Jay: That's what I'm trying to tell you, what women are looking for: pecs and a cute butt. Sam Baldwin: You mean like,
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Jay:
That's what I'm trying to tell you, what women are looking for: pecs and a cute butt.
Sam Baldwin:
You mean like, "He has the cutest butt"?
Jay:
Yeah.
Sam Baldwin:
Where did I hear that recently?
Jay:
Everywhere. You can't even turn on the news nowadays without hearing about how some babe thought some guy's butt was cute. Who the first woman to say this was, I don't know, but somehow it caught on.
Sam Baldwin:
So how's my butt?
[Jay stops walking, examines Sam's backside]

Jay:
Not bad.
Sam Baldwin:
Really?
Jay:
Yeah.
Sam Baldwin:
Is it cute, though?
Jay:
I don't know. Are we grading on a curve?

Transcript:
I don't need your help
with that. I wanna know
what it's like out there.
That's what I'm trying to tell you
what women are looking for:
Pecs and a cute butt.
Like, "He has the cutest butt."
Yeah.
Where did I hear that recently?
Everywhere.
You can't even turn on the news
without hearing some babe
thought some guy's butt
was cute.
Who the first woman to
say this was, I don't know,
but somehow it caught on.
So how's my butt?
Not bad.
Really?
Yeah.
Is it cute though?
I don't know.
Are we grading
on a curve?
When was the last time
you were out there?
Uh... Uh, uh...
Jimmy Carter, 1978.
Things are a little different now.
First, you have to be friends.
You have to like each other.
Then you neck.
This could go on for years.
Then you have tests,
then you get to do it
with a condom.
The good news is
you split the cheque.
I don't think I could let
a woman pay for dinner.
Great! They'll throw a parade
in your honour.
You'll be Man of the Year
in Seattle Magazine.
Tiramisu.
You'll find out.
What is tiramisu?
Well, what is it?
You'll see.

Clip duration: 78 seconds
Views: 46
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: A recently widowed man's son calls a radio talk-show in an attempt to find his father a partner.


Actors

Sam Baldwin - Tom Hanks