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"Slackers" quotes

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When geeky Ethan discovers three fellow students scamming the examination system, he blackmails them to win over the college's most popular girl.

Director: Dewey Nicks
Writer: David H. Steinberg
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 12/100
ImdbRating: 5.4
BoxOffice: $5,285,941
Released: 01 Feb 2002
Awards: N/A
Hey new wave boy Don't you see - Slackers 00:08 Hey new wave boy Don't you see To my little locked room - Slackers 00:06 To my little locked room I love to suck cock And I arrange flowers too - Slackers 00:05 I love to suck cock And I arrange flowers too You know my policy You gotta show the boobs and work the ass - Slackers 00:10 You know my policy You gotta show the boobs and work the ass Oh one two three four hard nipples Nope - Slackers 00:05 Oh one two three four hard nipples Nope Dave come on - Slackers 00:03 Dave come on Unfortunately my friend fate - Slackers 00:34 Unfortunately my friend fate He's in my seat though Exactly - Slackers 00:08 He's in my seat though Exactly Good Thank you Eyes on my own paper - Slackers 00:08 Good Thank you Eyes on my own paper This is his first day The dirty old whore told me to do it - Slackers 00:05 This is his first day The dirty old whore told me to do it I 'm a commercial airline pilot - Slackers 00:31 I 'm a commercial airline pilot I'm pretty sure I'm in the wrong class - Slackers 00:10 I'm pretty sure I'm in the wrong class Hey I was in Desert Storm mister God it hurts - Slackers 00:06 Hey I was in Desert Storm mister God it hurts What the heck is going on Professor Markoe thank God - Slackers 00:14 What the heck is going on Professor Markoe thank God Here you go Ethan what is this - Slackers 00:11 Here you go Ethan what is this I have something to say to you - Slackers 00:09 I have something to say to you There goes Dave the liar I f ed his old girlfriend - Slackers 00:06 There goes Dave the liar I f ed his old girlfriend You're so awesome Your room is so awesome Your phone is kick ass - Slackers 00:08 You're so awesome Your room is so awesome Your phone is... I wanted to be sure that you and I are best friends - Slackers 00:11 I wanted to be sure that you and I are best friends I just need a woman's POV on the whole sitch - Slackers 00:05 I just need a woman's POV on the whole sitch Angela Weird - Slackers 00:12 Angela Weird Good work down there Mr Dulles You can call me Jack - Slackers 00:28 Good work down there Mr Dulles You can call me Jack What would me say - Slackers 00:04 What would me say I don't think you have to worry about that - Slackers 00:07 I don't think you have to worry about that You know what boys - Slackers 00:11 You know what boys Yoo hoo It's Steve Pasternak looking for Angela - Slackers 00:26 Yoo hoo It's Steve Pasternak looking for Angela I brought you coffee I don't touch that stuff - Slackers 00:18 I brought you coffee I don't touch that stuff They call me Cool Ethan I live in Heineraker Hall - Slackers 00:05 They call me Cool Ethan I live in Heineraker Hall I have copies - Slackers 00:07 I have copies I used to be a whore - Slackers 00:04 I used to be a whore And worst of all you're a whore - Slackers 00:04 And worst of all you're a whore You are a child You're manipulative - Slackers 00:10 You are a child You're manipulative I can't believe you guys Oh you can't believe us - Slackers 00:30 I can't believe you guys Oh you can't believe us I had a nickname for you Want to know what it was I'm not gonna tell you - Slackers 00:09 I had a nickname for you Want to know what it was I'm... I say happy you say birthday - Slackers 00:08 I say happy you say birthday I'm bad - Slackers 00:35 I'm bad We can have our own system It's a counter system - Slackers 00:17 We can have our own system It's a counter system You're smart I like you - Slackers 00:06 You're smart I like you I'm not gonna eat that shit you fuckin' retard - Slackers 00:08 I'm not gonna eat that shit you fuckin' retard

Cast

Dave Goodman - Devon Sawa
Sam Schechter - Jason Segel
Jeff Davis - Michael C. Maronna
Ethan Dulles - Jason Schwartzman
Angela Patton - Jaime King