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They were fools

Stevo:
There were quite a few punks in the SLC back in '85, but there were equally as many posers. Posers were kids who would dress and act like punks but they did it for fashion. They were fools! They'd say shit like...
Poser:
Anarchy in the U.K.!
Stevo:
See what I mean? Posers. "Anarchy in the U.K." What the fuck's that? It was a Sex Pistols thing. That's where they were from, they were British! They were allowed to go on about anarchy in the U.K. but what does that mean to us in Utah, America? That's all you ever hear from these trendy fucks like
[in really bad British accent]

Stevo:
"Did you hear the new Smiths album? It's fuckin' terriff'!" Stupid posers walking around Utah saying "terriff'" with a stupid English twang.
[Grabs a poser with Union Jack patch]

Stevo:
See what I mean? What's up with the England bullshit. Union Jack is a FAG! I used to know this girl who would only have sex with a guy if he had a stupid fuckin' accent. So these assholes... and there are plenty of assholes in this general area would get her drunk and then put on some stupid fuckin' accent and go to her and say
Stevo:
[in really bad English accent]

Stevo:
"'Ello misstress! You fancy a shag?" And there she'd be, fuckin knees in the sky. It was sad, it made me sad! Girl had no self respect!

Transcript:
{\fad(100,100)}Sure, there was a lot more punks
than there was four years earlier,
{\fad(100,100)}...but there was also as many posers.
{\fad(100,100)}Posers, were people that looked like punks,
but they did it for fashion.
{\fad(100,100)}And they were fools. They’d say,
"Anarchy in the U.K."
You see? Posers.
"Anarchy in the U.K."
What the fuck's that?
What good is that to
those of us in Utah, America?
It was a Sex Pistols thing, right?
They were from England. They were British.
That's what they did. They were allowed
to go on about anarchy in the U.K.
You don't live your life by lyrics.
I mean, that's all you ever
heard from these trendy fucks.
Like, "Did you hear the new
Smiths album? It's fuckin' terrif."
Kids walking around Utah saying
"terrif" with a stupid old English twang.
See what I mean? What the
fuck's up with the England bullshit?
You know Jag?
He's a fag.
I knew a girl who'd only have sex
with a guy if he had a fucking accent.
Can you think of anything more ludicrous?
So every asshole in Salt Lake City,
...and let me tell you,
plenty of assholes in this general region...
...that wanted to do some of this,
would get her drunk...
...and put on some kind of stupid accent,
...like, "Hey, mistress,
do you fancy a shag?"
And there she would
fucking knees in the sky.
It was sad. It made me really sad.
Poor girl had no self-respect.
To me, England was nothing
more than a big American state...
...like North Dakota or Canada.
You gotta look at me and say, "Hey,
why are you so mad?" And I'll tell you.
'Cause for all the fawning that went
over the English bands in SLC,
...those fuckin' English chaps could
only say shit about us Americans.
All we were to them was a bunch of hicks.
Well, you know what?
I'm not a fuckin' hick!
I don't wear cowboy boots.
I hate the fuckin' rodeo.
Horses smell like shit to me...
...and I don't fuck anyone
in my own bloodline.
By definition, I'm not a redneck,
and I ain't a fuckin' hick.
Oh, the sun never sets
on the British empire.
Well, the sun never sets
on my asshole!
Another thing that pissed me off,
talking about who started punk rock music.
Was it Sex Pistols in England?
Was it the Ramones and the
Velvet Underground in New York?
Is it the Ramones?
Is it the Sex Pistols?
Who cares who started it?
It's music.
I don't know who started it,
and I don't give a fuck.
The one thing I do know
is that we did it harder,
God damn it, we did it faster, and we
definitely did it with more love, baby!
You can't take that away from us.
Exhibit A.
It's my only exhibit, really,
but, you know what?
I think it's pretty fuckin' good.
Fuck off and die.
♪ {\fad(100,100)}One of these days ♪
♪ {\fad(100,100)}it's got to go ♪
♪ {\fad(100,100)}One of these days ♪
♪ {\fad(100,100)}I'm comin' out slow ♪
♪ {\fad(100,100)}One of these days ♪
♪ {\fad(100,100)}we'll all be bored ♪
♪ {\fad(100,100)}One of these days ♪
♪ {\fad(100,100)}I'm comin' out strong ♪
♪ {\fad(100,100)}One of these days ♪
♪ {\fad(100,100)}it's got to go ♪
♪ {\fad(100,100)}One of these days ♪
♪ {\fad(100,100)}I'm comin' out strong ♪
♪ {\fad(100,100)}One of these days, yeah ♪
If you were a fuckin' man,
you'd fuck me here!
I said if you were a fuckin' man,
you'd fuck me here, right here, now!
Fuckers.
Hey, wasn't she with you?
– Who?
– Um, Sandy.
Last week, dude.
We hung out, but nobody's anybody's.
Anyway, I got my eye on Trish.
Hey, where is Trish?
I have to talk to her.
She's setting up for
the after party for the band.
Hey, isn’t Trish, like, 30-somethin'?
Yeah, dude.
She's fuckin' smart as hell, too.

Clip duration: 219 seconds
Views: 13
Movie: SLC Punk!
Year: 1998
Genres: comedy, drama, music, romance
Summary: In the early 1980s Stevo and Heroin Bob are the only two dedicated punks in conservative Salt Lake City.


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