would I dick you? Let me put it to you this way, what happens to me if I dick you? Jake:
I'll kick your ass. The Geek:
Right! So why would I lie? But I feel compelled to mention to you, Jake, I mean, if all you want of the girl is a piece of ass, I mean, I'll either do it myself, or get someone bigger than me, to kick your ass. I mean, not many girls in contemporary American society today, would give their underwear to help a geek like me. Jake:
I can get a piece of ass anytime I want. Shit, I've got Caroline in the bedroom right now, passed out cold. I could violate her ten different ways if I wanted to. The Geek:
[almost chokes on a pretzel]
What are you waiting for? Jake:
I don't know. She's beautiful, and she's built and all that. [sighs] Jake:
I'm just not interested anymore. The Geek:
Does that really matter, guy? Jake:
Yeah, it matters. She's totally insensitive. Look what she did to my house. She doesn't know shit about love. Only thing she cares about is partying. I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho? [Spits] The Geek:
That's beautiful, Jake. I think a ton of guys feel the same way as you do. Jake:
Really? The Geek:
Yeah. It's just they don't... They don't have the balls to admit it. You know? They're just... They're wimps
You better not be dickin' me around. It'd be a major downer to try and get together with this girl and find out that she really does think I'm a slime. The Geek:
Jake, would I dick you? Let me put it to you this way, what happens to me if I dick you? Jake:
I'll kick your ass. The Geek:
Right! So why would I lie? But I feel compelled to mention to you, Jake, I mean, if all you want of the girl is a piece of ass, I mean, I'll either do it myself, or get someone bigger than me, to kick your ass. I mean, not many girls in contemporary American society today, would give their underwear to help a geek like me. Jake:
I can get a piece of ass anytime I want. Shit, I've got Caroline in the bedroom right now, passed out cold. I could violate her ten different ways if I wanted to. The Geek:
[almost chokes on a pretzel]
What are you waiting for? Jake:
I don't know. She's beautiful, and she's built and all that. [sighs] Jake:
I'm just not interested anymore. The Geek:
Does that really matter, guy? Jake:
Yeah, it matters. She's totally insensitive. Look what she did to my house. She doesn't know shit about love. Only thing she cares about is partying. I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho? [Spits] The Geek:
That's beautiful, Jake. I think a ton of guys feel the same way as you do. Jake:
Really? The Geek:
Yeah. It's just they don't... They don't have the balls to admit it. You know? They're just... They're wimps
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Movie Summary
A girl's "sweet" sixteenth birthday becomes anything but special, as she suffers from every embarrassment possible.
