When I asked my mother where babies came from, she thought I said "rabies." She said you...
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When I asked my mother where babies came from, she thought I said "rabies." She said you get them from being bitten by a dog. The next week, a woman on my block gave birth to triplets... I thought she'd been bitten by a great dane.
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When I was little, I asked her,
"Where do babies come from?"
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She thought I said "rabies".
She said, "From a dog bite."
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A lady on the block gave birth to triplets.
I thought she was bitten by a Great Dane.
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That's perfect. We'll dump it in the water.
They'll never find it.
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What's it feel like to be dead for 200 years?
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It's like spending a weekend
in Beverly Hills.
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Hey, don't bother to help. It's a light car.
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Were you scared? Do you believe in God?
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Do I believe in God?
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I'm what you would call
a teleological existential atheist.
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I believe there's an intelligence
to the universe,
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Views: 364
Timestamp in movie: 00h 49m 03s
Uploaded: 21 October, 2021
Genres: comedy, sci-fi
Summary: A nerdish store owner is revived out of cryostasis into a future world to fight an oppressive government.
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Actors
01:17 Organic honey and tiger's milk
Register commies
00:18 I was beat up by Quakers
What happened to everybody
04:26 He was a communist
What's it feel like to be dead for 200 years
It's my second favorite organ
00:28 Did you ever realize that God spelled backwards is Dog
That was wonderful
I'm 237 years old
Sex is different today
00:22 I'm always joking
00:21 What kind of government you guys got here
Like something with the body of a crab and the head of a...
Men go crazy over for me
You gotta be kidding
I don't believe in science
Do you want to perform sex with me
What you didn't realize is that you're dealing...
You were screaming out different names in your sleep