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Prisoner Question Machine:
Please an-swer yes or no: Do you have a-ny chil-dren? [the men press their buttons, but the Professor looks puzzled] Prisoner Question Machine:
Someone hasn't pressed his but-ton! Someone hasn't pressed his but-ton! A Prison Guard:
What's the idea here, buddy? Fred (The Professor):
These machines are silly! A Prison Guard:
What's the big deal? You just press "yes" or "no". Fred (The Professor):
Yes, but suppose my answer is "maybe"
Please an-swer yes or no: Do you have a-ny chil-dren? [the men press their buttons, but the Professor looks puzzled] Prisoner Question Machine:
Someone hasn't pressed his but-ton! Someone hasn't pressed his but-ton! A Prison Guard:
What's the idea here, buddy? Fred (The Professor):
These machines are silly! A Prison Guard:
What's the big deal? You just press "yes" or "no". Fred (The Professor):
Yes, but suppose my answer is "maybe"
Full Transcript
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Begin One Do you have any need of a doctor
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Two Is your next of kin fully aware of your whereabouts
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Three Do you have one or more children
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Someone hasn't pressed his buttons
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Hey what's the matter Those machines are silly
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Look you just press yes or no
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But suppose my answer is maybe
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Movie Summary
Infamous psychedelic all-star comedy about ex-gangster Tony Banks, who's called out of retirement by mob kingpin God to carry out a hit on fellow mobster "Blue Chips" Packard. When Banks demurs, God kidnaps his daughter Darlene on...
Actors
A Prison Guard
Fred (the Professor)
