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Slaughterhouse Rulez

An illustrious British boarding school becomes a bloody battleground when a mysterious sinkhole appears at a nearby fracking site unleashing unspeakable horror.

Director

Crispian Mills

Year

Genre

action, comedy, fantasy

Box Office

$4,665

Production

Stolen Picture,Catalyst Global Media,Sony Pictures International Productions,Columbia Pictures

Awards

N/A

Homepage

https://www.sonypictures.com/movies/slaughterhouserulez

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Yuri

Jassa Ahluwalia

Willoughby Blake

Asa Butterfield

Caspar De Brunose

Don Wallace

Clemsie Lawrence

Hermione Corfield

Bello

Wootton

Meredith Houseman

Butler

Mikey

Tomkinson

Charlie Fitzherbert

Chibwe

Poppet

Woody Chapman

Hedger

Babs Wallace

The Beast

Nick Kellington

Kay

Isabella Laughland

Lambert

Dr. Francois

Red Dreads

Hargreaves

Clegg

Tom Rhys Harries

Audrey

The Bat

Matron

Smudger

Teddy Chapman

James Woodroffe

Sparta Boy

Remi-Lawal Abiola

Sparta Boy

Connor Allbright

Andromeda Girl

Sparta Boy

Charles M. Baker

Parent

Hippie Man

Tennis Girl

Special Security

Terrafrack Security

Tiny New Boy

Sparta Boy

Sparta House Boy

Sixth Form Student

Scholar Bartlett

Andromeda Female Student

Olympus Dog

Sparta Boy

Harry Isherwood

Terrafrack Inspector

Protester

A God

Minotaur

Xenephon Boy

Tennis Girl

Olympus boy

Sparta Boy

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The Bat Don Wallace Willoughby Blake Wootton Meredith Houseman Smudger Hargreaves

My love, all I want
is to be with you. - Slaughterhouse Rulez

My love, all I want is to be with you.

If I can find
a replacement coach - Slaughterhouse Rulez

If I can find a replacement coach

(GUNSHOTS) - Slaughterhouse Rulez

MATRON: Keep still,
you little bugger. - Slaughterhouse Rulez

MATRON: Keep still, you little bugger.

DON: Says here that there
were 600 earthquakes - Slaughterhouse Rulez

DON: Says here that there were 600 earthquakes

Why are you such
a fucking ponce? - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Why are you such a fucking ponce?

Somebody hung this tie
from a beam - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Somebody hung this tie from a beam

Who could do such a thing?
Come on, own up. - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Who could do such a thing? Come on, own up.

(DOOR CLOSES) - Slaughterhouse Rulez

If anybody knows
anything about this, - Slaughterhouse Rulez

If anybody knows anything about this,

Hung himself in the downstairs
bogs with a school tie. - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Hung himself in the downstairs bogs with a school tie.

Class, I'm afraid
Mr. Prigg will be - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Class, I'm afraid Mr. Prigg will be

Uh, I will be
filling his shoes until - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Uh, I will be filling his shoes until

Now, I have to confess, - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Now, I have to confess,

It's been a while, but,
uh, tempus fugit, - Slaughterhouse Rulez

It's been a while, but, uh, tempus fugit,

Page 108, sir. Yes, yes. - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Page 108, sir. Yes, yes.

(SPEAKING IN LATIN) - Slaughterhouse Rulez

(SPEAKING IN LATIN)

"At that moment, as I recall - Slaughterhouse Rulez

"At that moment, as I recall

"Take it like a man"?
"Give us your cash." - Slaughterhouse Rulez

"Take it like a man"? "Give us your cash.&quo...

If you're not word perfect
when Clegg tests you, - Slaughterhouse Rulez

If you're not word perfect when Clegg tests you,

And of Cerberus waiting
to make a meal of me." - Slaughterhouse Rulez

And of Cerberus waiting to make a meal of me."

Legend has it
that a wandering knight - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Legend has it that a wandering knight

In return,
he was gifted this land - Slaughterhouse Rulez

In return, he was gifted this land

"Through slaughter
to immorality." - Slaughterhouse Rulez

"Through slaughter to immorality."

BARTLETT: "I believe the witch did not
spare my throat in pity - Slaughterhouse Rulez

BARTLETT: "I believe the witch did not spare my throat ...

(PEOPLE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY) - Slaughterhouse Rulez

(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

"And therewithal, - Slaughterhouse Rulez

"And therewithal,

But he, smelling the stink
of the pissing..." - Slaughterhouse Rulez

But he, smelling the stink of the pissing..."

Hey, Will,
who was the blond girl - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Hey, Will, who was the blond girl

(SMUDGER CHUCKLES) - Slaughterhouse Rulez

(SMUDGER CHUCKLES)

We have Clemsie Lawrence
drinking nectar - Slaughterhouse Rulez

We have Clemsie Lawrence drinking nectar

(WHISTLES) - Slaughterhouse Rulez

And somewhere in the middle,
we have... - Slaughterhouse Rulez

And somewhere in the middle, we have...

Because, Ducky, someday,
you may well be a god. - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Because, Ducky, someday, you may well be a god.

(ALL LAUGHING) - Slaughterhouse Rulez

This Sixth Form orgy is a myth.
But I must have hope. - Slaughterhouse Rulez

This Sixth Form orgy is a myth. But I must have hope.

Wallace, you want to take
Clemsie Lawrence to orgy, - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Wallace, you want to take Clemsie Lawrence to orgy,

Cocky little shit
thinks - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Cocky little shit thinks

Wootton, if you fail
the house test again, - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Wootton, if you fail the house test again,

CLEGG: Move it, gentlemen!
Keep up the pace. - Slaughterhouse Rulez

CLEGG: Move it, gentlemen! Keep up the pace.

(SIGHS) - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Are you enjoying
the privilege - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Are you enjoying the privilege

Five generations
of Cleggs have given - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Five generations of Cleggs have given

The only connection you'll make
around here is with my boot. - Slaughterhouse Rulez

The only connection you'll make around here is with my ...

(BOTH GROANING AND PANTING) - Slaughterhouse Rulez

(BOTH GROANING AND PANTING)

Whose idea was it
to have a school - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Whose idea was it to have a school

Um... The parents,
probably. - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Um... The parents, probably.

(ALARM BEEPING) - Slaughterhouse Rulez

(ALARM BEEPING)

(BOTH GROANING) - Slaughterhouse Rulez

(BOTH GROANING)

Oh, you're a bad man. - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Oh, you're a bad man.

What? It was a gift - Slaughterhouse Rulez

What? It was a gift

(SIREN WAILING) - Slaughterhouse Rulez

(SIREN WAILING)

(MIMICKING GUNSHOTS) - Slaughterhouse Rulez

(MIMICKING GUNSHOTS)

(BOTH PANTING) - Slaughterhouse Rulez

(BOTH SCREAM) - Slaughterhouse Rulez

I've got some acid.
I've got some - Slaughterhouse Rulez

I've got some acid. I've got some

(ALL CHEERING) - Slaughterhouse Rulez

(ALL LAUGHING) - Slaughterhouse Rulez

(ALL LAUGH) - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Pumping her with their
rock-hard, toxic cocks. - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Pumping her with their rock-hard, toxic cocks.

The only people
that do want it - Slaughterhouse Rulez

The only people that do want it

And what better place
to learn bullying - Slaughterhouse Rulez

And what better place to learn bullying

The CEO of Terrafrack
and your headmaster, - Slaughterhouse Rulez

The CEO of Terrafrack and your headmaster,

I don't think they knew.
They didn't know. See this? - Slaughterhouse Rulez

I don't think they knew. They didn't know. See thi...

Yeah, he takes
other people's shit - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Yeah, he takes other people's shit

Oh, well, pity, it's all going
to shit in the end. - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Oh, well, pity, it's all going to shit in the end.

Huh? We are all gonna eat karma
for this. Join the dots. - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Huh? We are all gonna eat karma for this. Join the dots.

Because we know that hole,
it ain't no mundane chasm. - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Because we know that hole, it ain't no mundane chasm.

It leads straight down
to hell. - Slaughterhouse Rulez

It leads straight down to hell.

We're all gonna die soon.
Go out with a bang. Kaboom! - Slaughterhouse Rulez

We're all gonna die soon. Go out with a bang. Kaboom!

Keep telling her
to chill out, - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Keep telling her to chill out,

But apparently it's much worse at Eton - Slaughterhouse Rulez

But apparently it's much worse at Eton

(BOTH LAUGH) - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Yes, the, uh...
The cricket pitch, - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Yes, the, uh... The cricket pitch,

This is what our parents
are really paying for: - Slaughterhouse Rulez

This is what our parents are really paying for:

Think how many of
our world leaders - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Think how many of our world leaders

CLEMSIE: Matty caught him
and another boy - Slaughterhouse Rulez

CLEMSIE: Matty caught him and another boy

Everyone says,
"Just be yourself." - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Everyone says, "Just be yourself."

You seem to be doing
all right, though. - Slaughterhouse Rulez

You seem to be doing all right, though.

(CHUCKLES) - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Clemsie, - Slaughterhouse Rulez

(FIRECRACKERS EXPLODING) - Slaughterhouse Rulez

(FIRECRACKERS EXPLODING)

SMUDGER: Who's got a ciggie?
Not now, Smudge. Go, go. - Slaughterhouse Rulez

SMUDGER: Who's got a ciggie? Not now, Smudge. Go, go.

(GUNS COCKING) - Slaughterhouse Rulez

(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY) - Slaughterhouse Rulez

(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)

(HELICOPTER APPROACHING) - Slaughterhouse Rulez

(HELICOPTER APPROACHING)

(BUTLER FARTING) - Slaughterhouse Rulez

(BUTLER FARTING)

(LINE RINGING) - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Even so, I'd like to voice
my concerns with your superior. - Slaughterhouse Rulez

Even so, I'd like to voice my concerns with your superi...

(BARKING) - Slaughterhouse Rulez

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An illustrious British boarding school becomes a bloody battleground when a mysterious sinkhole appears at a nearby fracking site unleashing unspeakable horror.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Crispian Mills

Writer: Crispian Mills, Henry Fitzherbert, Luke Passmore

Production: Stolen Picture,Catalyst Global Media,Sony Pictures International Productions,Columbia Pictures

Genre: action, comedy, fantasy

Year: 2018

MetaScore: 39/100

ImdbRating: 5.3

BoxOffice: $4,665

Released: 17 May 2019

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://www.sonypictures.com/movies/slaughterhouserulez

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