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Slap Shot poster
A failing ice hockey team finds success with outrageously violent hockey goonery.

Director: George Roy Hill
Writer: Nancy Dowd
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, sport
Year: 1977
MetaScore: 61/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $28,000,000
Released: 25 Feb 1977
Awards: 1 win & 2 nominations
I told him his wife was a dyke No - Slap Shot 00:21 I told him his wife was a dyke No What are you talking about This is hockey - Slap Shot 00:10 What are you talking about This is hockey Jesus Christ what a fucking nightmare - Slap Shot 00:06 Jesus Christ what a fucking nightmare He's probably calling Florida - Slap Shot 00:35 He's probably calling Florida You out What - Slap Shot 00:06 You out What Fuckin' Chrysler plant - Slap Shot 00:14 Fuckin' Chrysler plant We'll straighten you out - Slap Shot 00:13 We'll straighten you out You're bullshit - Slap Shot 00:39 You're bullshit Johnny always says you can just screw so much and drink so much - Slap Shot 00:12 Johnny always says you can just screw so much and drink so... But at least I'm not chickenshit like you - Slap Shot 00:09 But at least I'm not chickenshit like you My allergy to those fucking fans you know has returned - Slap Shot 00:07 My allergy to those fucking fans you know has returned Here's to the Sunshine State - Slap Shot 00:14 Here's to the Sunshine State Does that make him a fag - Slap Shot 00:09 Does that make him a fag Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself - Slap Shot 00:07 Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all... You know Toe Blake - Slap Shot 00:08 You know Toe Blake They don't call me Dr - Slap Shot 00:10 They don't call me Dr They convicted Ogilthorpe - Slap Shot 00:05 They convicted Ogilthorpe What did the old man trade for these assholes - Slap Shot 00:06 What did the old man trade for these assholes You had on this black bra with tassels - Slap Shot 00:41 You had on this black bra with tassels That cunt is no good - Slap Shot 00:08 That cunt is no good You mean you could sell us - Slap Shot 00:56 You mean you could sell us It's their rink - Slap Shot 00:30 It's their rink Hundred bucks says you're gonna crack my skull - Slap Shot 00:12 Hundred bucks says you're gonna crack my skull They're horrible looking - Slap Shot 00:09 They're horrible looking You take the van - Slap Shot 00:11 You take the van I hate my father - Slap Shot 00:15 I hate my father You know what I mean - Slap Shot 00:19 You know what I mean Call the pizza man - Slap Shot 00:13 Call the pizza man What's the story on that dog - Slap Shot 00:10 What's the story on that dog Let's really try to win this one - Slap Shot 00:20 Let's really try to win this one Have you seen Reg or Braden - Slap Shot 00:16 Have you seen Reg or Braden Ned what's changer in English Trade me right fucking now - Slap Shot 00:15 Ned what's changer in English Trade me right fucking... These guys are a fucking disgrace - Slap Shot 00:07 These guys are a fucking disgrace We could all end up in the clinker for this - Slap Shot 00:50 We could all end up in the clinker for this I tried to capture the spirit of the thing - Slap Shot 00:13 I tried to capture the spirit of the thing Andre  Poodle  Lussier - Slap Shot 00:27 Andre Poodle Lussier Old time hockey - Slap Shot 00:15 Old time hockey You're a goalie - Slap Shot 00:08 You're a goalie Here's a name for you nostalgia fans - Slap Shot 00:19 Here's a name for you nostalgia fans Every scout in the NHL is out there tonight - Slap Shot 00:38 Every scout in the NHL is out there tonight Look at that You can't see I'm on radio - Slap Shot 00:06 Look at that You can't see I'm on radio You are the first man I've slept with since I left Hanrahan - Slap Shot 00:51 You are the first man I've slept with since I left... Dunlop you suck cock All I can get - Slap Shot 00:07 Dunlop you suck cock All I can get Buy you a soda after the game - Slap Shot 00:13 Buy you a soda after the game I'm not bullshittin' ya - Slap Shot 00:21 I'm not bullshittin' ya She's a lesbian - Slap Shot 00:35 She's a lesbian Your son looks like a fag to me - Slap Shot 00:16 Your son looks like a fag to me He challenged the Chiefs - Slap Shot 00:39 He challenged the Chiefs What are you guys doing - Slap Shot 00:11 What are you guys doing I'm gonna flash' em - Slap Shot 00:26 I'm gonna flash' em He's the head coach and chief punk on that Syracuse team - Slap Shot 00:23 He's the head coach and chief punk on that Syracuse... I lose my blouse - Slap Shot 00:14 I lose my blouse Ogie Ogilthorpe - Slap Shot 00:23 Ogie Ogilthorpe The fans are standing up to them - Slap Shot 00:14 The fans are standing up to them Hi Jim Carr again - Slap Shot 01:17 Hi Jim Carr again Oh you cheap son of a bitch - Slap Shot 00:44 Oh you cheap son of a bitch I got my eye on the three of you - Slap Shot 00:14 I got my eye on the three of you I know that some in our audience don't know the finer points of hockey - Slap Shot 02:09 I know that some in our audience don't know the finer... What's  changer  in English - Slap Shot 00:23 What's changer in English

Cast

Reggie - Paul Newman
McGrath - Strother Martin
Ned Braden - Michael Ontkean
Francine - Jennifer Warren