Stevo: I mean, I knew a girl, right, who'd only have sex with a guy if he had a fuckin' accent. Can you think of anything more ludacris in your life? So every asshole in Salt Lake City, and let me
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SLC Punk! 1998
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Stevo:
I mean, I knew a girl, right, who'd only have sex with a guy if he had a fuckin' accent. Can you think of anything more ludacris in your life? So every asshole in Salt Lake City, and let me tell ya, plenty assholes in this general region, that wanna do a little of this, would get her drunk and put on some kind of stupid fucking accent like 'Ello mistress, do you fancy a shag?' And there she would, fuckin' knees to the sky. It was sad, it made me really sad. Poor girl had no self respect.

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You know Jag?
He's a fag.
I knew a girl who'd only have sex
with a guy if he had a fucking accent.
Can you think of anything more ludicrous?
So every asshole in Salt Lake City,
...and let me tell you,
plenty of assholes in this general region...
...that wanted to do some of this,
would get her drunk...
...and put on some kind of stupid accent,
...like, "Hey, mistress,
do you fancy a shag?"
And there she would
fucking knees in the sky.
It was sad. It made me really sad.
Poor girl had no self-respect.
To me, England was nothing
more than a big American state...
...like North Dakota or Canada.
You gotta look at me and say, "Hey,
why are you so mad?" And I'll tell you.
'Cause for all the fawning that went
over the English bands in SLC,
...those fuckin' English chaps could
only say shit about us Americans.
All we were to them was a bunch of hicks.
Well, you know what?
I'm not a fuckin' hick!
I don't wear cowboy boots.
I hate the fuckin' rodeo.
Horses smell like shit to me...
...and I don't fuck anyone
in my own bloodline.
By definition, I'm not a redneck,
and I ain't a fuckin' hick.
Oh, the sun never sets
on the British empire.
Well, the sun never sets
on my asshole!
Another thing that pissed me off,
talking about who started punk rock music.
Was it Sex Pistols in England?
Was it the Ramones and the
Velvet Underground in New York?
Is it the Ramones?
Is it the Sex Pistols?
Who cares who started it?
It's music.
I don't know who started it,
and I don't give a fuck.
The one thing I do know
is that we did it harder,
God damn it, we did it faster, and we
definitely did it with more love, baby!
You can't take that away from us.
Exhibit A.

Clip duration: 95 seconds
Views: 57
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, drama, music, romance
Summary: In the early 1980s Stevo and Heroin Bob are the only two dedicated punks in conservative Salt Lake City.


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