"Slackers" quotes

Slackers poster
When geeky Ethan discovers three fellow students scamming the examination system, he blackmails them to win over the college's most popular girl.

Director: Dewey Nicks
Writer: David H. Steinberg
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 12/100
ImdbRating: 5.4
BoxOffice: $5,285,941
Released: 01 Feb 2002
Awards: N/A

39 Clips

Hey new wave boy Don't you see - Slackers 00:08
Hey new wave boy Don't you see
To my little locked room - Slackers 00:06
To my little locked room
I love to suck cock And I arrange flowers too - Slackers 00:05
I love to suck cock And I arrange flowers too
You know my policy You gotta show the boobs and work the ass - Slackers 00:10
You know my policy You gotta show the boobs and work the ass
Oh one two three four hard nipples Nope - Slackers 00:05
Oh one two three four hard nipples Nope
Dave come on - Slackers 00:03
Dave come on
Unfortunately my friend fate - Slackers 00:34
Unfortunately my friend fate
He's in my seat though Exactly - Slackers 00:08
He's in my seat though Exactly
Good Thank you Eyes on my own paper - Slackers 00:08
Good Thank you Eyes on my own paper
This is his first day The dirty old whore told me to do it - Slackers 00:05
This is his first day The dirty old whore told me to do it
I 'm a commercial airline pilot - Slackers 00:31
I 'm a commercial airline pilot
I'm pretty sure I'm in the wrong class - Slackers 00:10
I'm pretty sure I'm in the wrong class
Hey I was in Desert Storm mister God it hurts - Slackers 00:06
Hey I was in Desert Storm mister God it hurts
What the heck is going on Professor Markoe thank God - Slackers 00:14
What the heck is going on Professor Markoe thank God
Here you go Ethan what is this - Slackers 00:11
Here you go Ethan what is this
I have something to say to you - Slackers 00:09
I have something to say to you
There goes Dave the liar I f ed his old girlfriend - Slackers 00:06
There goes Dave the liar I f ed his old girlfriend
You're so awesome Your room is so awesome Your phone is kick ass - Slackers 00:08
You're so awesome Your room is so awesome Your phone is kick...
I wanted to be sure that you and I are best friends - Slackers 00:11
I wanted to be sure that you and I are best friends
I just need a woman's POV on the whole sitch - Slackers 00:05
I just need a woman's POV on the whole sitch
Angela Weird - Slackers 00:12
Angela Weird
Good work down there Mr Dulles You can call me Jack - Slackers 00:28
Good work down there Mr Dulles You can call me Jack
What would me say - Slackers 00:04
What would me say
I don't think you have to worry about that - Slackers 00:07
I don't think you have to worry about that
You know what boys - Slackers 00:11
You know what boys
Yoo hoo It's Steve Pasternak looking for Angela - Slackers 00:26
Yoo hoo It's Steve Pasternak looking for Angela
I brought you coffee I don't touch that stuff - Slackers 00:18
I brought you coffee I don't touch that stuff
They call me Cool Ethan I live in Heineraker Hall - Slackers 00:05
They call me Cool Ethan I live in Heineraker Hall
I have copies - Slackers 00:07
I have copies
I used to be a whore - Slackers 00:04
I used to be a whore
And worst of all you're a whore - Slackers 00:04
And worst of all you're a whore
You are a child You're manipulative - Slackers 00:10
You are a child You're manipulative
I can't believe you guys Oh you can't believe us - Slackers 00:30
I can't believe you guys Oh you can't believe us
I had a nickname for you Want to know what it was I'm not gonna tell you - Slackers 00:09
I had a nickname for you Want to know what it was I'm not...
I say happy you say birthday - Slackers 00:08
I say happy you say birthday
I'm bad - Slackers 00:35
I'm bad
We can have our own system It's a counter system - Slackers 00:17
We can have our own system It's a counter system
You're smart I like you - Slackers 00:06
You're smart I like you
I'm not gonna eat that shit you fuckin' retard - Slackers 00:08
I'm not gonna eat that shit you fuckin' retard

Cast

Dave Goodman - Devon Sawa
Sam Schechter - Jason Segel
Jeff Davis - Michael C. Maronna
Ethan Dulles - Jason Schwartzman
Angela Patton - Jaime King
Reanna - Laura Prepon
Airborne Express Driver - Travis Davis
Head T.A. Philip - Jim Rash
Karl, the Grad Student - Nat Faxon
Professor Markoe - Don Michaelson
Bruna, the Office Manager - Retta
Singing Waitress - Marilyn Staley
Singing Waiter - Jason Garner
Japanese Proctor - Gedde Watanabe
Hot Twin #1 - Heidi Kramer
Hot Twin #2 - Alissa Kramer
Economics Professor - Michael McDonald
Astronomy Professor - Charles Dougherty
Long-Haired Hobo - Michael Swiney
Shelley - Shelley Dowdy
Philip - J.P. Coe
Doctor - Howard Mungo
Charles Patton - Sam Anderson
Valerie Patton - Leigh Taylor-Young
Pissed Off Co-Ed - Melanie Paxson
Cameron Diaz - Cameron Diaz
Dave's Mom - Kim Stanwood
Male Executive - Wesley Mann
Mr. Leonard - Joe Flaherty
Female Executive - Mary Faulkner
Security Guard - Rick Dubov
Receptionist - Margaret Easley
Stoned Test Taker - Todd Giebenhain
Parent - Greg Bronson
Dream Girl #1 - Mara Clinch
Japanese Teacher V - Dono Cunningham
Girl at Trendy Club - Gina Gershon
Student - Jason Maddox
Student - Martin Pierron
Office Executive - Laura Renault
Student - Daniel Spink
Student - Sara Tanaka
Mrs. Van Graaf - Mamie Van Doren
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