This was Josef Stalin. He was a communist, I was not too crazy about him, had a bad...

Miles Monroe: [Miles gets to look at some pictures to identify the people on them] This was Josef Stalin. He was a communist, I was not too crazy about him, had a bad moustache, lot of bad habits. This is Bela Lugosi. he was, he was the mayor of New York City for a while, you can see what it did to him there, you know. This is, uhm, this is, uh, Charles DeGaulle, he, he was a very famous French chef, had his own television show, showed you how to make souffles and omelets and everything. This is Scott Fitzgerald over here. A very romantic writer. Big with English majors, college girls, you know, nymphomaniacs. Very well, eh - This is Chiang Kai-Shek, who I was not too crazy about either. This is Billy Graham. He was very big in the religion business, you know. He knew God personally. Got him his complete wardrobe to go out on double dates together. It was a very big thing. They were romantically linked for awhile. This is some girls burning a brassiere. You notice it's a very small fire. This I don't know what that is. It's a photograph of Norman Mailer. He was a very great writer. He donated his ego to the Harvard Medical school for study. And this - this I can tell you - this is a centerfold from a magazine they used to call Playboy. Which - um - these girls didn't exist in actual life, you know. They were rubberized. You had to blow them up and then you'd fasten it and then you could spread ointment on them or anything else you - I'll just take this, you know, and study it later and give you a full report on it.

For instance... Joseph Stalin. He was a communist. I was not too crazy about him. He had a bad moustache, a lot of bad habits. This is Bela Lugosi. He was the mayor of New York for a while. You can see what it did to him there. This is, um... This is, uh... Charles de Gaulle. He was a very famous French chef. Had his own television show. Showed you how to make souffles and omelets. This is Scott Fitzgerald over here. A very romantic writer. Big with English majors, college girls, nymphomaniacs. Very, well... This is Chiang Kai-shek, who I was not too crazy about either. This is Billy Graham. Uh... Very big in the religion business. He knew God personally. Got him his complete wardrobe. Used to go out on double dates together. It was a big thing. They were romantically linked. This is some girls burning a brassiere. You notice it's a very small fire. Um... This, I don't know what that is. That's a photograph of Norman Mailer, who was a great writer. He donated his ego to the Harvard Medical School for study. And this, uh... this I can tell you already, this is a centerfold from a magazine we used to call Playboy, which... These girls didn't exist in actual life. They were rubberized. You had to blow 'em up. And you could spread ointment on them, or anything else that you... I'll just take this and study it later and give you a full report on it. And would you tell me exactly... what this is? Yes. This is... You see, this is the chattering teeth. This, you would buy at a store and take it to a party if you wanted to get big laughs. You'd put it down on the coffee table and you'd set it off and then, uh... See how funny it is? The teeth chatter. They're plastic. I am going, at this time, to give to this television and radio audience... Some of us have a theory that he might have been a president of the United States, but that he did something horrendous, so that all records, everything was wiped out about him. There is nothing in history books, there are no pictures on stamps. Yes, he was president. But whenever he left the White House, the Secret Service counted the silverware. Thank you very much, Jimmy. From the beginning, Muhammad Ali's career was marred by controversy and, who knows, it may have ended last Saturday in the very same way. From the... At first we didn't know what this was, but we've developed a theory. We feel that when citizens in your society were guilty of a crime against the state, they were forced to watch this. ...the way it began, March of 1964. That's where... Yes, that's exactly what that was. - Would you like some more? - This tastes awful. I could have made a fortune selling it. Janis, some more for Mr. Monroe. Certainly, sir. - Are you thirsty, Mr. Monroe? - Me? No. No, thank you. Of course. - These robots are uncanny. - They're one of our biggest industries. Far more sophisticated than previously manufactured labor-saving devices. They're alert, they respond. I've gone out with girls with less movement than that. Watch this. Janis, come here. Yes, Dr. Orva. May I be of service to you? Tell us about yourself. My name is Janis 414. I'm a domestic service menial of the 400 Series. I can cook, clean. I am a butler, a gardener and chauffeur. I have been programmed to respond to a complex series of domestic commands. Janis, clear the table and then leave the room. Come on, Miles. Are there females? The possibilities are limitless. It's late. We've got to get you out of here. - What do you mean? Where am I going? - To the Western District.