Sleeper quotes

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A nerdish store owner is revived out of cryostasis into a future world to fight an oppressive government.

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen, Marshall Brickman
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, sci-fi
Year: 1973
MetaScore: 77/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $18,344,729
Released: 17 Dec 1973
Awards: 2 wins & 2 nominations

82 Clips & Quotes

Do I believe in God - Sleeper Do I believe in God It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for 200 years - Sleeper It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for 200 years You don't believe in science - Sleeper You don't believe in science I haven't seen my analyst in 200 years - Sleeper I haven't seen my analyst in 200 years But we developed a theory - Sleeper But we developed a theory She thought I said  rabies - Sleeper She thought I said rabies Organic honey and tiger's milk - Sleeper 01:17 Organic honey and tiger's milk Register commies - Sleeper Register commies I was beat up by Quakers - Sleeper 00:18 I was beat up by Quakers What happened to everybody - Sleeper What happened to everybody He was a communist - Sleeper 04:26 He was a communist What's it feel like to be dead for 200 years - Sleeper What's it feel like to be dead for 200 years It's my second favorite organ - Sleeper It's my second favorite organ Did you ever realize that  God  spelled backwards is  Dog - Sleeper 00:28 Did you ever realize that God spelled backwards is Dog That was wonderful - Sleeper That was wonderful I'm 237 years old - Sleeper I'm 237 years old Sex is different today - Sleeper Sex is different today I'm always joking - Sleeper 00:22 I'm always joking What kind of government you guys got here - Sleeper 00:21 What kind of government you guys got here Like something with the body of a crab and the head of a Social Worker - Sleeper Like something with the body of a crab and the head of a... Men go crazy over for me - Sleeper Men go crazy over for me You gotta be kidding - Sleeper You gotta be kidding I don't believe in science - Sleeper I don't believe in science Do you want to perform sex with me - Sleeper Do you want to perform sex with me What you didn't realize is that you're dealing with one of the greatest minds you've ever seen - Sleeper What you didn't realize is that you're dealing with one of... You were screaming out different names in your sleep - Sleeper You were screaming out different names in your sleep You remind me of Lisa Sorenson - Sleeper 00:38 You remind me of Lisa Sorenson You have to give yourself up - Sleeper You have to give yourself up You're biting my nails - Sleeper You're biting my nails We're here to see the nose - Sleeper 00:17 We're here to see the nose That's a big chicken - Sleeper That's a big chicken I wanna go home - Sleeper 00:49 I wanna go home You don't know anything - Sleeper You don't know anything Don't worry about me - Sleeper Don't worry about me I wrote a song about the revolution - Sleeper 00:43 I wrote a song about the revolution You shouldn't have - Sleeper You shouldn't have You're living in a Police State - Sleeper You're living in a Police State You have no number - Sleeper You have no number I can't believe this - Sleeper I can't believe this And be sure you get the smoke deep down into your lungs - Sleeper And be sure you get the smoke deep down into your lungs I bought Polaroid at seven - Sleeper 00:19 I bought Polaroid at seven Do you believe in God - Sleeper Do you believe in God You'd probably feel a lot safer with Mr - Sleeper 00:59 You'd probably feel a lot safer with Mr After looking at the nose - Sleeper After looking at the nose Don't you understand - Sleeper 00:53 Don't you understand I beat a man insensible with a strawberry - Sleeper I beat a man insensible with a strawberry I'm a clarinet player in 1973 - Sleeper I'm a clarinet player in 1973 I like to be watched while I clone - Sleeper I like to be watched while I clone What will the goyim say - Sleeper 00:12 What will the goyim say We're going my way - Sleeper We're going my way Because the possibilities are limitless - Sleeper 00:20 Because the possibilities are limitless Here's your silly old Hydrovac Suit - Sleeper Here's your silly old Hydrovac Suit We got complicated - Sleeper We got complicated This is what I call a cosmic screwing - Sleeper This is what I call a cosmic screwing There is a growing underground - Sleeper 00:28 There is a growing underground I knew it was too good to be true - Sleeper 00:20 I knew it was too good to be true God damn cheap Japanese flying packs - Sleeper God damn cheap Japanese flying packs I absolutely do not want to hear about it - Sleeper I absolutely do not want to hear about it I wrote a new poem today - Sleeper 01:28 I wrote a new poem today I'm a nice person - Sleeper I'm a nice person I went the University at a population center - Sleeper I went the University at a population center You want to get into the machine now - Sleeper 01:12 You want to get into the machine now I wish to use my title to bring peace to all nations of the world - Sleeper I wish to use my title to bring peace to all nations of the... The Western District - Sleeper The Western District Cover those lights - Sleeper Cover those lights Try not to appear nervous - Sleeper Try not to appear nervous With a body like mine - Sleeper 00:16 With a body like mine You don't expect me to tie myself down to one man - Sleeper 00:55 You don't expect me to tie myself down to one man Erno said to take the north escalator - Sleeper 00:49 Erno said to take the north escalator I believe it's going to be a   a very difficult kroning job - Sleeper I believe it's going to be a a very difficult kroning job A medical moment - Sleeper 00:10 A medical moment I cannot believe it - Sleeper I cannot believe it I'm not really the heroic type - Sleeper I'm not really the heroic type This stuff tastes awful - Sleeper This stuff tastes awful Just get your part right - Sleeper Just get your part right White Teeth back there - Sleeper White Teeth back there Erno's going to lead the revolution and head the new government - Sleeper Erno's going to lead the revolution and head the new... Are there female robots - Sleeper Are there female robots You're the alien - Sleeper You're the alien It's hard to believe - Sleeper It's hard to believe I'm with the Underground - Sleeper I'm with the Underground It's Erno's plan - Sleeper It's Erno's plan

Cast

Miles Monroe - Woody Allen
Luna Schlosser - Diane Keaton
Erno Windt - John Beck
Dr. Melik - Mary Gregory
Dr. Tryon - Don Keefer
Dr. Agon - John McLiam
Rainer Krebs - Chris Forbes
Dr. Nero - Mews Small
Dr. Dean - Peter Hobbs
Ellen Pogrebin - Susan Miller
Master of Ceremonies - Lou Picetti
Woman in the Mirror - Jessica Rains
Herald Cohen - Brian Avery
Jeb Hrmthmg - Spencer Milligan
Sears Swiggles - Stanley Ross
Various Voice-Overs (voice) - John Cannon
Robot Tailor - Myron Cohen
Party Guest - Regis Cordic
Self - on Wide World of Sports (archive footage) - Howard Cosell
Guest at Luna's Party - George Furth
Guard - Seamon Glass
Laboratory Security Guard - Charles H. Gray
Cryogenic Lab Doctor - Jerry Hardin
Guard - Bob Harks
Reprogramming Technician - Harry Holcombe
Freedom Fighter - Doug Jinks
McDonald's Kid - Laurence Kirchmar
Robot Tailor (voice) - Jackie Mason
Domesticon Rep - Read Morgan
Self - Checkers Speech, Discloses His Personal Finances (archive footage) - Richard Nixon
Reprogramming Scientist - Albert Popwell
Evil Computer / Various Robot Butlers (voice) - Douglas Rain