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Sam Baldwin:
Well, I'm not looking for a mail-order bride. I just want somebody I can have a decent conversation with over dinner, without it falling down into weepy tears over some movie. Greg:
She's, as you just saw, very emotional. Sam Baldwin:
Although I cried at the end of "The Dirty Dozen". Greg:
Well, who didn't? Sam Baldwin:
Jim Brown was throwing these hand grenades down these airshafts. And Richard Jaeckel and Lee Marvin... [pretends to start crying] Sam Baldwin:
... were sitting on top of this armored personnel carrier, dressed up like Nazis... Greg:
[also pretending to cry]
Oh, God, stop it! Sam Baldwin:
And Trini Lopez... Greg:
Trini Lopez! Sam Baldwin:
He busted his neck while they were parachuting down behind the Nazi lines. Greg:
[sobs dramatically]
Stop it! Sam Baldwin:
And Richard Jaeckel, at the beginning he had on this shiny helmet 'cause he was the MP... Greg:
Please, no more! Oh, God, I loved that movie
Well, I'm not looking for a mail-order bride. I just want somebody I can have a decent conversation with over dinner, without it falling down into weepy tears over some movie. Greg:
She's, as you just saw, very emotional. Sam Baldwin:
Although I cried at the end of "The Dirty Dozen". Greg:
Well, who didn't? Sam Baldwin:
Jim Brown was throwing these hand grenades down these airshafts. And Richard Jaeckel and Lee Marvin... [pretends to start crying] Sam Baldwin:
... were sitting on top of this armored personnel carrier, dressed up like Nazis... Greg:
[also pretending to cry]
Oh, God, stop it! Sam Baldwin:
And Trini Lopez... Greg:
Trini Lopez! Sam Baldwin:
He busted his neck while they were parachuting down behind the Nazi lines. Greg:
[sobs dramatically]
Stop it! Sam Baldwin:
And Richard Jaeckel, at the beginning he had on this shiny helmet 'cause he was the MP... Greg:
Please, no more! Oh, God, I loved that movie
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Well I'm not looking for a mail order bride
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I just want somebody that I can have a decent conversation with over dinner
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You know without it falling down into weepy tears over some movie that she just saw
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She's very emotional
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Although I cried at the end of The Dirty Dozen
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Well who didn't Jim Brown was throwing
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these hand grenades down these air shafts
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And Richard Jaeckel and Lee Marvin we sitting on top of this armoured personnel carrier
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They were dressed up like Nazis And it was
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Trini Lopez Isn't he
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He busted his neck when they were parachuting down behind the Nazi lines
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Stop it
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Movie Summary
A recently widowed man's son calls a radio talk-show in an attempt to find his father a partner.

