After looking at the nose, I get the feeling that what we ought to do is, perhaps,...
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Miles Monroe:
[posing as Dr. Timken]
After looking at the nose, I get the feeling that what we ought to do is, perhaps, postpone the cloning.
Bio-Central Computer 2100 Series G:
Excuse me, Doctor. But, that would be a tragic mistake.
Miles Monroe:
You see, I - I think what the computer's failing to take into account is what I call the Pinocchio effect - which states that the square root of the proboscis is equal to the sum of the sinuses over seven.
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'We are ready to proceed.'
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Hmm... After looking at the nose,
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I get the feeling what we oughta do
perhaps is postpone the cloning.
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'Excuse me, Doctor,
but that would be a tragic mistake.'
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I think the computer is failing to take into
account what I call the Pinocchio factor,
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which states that the square root
of the proboscis
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equals the sum of the sinuses over seven.
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What is your opinion, Doctor?
Should we proceed or postpone?
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Ah, indeed.
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Er... One moment. A moment. A medical moment.
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Yes. Well, er...
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I believe that we should
go ahead with the cloning.
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Go ahead with...
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Excuse me, I have to have a conference
with the doctor for a second.
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I just wanna speak to you...
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- What do you mean, go ahead?
- What are we supposed to do?
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- I don't know how to clone a nose.
- You're crazy. I'm sick of this.
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I'm sick of this. You make me crazy.
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- Doctor, would you please proceed?
- You stop it!
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Get a grip on yourself.
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Of course, I'm glad you put it
to me in that fashion.
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Timestamp in movie: 01h 20m 04s
Uploaded: 21 October, 2021
Genres: comedy, sci-fi
Summary: A nerdish store owner is revived out of cryostasis into a future world to fight an oppressive government.
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